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@MysterySolvents Trump will claim Iran has decided to really, really, really negotiate and he’ll give either until Friday, 2 weeks, or the day Bondi has to testify about Epstein. Iran will then put out a hilarious LEGO video that says Trump once again is just making the whole thing up.

What excuse/lie will Trump create about Iran before 8:00pm Eastern Time tomorrow?

@TrumpWarRoom @POTUS Imagine if you will - a sitting president of the United States of America behind a podium bragging that he’s loved by Kim Jong Un.

.@POTUS: "It's not just NATO. You know who else didn’t help us? South Korea didn’t help us. You know who else didn’t help us? Australia didn’t help us. You know who else didn’t help us? Japan didn’t help us. We got 50,000 soldiers in Japan to protect them from North Korea."

@HoodiBellinger @Yankees

@Yankees We are 9 games into the season relax people

FINAL: Marlins 7, Yankees 6.

@ProgressNow00 @berningman16 “Iran”!? Half of America would take 10 minutes trying to find the United States on a map. We’ve got a president that thought Colorado bordered Mexico.

Americans are dumb as shit. In 2020, only 23% could identify Iran on a map. What's worse is MAGA revels in its stupidity. It's like a badge of honor for them. It's no accident. Cuts to the education system, repealing the Fairness Doctrine, and 20+ years of Fox News brought us here.

Are Americans the most gullible, easily propagandized population on the planet?

@berningman16 @BearPause2026 Well. Humans are the most propagandized animals on earth. SEE: Religion.

@RickyDoggin Now the bartender should inform him that the potato chips were $27.

The impossible Las Vegas Guinness challenge

@goddek @shashatheitch22 That’s comedy as you would not be able to read that unless you open the box. But with that said. - we have warnings on toilet paper packaging to not to eat the toilet paper due to choking hazard.

Why would they write something so obvious like this on pizza boxes in the United States?

@smc429 @sbinc70 brainisgon

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@FoxNews Whenever Trump says the word, “God” - God throws up in his mouth a little bit.

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "I'm proud to join with Christians across the country and around the world to celebrate the most glorious miracle in all of time: The resurrection of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ." "To be a great nation, you must have religion — and you must have God. In churches across the nation on Sunday, the pews will be fuller, younger, and more faithful than they have at any time in many, many years." "Happy Easter to all, may God bless you, may God bless the United States of America."

@Z1guy1 @BikeRoutesNJ Got a wife n kids in New York Jack - started banging Marla Maples and I never went back. Got a wife n kid in New York Jack - started banging Melania at Epstein Island and I never went back. While my wife was pregnant in New York Jack - I was getting spanked by Stormy Daniels…

@BikeRoutesNJ Hungry Heart. He had a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack, he went out for a ride and he never went back. Like a river that don't know where it's flowing he took a wrong turn and he just kept going. I stopped listening to him In 1980 when that song came out. The guys an asshole.

in a bookstore in portland, oregon. of all places. thank you for everything.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 @tamis36836167 Well. In his defense. He didn’t exactly elaborate on which era of Elvis.

A lot of people tell him he looks like Elvis

@gerlarrea @SecRubio

✅ Western civilization starts defending itself the day its leaders stop apologizing for it and start being proud of it. It is a great sign when our leaders start defending our values, our culture, our religion, as opposed to succumbing to the people who have spent decades torching, dismantling, and degrading everything the West built. ✅ The fact that Rubio’s post reads as courage tells you how deep the rot went. It’s time we stop the political establishment that genuflects before every culture on earth spent a generation teaching its own citizens to be embarrassed by theirs. Rubio’s statement is a small act of restoration. Happy Easter, Happy Passover. 🇺🇸 🇮🇱

Jeanette and I join our Christian brothers and sisters to reflect on the ultimate sacrifice of Jesus Christ which made a way for us to live with Him in Eternity.

The White House deleted this embarrassing video. So whatever you do- * DON'T REPOST IT. * Donald wouldn't like it if you hit "repost." Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

Trump says MAGA should boycott Bruce Springsteen concerts.

@Suzierizzo1 @Raizakolia

So apparently Pam Bondi was blindsided by her firing! Does anyone feel BAD for her? Yes or No 👇👇💙

@Daytobehappy Are you sure that body shaming should be your thing?

Bruce Springsteen does look like a dried up prune and I don't understand all the adulation he has received because to me it sounds like he gargles with Drano!

@mysty812 @HockeySkates3 He was on LinkedIn.

How did Jesus find guys named Peter,John,James, Matthew, Andrew,Thomas,Philipp and Simon in the Middle East?🤔

Drop everything you're doing and watch this now. RIGHT NOW. Ari K and Schuyler Brown, I have no idea who you 2 beautiful bastards are, but you're instant legends. Hopefully someone in the comments knows and tags.