Goof Bonser

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Goof Bonser

@SloptimusCrime

I constantly think about 2 Chainz verse on Mercy. Love the Thunder, love the Phillies. Simple as.

West Virginia, USA Katılım Ocak 2012

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dandelion georgism 🔰🏗@DolphinMossad·17h

French cooks act like they’re trying to seduce the food, Chinese cooks act like they’re the last engineer on an overheating spaceship desperately staving off core implosion.

The Internet Remains Undefeated@WebUndefeated

POV Chinese cooking

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Goof Bonser@SloptimusCrime·11h

@MLB A funeral director

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MLB@MLB·15h

You and a friend have 9 innings to complete this 128 oz nacho bucket at a D-backs game 😮 Who are you picking to take this on?

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Goof Bonser@SloptimusCrime·11h

@ZenlessWorld No

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ZenlessWorld@ZenlessWorld·12h

Promeia & Lucia are leaving next week Did you Pull for them? #ZenlessZoneZero #ゼンゼロ #ZZZ

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Goof Bonser@SloptimusCrime·14h

@TimelySeed Wish I had that kind of ATK and CD%

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Timely Seed🌷@TimelySeed·16h

Looking at me like I didn't just waste 240 discs for her smh

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vost@foolibuster·15h

rush party

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Goof Bonser@SloptimusCrime·15h

@daysduringnal "Dating" is not the word I'd use for what he did 😂

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notabaseballfan@daysduringnal·1d

Rays franchise player was dating twelve year olds and they rebuilt faster than the tigers

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octopus/caveman@octopuscaveman·1d

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

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ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon)@SAMOYEDCORE·19h

happy 20 year anniversary to this aol search log

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.@playboicurrryy·1d

cashier: cash or card me: card cashier: ok

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dane 🚩@buckadeath·1d

Best part about Chinese cooking is they use a portal to hell instead of an induction stove

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saira@reonerra·1d

insane reel pull wombo combo

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💀 Alex - 28 Years Superfan@28alexslater·1d

One of my favorites

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Talkin' Baseball@TalkinBaseball_·1d

BRYCE HARPER TAKES PAUL SKENES DEEP

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griffin🎃@ohiojesustwink·1d

Imagine needing to piss after a 3 hour movie and a brigade of French twinks block every exit like the Hands Across America campaign

Kyle Buchanan@kylebuchanan

An underrated element of the Cannes standing ovations is how the ushers link arms and won’t let you leave until the talent decides to go

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ShitpostGateway@ShitpostGate·2d

Love that video

Mervin@holeliker

ed edd and eddy has been off the air for some time now

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Talkin' Baseball@TalkinBaseball_·2d

Bryce hits one wayyyy out of here!

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Rob Friedman@PitchingNinja·2d

More Filthy Changeups from Cristopher Sanchez. 7Ks thru 4.

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MLB@MLB·2d

The final out! Cristopher Sánchez throws his second career shutout 😮‍💨

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Philadelphia Phillies@Phillies·2d

In awe of Craw

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