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@FLOTUS You should’ve hired somebody better to write this for you

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

@BradGalvinGT @BenStiller Remember when you experimented sexually with men in college? There’s no shame in it. Being bisexual is very hip these days

Got it done

@cmclymer Yeah, totally normal for everyone involved to post the same scripted tweet referencing the need for the WH Ballroom. Just a coincidence, right?

Folks... tonight was not a false flag. It was a very stupid individual carrying out a very stupid act. This was a real assassination attempt. Please don't fall down these rabbit holes of conspiracy nonsense. They aren't helpful. You can despise Trump and also acknowledge reality.

@JustinRSisholtz @JohnBolaris More like 5 years J-Bone

@JohnBolaris Yo John this is 2 years old

HOLY SH…T !!

@HaloTerritory Lay off the plastic surgery, Tim

"When you're seeing velocities at 95 [MPH] today, those aren't velocities at 95 we saw." Tim Salmon talks about the difference in how velocity is tracked, and how it may be misleading when comparing eras.

@SFWsalesgirl @HopeMachine89 @starwars Bye bitch! 👋🏼

I will go for good movies that excite me. After that God awful sequel trilogy, the shitty shows, and then the fact that the actors are ass holes who talk out of their asses and get away with it, but Gina says a few truths and they fire her. There is no fucking way I would ever pay to see one of their crazy movies again

The old protect the young, and then the young protect the old. Tickets are on sale tomorrow for Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu only in theaters and IMAX May 22.

@archangelofai @farzyness

@Slauncher @farzyness Too tense for such a little conversation dear, do get laid & loosen up & quit wasting more productive people’s time. Muted.

OH. MY. GOD.

@archangelofai @farzyness Funny coming from a person who doesn’t know shit about fuck. Please do try and keep up

@Slauncher @farzyness So does having a personality.

@ArabianSnipa @Nod3lr @farzyness Yeah, first rule of being a fan of a team is you must remain in that city your entire life and can never move for a job or any other reason. Everybody knows that

@Nod3lr @Slauncher @farzyness He’s a dodgers fan in PA. Don’t worry about what he said

@Nod3lr @farzyness Oh bless your heart, you think you’re interacting with people on here 😂

@Slauncher @farzyness Fuck me for interacting with people instead of googling something I suspect is going to be an ai slop response. Pretty strange to tweet a dickhead comment in a reply instead of just shutting the fuck up.

@archangelofai @farzyness Google exists

@farzyness Is this the one Stephen Colbert is involved in? What a shame.

@Nod3lr @farzyness Pretty strange to tweet a question in a reply as opposed to just googling the readily available answer

@farzyness Where does this fit in the story? I’m confused.

@ArrozEnjoyer22 You can’t even spell retarded properly 😂

“Overrated” “Retarted” “MONKEY” Prove them wrong today #13

@sondraa Why aren’t you at Coachella w/o a care in the world?

It’s too early in the season for me to start threatening to put bees up my ass but if I have to see Grichuk having meaningful ABs I will be forced to

Pittsburgh Pirates officially promote Connor Griffin and designate IF Emmanuel Valdez for assignment. Griffin, who will wear No. 6, becomes the first teenager to make his debut with the Pirates since Aramis Ramirez on May 26, 1998. His new contract becomes official this weekend.

@KevinGormanPGH The Devil’s number

Konnor Griffin will wear No. 6 for the Pirates.

@real_kenner @KFCBarstool But yet here you are replying back to every comment on your tweet within seconds… seems you care a great deal

@Slauncher @KFCBarstool What? 🤣 when did I ever claim that? We live in a country far too comfortable mocking God/religion (specifically Christianity) and I’m sick of it. What’s sad about speaking out for what you believe in?? I couldn’t care less what you or anyone else thinks of me.

Very easy to see how basically every religious story was written. If you walked outside in Greece right now and didn’t know it was a rare red sand storm, you’d absolutely believe something divine or supernatural or unexplainable was happening

@real_kenner @KFCBarstool If I had everything figured out in life, as you claim to, I sure as shit wouldn’t be wasting time following and commenting on Barstool Twitter accounts. Sad life

@KFCBarstool Are you trying to discredit the Bible because natural phenomenons happen? I wonder how they happen though? 🤔 (I’ll give you a hint: God) The Bible isn’t some fairytale, God uses what He already created for His divine purposes. Keep your retarded takes to yourself.

@redturn2 @DodgersBeat Blue is my favorite color but I do not like these

🙌🏻 been asking for years!!!!

@Coastalkev66 @Hockey_Is_All My entire family are lifelong conservative Christian republicans and they love all things MAGA. I fail to see any differentiation between the two yesterday, today or tomorrow

@Slauncher @Hockey_Is_All Most Republican establishment are not conservatives. You're just too caught up in the political theater. WAKE UP.

How tf is every single pro athlete always married?? Mf is 19 years old dawg 💀💀💀