Christian SiIva

Everything that we gave to Jared Leto we should've given to John Leguizamo

@Mhofmeyer Deep Rising would like a word.

Waterworld is one of two films to go 3 for 3 on the Hofmeyer scale of greatness. It features jet ski action scenes, sea beasts and catapults.

if you really wanna honor Ozzy Osbourne in a way he would love beyond his music... please, enjoy a burrito in his memory. those who remember, know this for sure. the man loved a good burrito. 😭🌯 📸: from MTV's "The Osbournes"

wait, am I supposed to think this sucks?

@JackCuthbert Gremlins

Ok gang here’s another one. Can you name me a movie about working class people that isn’t about aspiring to have more money in some way? Go! #screenwriting #workingclass #movies

So funny to me that this explicitly became a Caucasian super power. So much so that the mixed girl in Bloodlines only kinda gets visions in her dreams? White people are likelier to get MS and the death premonitions.

Thrilled to share that I’ve been given the chance to write a column spotlighting the unhinged @dreadpresents slate and other indie gems in the legendary pages of @fangoria. This is the very first installment, and they even let me curse a little. Gracias @PhilNobileJr !

puke and rally

Why SABU rules!

Sabu's business card circa mid-90s - front/back

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Tariff this tariff that! I’m trying to tariff your clothes girl! What’s up?!

I feel like Jeff Hardy

The Thunderbolts movie is Rizz Approved‼️⚡️🤫🤔

@TorelloSports maybe the second half of the season devolves into a Mr. Beast style physical challenge show. we'll never know!

@SlackHound We just filmed an episode with HGTV (to air this summer/early fall) and they had like 6-8 production crew. 80 people? No way.

I need someone reading this to understand that 80 people is like a comically insane number of crew for a show like this.

FUN FACT: The last time a sitting pope died was 2005. The #1 movie the country was SIN CITY. Now in 2025, another pope dies and the top movie is SINNERS. idk how “Fun” this fact is, but what are the odds?