Sleepy Commuters
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@ianmiles mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/s… sometimes it’s necessary to use the sidewalk. This pedestrian was jailed for forcing a cyclist OFF the sidewalk!
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Who’s in the wrong? The cyclists riding on the sidewalk or the pedestrian?
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@helpme__ronda @TMZ Read the story… It’s the statues Ronda not the ranch…
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I’m heartened by how many of you have replied to tell me I am not weird and am, in fact, right.
Ed Byrne@MrEdByrne
For the second time this holiday season I have been made to feel weird because my favourite Christmas song is Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses.
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Sleepy Pillowless Man - it’s the soft caramel that makes @twix the commuter pillows of choice.
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits
A man using a Twix as a pillow.
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This man threw a pint of beer at me on the escalators at Liverpool St around 5:10pm today and ran away when security tried to stop him. Please RT and help me find this mf @TfL @BTP @metpoliceuk
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Hi Carl we’re sorry to hear about your missing 4 inches...
Carl Goldfinch@Carlosvandangox
@lidl_ireland 4 inches missing from your product. Do i get a discount
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When it’s really hot on the bus and you nod off (of your seat and on to the floor) 🤣 #sleepycommuters
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Listen to what baked potatoes say... eat me with melted cheese and beans.
Matt Lucas HQ@RealMattLucas
Thank you to dreamy former PM @AnthonySHead for joining me on #ThankYouBakedPotato today. You can download the original song, book and toy here thankyoubakedpotato.com All profits go to #FeedNHS
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Boris Johnson: BA mass sackings of its UK workforce is immoral and possibly illegal it time to act - Sign the Petition! chng.it/9DgfWRND via @Change
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