SleekOcelot

Thinking about that time Hideo Kojima retweeted my Death Stranding 2 post about him being the greatest video game creator of all time, then I accidently deleted the original post .....

@BrianAtlas TBF I respect his wheelie game, dude could be up there with one of the best

🚨 WARNING: BLOOD BOILING. This HAS to be a crime right? If you pull your fist back and extend it to just an inch away from someone’s face, that’s still an assault. Why don’t the cops/DA charge these guys? They post it all to IG.

@LikeToBeBossy I wouldn't be surprised if this is the next thing they do with Astro Bot

I really think PlayStation should make a cozy life simulator game. Nintendo has Animal Crossing, Tomodachi Life, Pokémon Pokopia, and those games do incredibly well. It would be cool to see PlayStation do something similar in their own style too. I would love to see more variety.

@LilMiss_Clo @xboxuk I think he's in every single race. You can't escape Bowie Knife

@xboxuk Hey I came across them just now in FH6😂

Happy Bank Holiday Monday to everyone except bowie knife99

@MisterTrebus @anon_opin Awesome shout. This or Snow Bros were peak gaming for me as a kid

@anon_opin nah, Bomb Jack

Championship Manager 97-98 is the greatest computer game of all time, by a very wide margin.

@RedFive1243 @anon_opin Fuck you, until you've experienced winning the Champions League with a Dagenham and Redbridge team you've cultivated over 10 years, your opinion is invalid

@anon_opin No, it's just another crap shitball game.

@WomenPostingLs Second dude is white, let's keep it real here buddy

Why do black people always feel the need to show off when they commit crimes?

@TheDazeel I stopped juggling games last year and my completion rate has probably doubled. Think I actually finished about 20odd games last year by focusing on one at a time

I can’t get my head around how people can juggle multiple video games at once. I have to lock in to one at a time until it’s done, only then can I move on to the next.

@_TheImpureKing_ I think I maybe played the first 2 hours or so, but it wasn't great. It was nothing like the previous ones and it felt like it took all the fun and craziness out of it, which is what made the originals so good

Who here has played the Saints Row reboot? And if so what did you think? As part of a buddy and mine’s “summer of slop” annual event (where we test out games that got 💩 on) I downloaded it. I’m expecting the worst but hey, you never know until you try right?

@BpdLion @felicefan Yeah but a packet of 20 cigs was about £1.50 back then so I wouldn't use that as your basis for anything 😂

@felicefan I was born in the mid 80s. My mum and partner had working class, low paid jobs, but still had enough money to spend 200 quid a month on ciggeretes 🤷🏼‍♀️

I hate this weird British genre of lying about the past, thinking they had some Oliver Twist existence. So sad.

@Smurfgotbeat Doesn't take long and none of them were hard, and I'm a really casual player when it comes to racing games

I'm hoping to get this complete but won't hold my breath on it. #ForzaHorizon６

@suchnerve When we say it we mean mainland Europe, this has been a thing since before brexit

Brits saying “Europe” like they aren’t part of it is one of the more linguistically bizarre consequences of Brexit. Y’all are Europeans too lol

@anon_opin Good quick energy hit if going to the gym 💪🏻

No-one over the age of about 11 or 12 should eat chocolate flavoured cereal for breakfast in the morning.

@ChaiDeluxe Probably people sick of Ryan Reynolds. I'm a Pokémon fan so I had a good time with it, so did my wife who is in absolutely no way usually interested in Pokémon

Genuine question, why didn’t this do crazy well? It’s Pokemon, did everyone just decide they didn’t wanna like Pokemon that day?

@6Foot4Honda Are people really struggling for credits on this game that they have to do stuff like this? I've got my second wristband and already got way over 1 million credits

Quick tip for those needing extra Forza Horizon 6 credits: I call this Auction Arbitrage - step 1. buy out all cars on the Festival Drag Strip EXCEPT the Mazda MX-5 Miata FE step 2. buy the Mazda MX-5 Miata FE for 450,000 credits and list it on the Auction House (it sells instantly so you can claim the 150,00 profit RIGHT AWAY) step 3. restart your game and do it again. the only car that will respawn to purchase will be the Mazda MX-5 Miata FE because that's the only car you don't have step 4. rinse and repeat

@VA_Kay_Six @98sparkzyreece @N7_JaneShepard @ConnerSpeed6 Stop crying over people crashing into you in a video game dude

@98sparkzyreece @SleekOcelot @N7_JaneShepard @ConnerSpeed6 support.forza.net/hc/en-us/artic… Fuck off to burnout, buddy

The individual that pushed the other car off deserves a ban. Straight up

@VA_Kay_Six @N7_JaneShepard @ConnerSpeed6 If I ever see you in the game I'm gonna crash into you so hard

@SleekOcelot @N7_JaneShepard @ConnerSpeed6 support.forza.net/hc/en-us/artic… It is a video game, yes. People don't play Forza to get thrown around, though. It's not fun when your entire race is ruined because some asshole decided to throw you into a wall. It's prohibited by the forza code of conduct and they will ban you.

@frozenaesthetic @mask_bastard What, so if you wanted a Tuna Mayo sandwich or a Tuna Melt you'd ask for a Tuna Fish Melt, or Tuna Fish Mayo?

@mask_bastard I do that's why tuna fish makes no sense The fish part is redundant

Why do Americans say "tuna fish" We know tuna is a fish, just say tuna

@VA_Kay_Six @N7_JaneShepard @ConnerSpeed6 Its still just a video game, stop pretending it's anything other than just a video game.......

@SleekOcelot @N7_JaneShepard @ConnerSpeed6 Yes, this is a violation of racing etiquette. It is so impactful with so little viable counterplay that it is no different from griefing in a video game, and no different from cheating in real life motorsports. This isn't burnout. This isn't mario kart.

@N7_JaneShepard @ConnerSpeed6 Imagine being an adult and reporting someone for crashing into you in a game

@ConnerSpeed6 They do minimum temp bans from online if you submit a report with the clip attached. Repeat offenders get permaban.

@ConnerSpeed6 If you don't take a corner at high speed by slamming your car into another one, you're not playing the game properly. Also, stop being a pussy.