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Have grown a quite impressive beard. The misses hates it and keeps telling me to trim it. I'm also beginning to hate it, but can't trim it, because I don't want to give her the satisfaction.

@BrexitBuster Legend imdb.com/name/nm4186032…

Possibly the worst jobbing actor role in TV advertising history. ‘Is it a speaking part?’ ‘Well yes. All you have to do is dress as a road sweeper in pink overalls and sing the one word ‘diarrhoea’. ‘I’ll take it.’ 🤣

@DrAnakwenze @PopCrave fuck off slop bot

@PopCrave Dylan Sprouse went full John Wick on a trespasser; gunpoint, tackle, pinned him down till cops arrived. From Suite Life kid to Hollywood Hills protector defending his wife like that? Zack grew up and became THAT guy. Real man behavior

Dylan Sprouse held a trespasser at gunpoint before tackling him and pinning him to the ground until police arrived at his Hollywood Hills home. Wife Barbara Palvin, who was home at the time, called 911 reporting the attempted burglary. The suspect was arrested on existing warrants.

@boysbelnboys what a cunt

@anon_opin wut

If you wonder if feminism is still needed then watch men and women walking down the street . Men walk from a-b and women have to slalom around them.

@anon_opin Blobby

If Andrew does lose his place in the line of succession, then there should be a referundem as to who takes his place.

@BRYN_BORANGA I started reading a Will Self novel once - didn't finish the first chapter as I was genuinely reaching for the dictionary on every page

@BRYN_BORANGA it's for the barista

no offence but that sounds like something that someone with literally zero vocabulary would do

Hey @Trustpilot and @TrustieSupport, the clowns at RWG Mobile are clearly botting fabricated positive reviews, again. Please could you look into it? Many thanks

@Lancegooden moron

This is what peace through strength looks like. The Panicans have been proven WRONG once again! 🇺🇸

@fesshole dumb dumb dumb... dumb dumb

When I can't find my wife in a busy big shop, I like to pretend I'm the Terminator looking for Sarah Connor and play the theme music in my head

@anon_opin yeah, @windscribecom

Can we all agree that every April fools joke done by a business on social media is cringe.

@Pirat_Nation watch the sales collapse

Amazon has ended easy sideloading on all new Fire TV Sticks going forward. Amazon has switched to Vega OS (Linux-based, not Android/Fire OS) starting with the Fire TV Stick 4K Select in late 2025. This now applies to every new model, including the recently announced Fire TV Stick HD. What this actually means: -No more easy sideloading: Can’t install third-party APKs like Stremio, Kodi or Cinema HD. No “Unknown Sources” toggle limited to Amazon’s Appstore only. -Product pages warn buyers that sideloading is blocked for security reasons. -Developer sideloading exists but requires registration and special tools, not practical for regular users. >Older Fire Sticks are unaffected (for now) -The Fire TV Stick 4K Max (2nd Gen / 2023) and earlier still run Fire OS and fully support sideloading. -Amazon won’t force existing sticks to upgrade to Vega OS. Amazon made this change to stop piracy, reduce malware risks, and gain tighter control. Vega OS currently has far fewer apps. If you rely on sideloading, grab a current 4K Max or Fire TV Cube now. Otherwise look at alternatives like the NVIDIA Shield or other Android TV boxes. The era of easily jailbroken Fire Sticks is ending for new purchases.

@dank_ackroyd absolutely nobody

Who’s coming

@catsnkittys why the pointless videos?

Gizmo is happy !! 🤗

@TheMekon_Venus naaaaay, Mr Wilkes

Probably one for Brits. Can you name this show? (It’s still going today.. with a slightly tweaked title)

@NoContextBrits chips and curry (and 2 fish cakes)

What are you going for?

@SlenderSherbet again?

Me on my way to a social event I agreed to go to when I was in a good mood.

@Parody_PM rapey wapey grifty cunty

I hear that bibles are the new walking frame.

@NoContextHumans 4