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@kai_xbt if there isn’t a mop and puke bucket at the squat rack it’s not a real gym

Threadguy explains why Equinox is stuck in no man's land and serves no purpose "Equinox, the most overrated gym of all time. There's two types of gyms in the world. Lifter gyms and looker gyms. Lifter gyms are deadlifts, iron, chalk everywhere, I'm here to get jacked. Looker gyms are luxury amenities, hot people." "Equinox is not a lifter gym because nobody strong or in shape goes to Equinox. And somehow it is not a looker gym because nobody attractive goes to Equinox. It's stuck in this weird middle ground where the only people that go just go to say they go and post that they go on Instagram. But so many people go now that it's not even a flex to post. It serves no purpose in the world whatsoever."

@shesbonky I once, by chance, wound up sitting next to Harry Style's father in a bar at the hotel where One Direction was staying. He was insufferably arrogant. Harry came down and joined him and was the polar opposite of his dad - lovely young man.

sigourney weaver slapping shia labeouf's dad for being a creep on the set of holes is legendary behavior

@icobeast now if they would just fix spaces

ngl we were all extremely right about CT being broken and they gaslit us for 9 months saying it wasn't broken. Who could have guessed that most neurotic, terminally online power users of a product would be correct about the product being broken

@navyhato a very small percentage do this, and they are invariably the worst ones dumb, easily brainwashed, and with a host of mental and personality disorders, without exception

How is it so many White women have been convinced that becoming one of DeShawn's numerous baby mommas and living in poverty is a good life choice?

@trevorAron Whatcha get?

Having an old car is like taking care of a pet Break lights randomly stopped working (dad friends managed to fix it let’s go) Fluids leaking, gotta bring it in Thinking about getting the subwoofer fixed New bushings would be nice

@cranbypaws_ hey @IfindRetards

just seen a video of a guy cover up decades of culture and stickers just to give it a sloppy landlord special for the sake of 'fixing' it (it will never function again)

a billionaire’s wealth represents only 13¢ per person on Earth they really aren’t as extractive as people think

@PhillipAKennedy > politician has an abnormally high net worth in relation to their salary Thief! > politician has savings commensurate with their salary Retard! There is no pleasing you people.

Dying at 71 with just a $1.5M net worth (despite a $174k+ salary, no wife, and no kids) is all the confirmation you need that this guy had no business making decisions for the rest of us.

wait until he sees the vomit in the theaters

@ActwithAlison tfw you have more followers than the actress who went to hell from a gypsy curse

oh i had a chance, i just didn't wanna give her the loan

By “this” he means scamming 🤣🤣

When you tell her the Clearasil is out of stock

Academy Award winner Mikey Madison on why she passed on Christopher Nolan’s “THE ODYSSEY” "I read the script." (Source: @DEADLINE)

@evan_doji @Linahuaa Katz’s novelty has never been the food quality, it was the portion size. The food is decent, but there are dozens of delis in NYC with superior quality.

@Linahuaa Why did you trash Katz's at the end lol. It's not cheap meat, it's popular for a reason.

This is how you behave when you are a guest in a great country: You go to Katz Deli, take a real manly bite- not a girly one like the McDonald's CEO- and signal enthusiasm and respect for the host culture. And you don't talk shit about Trump or anyone- no matter what you really think. This is just basic politeness. And yes, technically you've just eaten a laughably overpriced pile of overly salty cheap meat on subpar bread, and it's ridiculous how dysfunctional American people's tastebuds are. But it doesn't matter. Just smile like the Japanese. Show basic human decency.

@SpoxCHN_MaoNing congrats for copying western technology for the billionth time!

A historic day in China’s space program! China’s Long March-10B has successfully completed its maiden flight—and recovered its first stage via a sea-based net. This marks the country’s first-ever controlled rocket recovery. A major leap toward reusable launch capabilities. 🚀🌊🇨🇳

@DistopianGirl @latestinspace @TheRickWilson except be original

@latestinspace @TheRickWilson Hey Elon, 🎶 Anything you can do China can do better. 🎶 😂

BREAKING 🚨: China becomes the second nation to recover an orbital rocket’s first stage, after the US The Long March 10B booster hovered on its engines, then dropped straight into a net at sea

@whitneyhiker @latestinspace it’s still pretty hard just a lot less hard

@latestinspace Not so hard when you copy and steal someone else's technology, just sayin.

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