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@originaljcl @4020Turtle A paper return? How are things back there in the 20th century?

@4020Turtle I find so, lol. It's a paper return though

CRA says my return will be finished by July?! Lovely.

@originaljcl They like to carefully and throughly scrutinize people with a partying reputation

@nationalpost From Nazi propagandist PostMedia. 😂 😂

Data show more Americans aren’t heading to Canada — it’s the other way around.

@bballdad44745 My daughter @halleprebianca had a custom shirt of her favourite player made for Mother's day game ! I wonder if she'll get it autographed ?

@JayTownAlabama @NBCNews 86 47 dipshit

🚨LET ME BE CLEAR!🚨 No person in this moment can claim that they are unaware that “the Comey post” could reasonably be considered a threat to President Trump. It matters not what the Oxford Dictionary or a waitress explains to @NBCNews what “86” means. Taken together with “47”, “the Comey post” has a direct stochastic meaning. A federal grand jury has determined that reasonable people could view “the Comey post” as a call to harm the President. @TheJusticeDept has determined that “the Comey post” is a threat to the President. Therefore, people who now put up a post identical to “the Comey post” are consciously disregarding that such a post could be reasonably seen as incitement or violence against the President. Thats the law!⚖️ That’s a true threat!☢️ That’s a federal crime!🚔 Proceed at your own risk.🇺🇸 - Career Prosecutor - Former U.S. Attorney @dbongino @NEWSMAX @sonnyjoynelson @DAGToddBlanche @FBIDirectorKash

@SusieWiles All of you vile criminals will live out your lives in prison. Your names will forever be linked in history as pure evil

Last week, I was diagnosed with breast cancer. Nearly one in eight women in the United States will face this diagnosis. Every day, these women continue to raise their families, go to work, and serve their communities with strength and determination. I now join their ranks. I am grateful to have an outstanding team of doctors who detected the cancer early and are guiding my care, and I am encouraged by a very good prognosis. I am also deeply thankful for the support and encouragement of President Trump as I undergo treatment and continue serving in my role as White House Chief of Staff.

@valdombre Go push your MAGAt hatred somewhere else dipshit

Why are the Blue Jays pushing "Diversity Our Strength" propaganda?

Work crush just walked by 🥺 hair is looking good!

@CFellinator @MitchBannon Spencer Miles has been outstanding. But sure, show us you really don't know how the Jays players are doing.

@MitchBannon Can he be much worse than a Rule 5 guy who shouldn’t be in the majors?

Ken Giles was hanging around on the field in his old #BlueJays gear before tonight's game. He may not have 100 miles in him anymore, but if the Jays need another bullpen arm I'm sure he can give em 90

@bballdad44745 1. CKVR Barrie

8 total… VHF (3-6-10-12); UHF (17-23-29-48)

@CodifyBaseball In order of greatness, let's go Vladdy, Carlos, Bo

Who's the best baseball player you got within 10 feet of?

@OneOutOf4 Never will understand how Americans are obsessed with kids never seeing nudity or sex, but they have no issue with kids being exposed to guns on the screen or irl.

Supposedly this clip from the Brady Bunch is now a removed scene from reruns. It’s from 1972, when Bobby and Cindy were going to a friend’s house to go skinny-dipping and stopped by Alice. It’s often cut from syndication reruns because it felt too inappropriate for the show’s wholesome image and dialogue that comes off as oddly suggestive or “icky” by today’s standards. What do you think, should it be a cut scene? 🧐

@bballdad44745 Jays at Denver , August 2016

How can you not be romantic about baseball? #HomeFieldAdvantage

@JomboyMedia We were at games in August, 2016 in Denver

The Dodgers and Rockies play here in four hours

@profstonge This is where the subreddit "Lies Americans say about Canada" gets all its material.

Nearly half of the most productive Canadians have fled to America. While third world migrants make up 98% of Canada's own population growth. Population replacement at warp speed.

@originaljcl 😳

Relationship status: determining just how long the guy who helps me with my TFSA has been helping me with it. I love him 😭🤣

@JoeSquawk He schooled you so hard even your co anchors were snorting & smirking. Hardcore MAGAts down to pedo/war/rape fans.

No shame, fuzzy math, and a very short memory.

@JessicaTarlov .....and the Supreme Court

It turns out that if you control the House, Senate, and Presidency and are the ones deciding if you re-open the government, it really is your shutdown to own!

@ericjackson If you think Canadians pay 60% tax than your either a liar or dumb as a rock. Not even marginal rate, but sure spread your nonsense

71% of Waterloo software engineering grads leave for the US. The brain drain damage threshold is 20%. Canada is at 3x the red line. Think about that. Canada taxes its people at 60% in part to fund a university system to train its best and brightest to flee the country and make the US GDP spike. Who is spiking US GDP at the moment? All the Canadians working for Anthropic and OpenAI in AI. How crazy is that? What do the Canadian tax payers get for their generosity out of this?

@originaljcl Now you're purposely trying to make me feel bad

Now that I'm getting older, I keep thinking about folks that are older than me who I have a connection to, whether strong or not, and wonder about what happens when they pass away.