Inevitable Big Wet Slug

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@anon_opin You need a stern telling off

Ships should be launched by smashing a bottle of olive oil against their hull, not some crappy wine with a bit of fizz in it. Whether it's Champagne or cheap Cava, we all know the fizz is there to hide the taste. But everyone loves a gorgeous olive oil (and licking the hull).

@anon_opin I thought kakow was a city in Poland🤯🤯

People who pronounce Cocoa as ka-kow are always up themselves in all other aspects of life.

@his4Everz Yes. My water tastes significantly nicer when it is filtered using my Brita jug

Neurodivergent friends, does water have a taste? To me, even bottled waters all taste different.

@KariLawler @gamesyouloved Absolutely loved Carmageedon

Who remembers PC gaming in the 1990s? If so, what's your favourite game from this era? ... Gaming like it's the 1990s with a CD-ROM classic everyone keeps recommending, that being the original 1995 RTS (real-time strategy) game, Command & Conquer from Westwood Studios. (cont...)

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@KaskaJessica Turns out, Hail the Apocalypse was actually foreshadowing Daisy's wrath🤣

Daisys surgery went well, she's recovering & we're picking her up as soon as my wife finishes work. We are going to be facing Daisys wrath tonight as we "maliciously" didn't feed her this morning (due to surgery requirements) & we took her to the place she hates the most.

@EricTrump My grasp of history may not be great, but Japan wasn't an ally of the US.

🤣🤣 One of the great responses to a reporter in history! JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!" "You believe in surprise much more-so than US!"

@MadelaineLucyH Never mind that, this is how Day of the Triffids starts. One day, you have nice Evening Primrose growing in your garden. The next day, they've shagged the Lavender, and are trying to break into your house. Just hope I can deploy the weed killer and stop this madness!🤣

Hello friends! Shall we play a game? This game is called the number game! I have two yellow flowers. 1, 2! The yellow flowers have yellow baby flowers! Now I have 4 flowers! 1, 2, 3, 4. One of the yellow flower babies grows up and has two flower babies with a blue flower. The flower babies are green! So we have four yellow flowers! One blue flower! And two green flowers! 4, 1, 2! Now which clever friend can tell me what amount of yellow or blue flower is in the green flowers? Hmm! Let’s do some thinking! a) 50% Yellow, 50% Blue b) 10% Blue, 90% Yellow c) 100% Green

@yalding1066 @CharlotteCGill @RevolvedOcelot

@CharlotteCGill @RevolvedOcelot Absolutely. Far too woke nowadays.

A boycott Comic Relief movement would be quite powerful

@CharlotteCGill It would certainly bring all tbe frothing cunts to the yard, so there's that

@StayFree2030 No, they're actually not

This is what a newborn baby looks like, a tiny, perfect, innocent & fully formed human. Labour and their vile supporters are actually voting to end the lives of full-term babies. It’s m*urder. It’s beyond evil. Fuck Labour.

@BotFinderUK Proud to stand with der Rotte Kampffliger. Ja whol! Wir bomben auf Ennngland 😇

London, 16th May, unite the kingdom! 1

@EssexgoonerMr Cue the usual cunts and their performative outrage, at most things. Mate, no one cares if you're at ignorant cunt. Now jog on and prepare for your "They're cancelling Easter" bollocks

I will not be paying a PENNY to Comic Relief. BOYCOTT.

@fesshole From this observation, we can conclude:- You are a BMW driver You think the driving rules etc don't apply to you Most significantly, you are a massive cunt

When my car wipers are at end of life, i just find another car of the same model/year and swap the wiper blades around. Haven't bought a single set of wiper blades yet.

@MadelaineLucyH I can't help but think this faux outrage by the usual suspects, is all part of the Americanisation of UK politics (faux Christians, attacks on abortion rights. stirring up hatred of minorities) All depressingly predictable

Ok this is completely false. A viable child post birth is legally a child and killing her would be classed as homicide. The only time late stage abortions (under 2%) happen are when the mother’s life is seriously at risk or the child is non-viable.

@keepsayingitok @Suffragette2025 @AllisonPearson I suspect it's because she's a willfully horrendous human being

@Suffragette2025 @AllisonPearson What's driving people like Ms Pearson to mis-interpret what the law on this is? It's ALL about the £ - people like her are now very reliant on X money.

I feel so sad that a pregnant woman can now take an abortion pill and stop the heart of a 35-week gestation baby. Most people think that’s murder. Too many MPs and Lords are fine with it. Most EU countries have an abortion limit of 12 weeks. Britain is in moral decline.

@BasilTheGreat More ignorant bollocks

🚨NEWS: Confirmed Meningitis cases have risen to 27 Another disease brought here from the 3rd world Open borders costs lives

@woofknight A Serbian Film

@WhiteHouse @lewis_goodall @nypost Wait, what, I thought you didn't need help as the war was already won. FAFO

📰 @nypost US allies need to get a grip — step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz

@MadelaineLucyH It's an extraterrestrial conspiracy

Why are they all me