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🟥Things I’m looking at today🟥  Powered by @yeet Stocks hit ATH, whales accumulating BTC, Allbirds does AI pivot Crypto * BTC: 74,280 (+0.4%) | BTC.D: 59% (-0.2%) * ETH: 2,330 (0%) | BNB: 620 (+1%) | SOL: 85 (+2%) * Fear & Greed: 22 | 24h Liq: $224m * BTC ETFs: +$186M | ETH ETFs: +$68M * Top Gainers: EDGE, RAVE, ENJ, WAL, SIREN * Strategy has bought $1.3B BTC in April * BTC reclaims $1.5T market cap * BTC set to print 3rd straight weekly green candle * Whales buy 270K BTC in 30 days, most in 13 years * BTC funding rates negative 46 days straight * Tether buys 951 BTC, now holds 97K BTC * Kalshi traders forecast BTC at $95K this year * CME plans SUI futures for May 4 * Justin Sun calls World Liberty vote a ‘sham’ * JPM: Clarity Act nearly complete * White House warns US losing digital assets race * Telegram launches agentic bots * Mother, son freed from French crypto kidnapping * Proj Jiang calls Bitcoin a ‘CIA operation’ * UNC up 3x, fastest growing recent meme * RAVE continues to lead supply controlled coins Macro * NASDAQ: $24,020 (+1.6%) | Gold: $4,840 (+0.3%) * S&P 500 closes above $7k for first time ever * Stock market out of Fear for first time in 2 months * China Q1 GDP grows 5%, beats expectations * Senate allows US-Iran strikes without Congress * US to launch tariff refund system on April 20 * US sets oil export record at 5M+ bbl/day * Europe could run out of jet fuel soon * US orders USS Lincoln to blockade Hormuz * 88 major US corporations paid zero federal tax * Israel-Lebanon leaders set to speak for first time * Direct US-Iran talks likely before ceasefire ends * Russia: Ready to supply India with unlimited oil * Pakistan Army Chief heading to US after Iran talks * CFTC probes oil trades timed to Trump posts * FDA set to ease restrictions on peptides * Kevin Warsh likely confirmed as Fed Chair * Spirit Airlines facing liquidation this week AI & Tech * Opus 4.7 & GPT-5.5 may launch in days * Anthropic to launch UK office * OpenAI to launch cost-per-click ads in ChatGPT * Meta reorganizes Reality Labs to ‘execute faster’ * Snap lays off 16% of its workforce * Chamath: 90%+ of vibe coding fails in practice * Accel raises $5B fund for late-stage investments * Allbirds stock does 9x, rebrands as AI company * Humwork startup hires humans when AI is stuck @YEET: Crypto's Casino Just passed $2.2B in lifetime volume! gm

@AliekeProm7335 @AmIYourMate2 @omzael @dammiedammie35 Dull statement.. I can't waste my effort on low intelligence people.. bye

@Slimzz13 @AmIYourMate2 @omzael @dammiedammie35 Wise man 🦉😉 Why are you now here crying go use your wiseness make it like blord did

BLORD and Sowore inside the court this morning…. Omoh, man has lost weight so much for real 🥹💔🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

@AmIYourMate2 @AliekeProm7335 @omzael @dammiedammie35 If you see dull people ,you go know

@AliekeProm7335 @omzael @dammiedammie35 Lol fine girl no talk this thing o

@AliekeProm7335 @omzael @dammiedammie35 Show me a video where someone in 9ja said he gave messi or Ronaldo money for ambassador plan?

@omzael @dammiedammie35 But all of una the put Ronaldo and messi for your advert without paying even the put my idolo for restaurant billboard

@niff_wizzy Ball of 250 naira that year... lol... ragebait or you're just a kid bro

stop lying bro, this ball was never sold for N400. the lowest price we got it was N1500

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@Slimzz13 @Xaheer0 As how?😒

I love my man 🤗

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🟥Things I’m looking at today🟥  Powered by @yeet BTC nears $75k, US stocks erase war losses, HYPE hits $45 Crypto * BTC: 74,460 (+5%) | BTC.D: 59% (+0.4%) * ETH: 2,387 (+9%) | BNB: 618 (+3%) | SOL: 86 (+5%) * Fear & Greed: 22 | 24h Liq: $545m * BTC ETFs: -$291M | ETH ETFs: +$10M * Top Gainers: MEZO, GENIUS, LDO, FARTCOIN, TIBBIR * $439M in crypto shorts wiped in 24 hours * BTC up 17% since US-Iran war, beats stock * BTC breaks above 6-month daily downtrend * STRC raises $1.15b, ex-dividend date tomorrow * HYPE hits $45, captures record 6.9% of perp OI * Revised bill proposes stablecoins tax-free * BTC halving 50% done: 105K blocks remaining * X Money launches with 6% APY and P2P payments * BNB Chain sees $518M stablecoin inflow in 24h * Y Combinator closes first USDC-funded round * Deutsche Borse takes $200M stake in Kraken * Ripple CEO: Clarity Act expected by late May * Tillis close to stablecoin yield fix in Clarity Act * ABA: yield stablecoins risk $6.6T deposit flight * Tokenized stock volume on Solana hits ATH * BelieveApp founder faces fraud case in NY * DOJ opens $40M payout for OneCoin victims * Web3 hacks cost $464M in Q1, phishing tops * Ex-CFTC Chair Giancarlo pivots to crypto advisory * ECB backs tokenized EU markets with guardrails Macro * NASDAQ: $25,380 (+1.1%) | Gold: $4,800 (+0.6%) * US stocks erase losses since Iran war began * Hedge funds cover shorts at decade-fast pace * Earnings season begins in US * Xi: world order is 'crumbling into disarray' * US-Iran talks set to resume in Islamabad * Israel and Lebanon to meet face-to-face in US * Russia warns Israel over Iran Bushehr strikes * Gap between paper & physical oil prices at record * Iran demands $270b compensation from Gulf states * US-Philippines drills: 17K troops, largest ever * Italy suspends military cooperation with Israel * China exports up 2.5% in March, vs 8.6% forecast * Germany wholesale prices +4.1% YoY, 3-yr high * Australia flags stagflation risk from Iran war AI & Tech * Leaked OpenAI memo says to target Anthropic * Man charged with plot to kill Altman * OpenAI memo says Microsoft capped business * Microsoft plots Copilot features from OpenClaw * Handshake & Mercor boom on AI training demand * RL training startup hits $750M on AI data demand * SpaceX numbers show heavy reliance on Starlink * Tesla drivers can use Grok hands-free * Uber and Nuro launch premium robotaxi in SF * Unitree R1 humanoid robot on sale for $4,370 * Dell, HP shares drop as Nvidia denies takeover * Oracle extends Bloom deal after $400M stake * OpenAI acquires AI personal finance startup Hiro * Anthropic hiring 454 roles at $320K-$405K @YEET: Crypto's Casino Just passed $2.1B in lifetime volume! gm

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