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@DebraMMason1 @NYMetsChief @RCamposDuffy @LinseyDavis @ABC My brother in Christ, those are chapter reunions. And they went to different schools, ten years apart. 0 chance they knew each other through this. That sorority has something like 360,000 members. If simply being in a pool that big is a COI, then everything is.

@NYMetsChief @RCamposDuffy @LinseyDavis @ABC

How come I didn’t know debate moderator @LinseyDavis was Kamala’s AKA sorority sister till today? Not right. There’s no way #ABC would let a Trump frat bro moderate last night’s #debate!

@RCamposDuffy @LinseyDavis This is such a reach; it’s pathetic. They were ten years apart, at schools across the country from one another. AKA has 300k+ members. You might as well have said it’s a conflict of interest because they were at the Super Bowl at the same time.

@kimKBaltimore @PoliticalPone @DirtRoadPickup Typical lazy, conservative talking points. Trump and Republicans piled on federal debt in the early part of his term. Short term gain for long-term pain. And find me one serious economic person who thinks his tariff idea is sound. One.

@PoliticalPone @DirtRoadPickup Sure. Increase an individual or family's disposable income, spur spending, and help grow the economy while ultimately creating more jobs. Handouts and subsidies only creates more government dependency. Literally nothing good comes from handing out money.

@JDVance lol, are you listening to yourself? Do they have pictures of you, or something? Blink twice if you need help.

In the last several weeks, my office has received many inquiries from actual residents of Springfield who've said their neighbors' pets or local wildlife were abducted by Haitian migrants. It's possible, of course, that all of these rumors will turn out to be false. Do you know what's confirmed? That a child was murdered by a Haitian migrant who had no right to be here. That local health services have been overwhelmed. That communicable diseases--like TB and HIV--have been on the rise. That local schools have struggled to keep up with newcomers who don't know English. That rents have risen so fast that many Springfield families can't afford to put a roof over their head. Here is Kamala Harris bragging about giving amnesty to thousands of Haitian migrants. x.com/i/status/18331… If you're a reporter, or an activist, who didn't give a shit about these suffering Americans until yesterday, I have some advice: Spare your outrage for your fellow citizens suffering under Kamala Harris's policies. Be outraged at yourself for letting this happen.

@atensnut How you can you stop the steal? Maybe try running candidates that aren’t absolute garbage?

How can we stop the Steal?

@JayWeber3 “Without…having the facts” sort voids this apology, because it implies it would’ve been fine to attack him if he didn’t have special needs. The kid was watching his father accept the Democratic nomination for VP. Maybe it’s okay that he didn’t respond like an alpha jock.

This is a fuller apology for something stupid and hurtful I said yesterday. I said it without thinking or having the facts. No excuses. Having been a teacher, I’ve had a standard of never involving children, I broke that and I’m disappointed with myself. I apologize to....

@TheMattBeebe @LoriLightfoot To be fair, Lightfoot was not a good mayor, but not for the reasons you think. And I saw your picture where you went to the Cubs game, but that just proves you went to some really nice neighborhoods. You’re not from here, and you don’t know what you’re talking about.

@TheMattBeebe @LoriLightfoot Urban crime is complex, and trying to simplify it along partisan lines is disingenuous, and dumb. Red states tend to lead the way in per capita crime, but you don’t hear anyone saying it’s because of Republican mayors and stuff. 1/2

A nice thing about not being mayor anymore is I don't care who hears me tell this clown to STFU.

@Angry_Staffer Kamala needs to come out tougher on Isreal, because there are still a bunch of people out there who won’t vote for her in protest over that, because they seem to have forgotten that the other side is even worse. But aside from that; everything else is already decided. 2/2

@Angry_Staffer It doesn’t matter. I’m in Michigan right now, and there are Trump signs everywhere. Video could emerge of Trump, strangling a baby, and he wouldn’t lose a single vote. Everyone’s mind is made up. 1/2

@Stephanie_Skora I get it, but you have to keep in mind that, in this scenario, the other option is Donald Trump. You do realize the Republicans are even worse in this regard, right?

I'll make this clearer. If Kamala doesn't call for an immediate ceasefire, AND call for an arms embargo at the minimum, I will tell every single one of the ~100k people who read #GirlIGuess not to vote for her, or any Congressperson that doesn't call for the same. Y'all's move.

@JayWeber3 Looks like you deleted the tweet where you were making fun of Walz’s kid. You’re a hyperpartisan hack, and you operate in transparently bad faith. But hey, keep going. I’m sure that call up to the big leagues of far right grift is coming any time, right?

This is an odd boast.

@Bencjacobs No, she’s still right. Jefferson sure as shit wasn’t growing anything himself.

In her latest campaign video, Kamala Harris wrongly claimed to be the first vice president to ever grow chili peppers. Thomas Jefferson was growing them in 1767! monticello.org/house-gardens/…

@Reese10Angel I haven’t always loved everything you’ve done/said publicly, but IMO this was an absolutely perfect response.

Let’s just congratulate these women & let them enjoy this moment! Leave me out of this until my time comes! 😇

@JDVance Really? This is what you’ve got? Attacking the service record of someone who served for over 20 years? What’s worse is that the “he retired so he wouldn’t have to go to Iraq” timeline is bs, and you know it.

You know what really bothers me about Tim Walz? When the US Marine Corps asked me to go to Iraq to serve my country, I did it. When Tim Walz was asked by his country to go to Iraq, he dropped out of the Army and allowed his unit to go without him. I think that's shameful.

@sweatystartup @Glenn_Owens17 Oh, you’ll turn him into a man alright. I can’t believe you took/posted his picture at that moment. Call me in 20 years when he hates you and everyone else and has no compassion for anyone. But don’t worry; he’ll still be a rich alpha male. That’s all that matters.

@Glenn_Owens17 My job is to make him strong. I do have his back!

This kid saved up all week for an ice cream. Spent $5. Dropped it after the 5th lick. I didn’t buy him another one. Life is hard, he took it well.

@GrageDustin Bush Jr. had one when he was around the same age, too. Cheney had two. The GOP did nothing but support them. Oh, and now do Trump. Man, “GOP hype man” is a bad job to have these days. You support bad people.

Since Minnesota Governor Tim Walz is officially being reported as a favorite to become the VP pick for Kamala Harris. Here he is pictured from his DUI arrest where he was going 96 in a 55. He then lied to police about being deaf in an attempt to avoid his arrest.

@drivelcast @vizcomic Turn signals somehow came up in one of my college classes bitd, and this dude said, without a hint of irony or self-awareness, “why should I use a signal? I know where I’m going.”

Is there a @vizcomic Letter or Top Tip that lives rent-free in your head? EVERY time I'm driving, I think of the person who wrote in to say "Why should I use my indicators? It's none of your business where I'm going"

@Travis_4_Trump Right, the election must be stolen. It couldn’t possibly be because the republican party is currently led by an extremely divisive figure, and a lot of the recent policy stances are very controversial. You’re also welcome to provide real proof at any time.

@RealHickory @eightmyleshigh It’s so funny; you guys ride hard for the Constitution…until the second it’s inconvenient. Like it or not, she’s clearly eligible, lol.

@eightmyleshigh Can you not fucking read?

Kamala Harris is not eligible to run for President. Neither of her parents were natural born American citizens when she was born.