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Inevitable Big Wet Slug

@SlugWet

A decidedly average PC and PS5 video gamer Unconvincing transvestite (close up anyway!) Uber woke Not actually a slug #FUCKREFORM #FUCKTHETORIES

Derby, England 🦨🦨🦨🦨🦨 Katılım Şubat 2020
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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Ships should be launched by smashing a bottle of olive oil against their hull, not some crappy wine with a bit of fizz in it. Whether it's Champagne or cheap Cava, we all know the fizz is there to hide the taste. But everyone loves a gorgeous olive oil (and licking the hull).
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Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
People who pronounce Cocoa as ka-kow are always up themselves in all other aspects of life.
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Natism
Natism@his4Everz·
Neurodivergent friends, does water have a taste? To me, even bottled waters all taste different.
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Kari (rhymes with atari)
Who remembers PC gaming in the 1990s? If so, what's your favourite game from this era? ... Gaming like it's the 1990s with a CD-ROM classic everyone keeps recommending, that being the original 1995 RTS (real-time strategy) game, Command & Conquer from Westwood Studios. (cont...)
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Eric Trump
Eric Trump@EricTrump·
🤣🤣 One of the great responses to a reporter in history! JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!" "You believe in surprise much more-so than US!"
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@MadelaineLucyH Never mind that, this is how Day of the Triffids starts. One day, you have nice Evening Primrose growing in your garden. The next day, they've shagged the Lavender, and are trying to break into your house. Just hope I can deploy the weed killer and stop this madness!🤣
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Madelaine Hanson
Madelaine Hanson@MadelaineLucyH·
Hello friends! Shall we play a game? This game is called the number game! I have two yellow flowers. 1, 2! The yellow flowers have yellow baby flowers! Now I have 4 flowers! 1, 2, 3, 4. One of the yellow flower babies grows up and has two flower babies with a blue flower. The flower babies are green! So we have four yellow flowers! One blue flower! And two green flowers! 4, 1, 2! Now which clever friend can tell me what amount of yellow or blue flower is in the green flowers? Hmm! Let’s do some thinking! a) 50% Yellow, 50% Blue b) 10% Blue, 90% Yellow c) 100% Green
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Charlotte Gill
Charlotte Gill@CharlotteCGill·
A boycott Comic Relief movement would be quite powerful
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Charlotte 𝕏 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
This is what a newborn baby looks like, a tiny, perfect, innocent & fully formed human. Labour and their vile supporters are actually voting to end the lives of full-term babies. It’s m*urder. It’s beyond evil. Fuck Labour.
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@EssexgoonerMr Cue the usual cunts and their performative outrage, at most things. Mate, no one cares if you're at ignorant cunt. Now jog on and prepare for your "They're cancelling Easter" bollocks
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Essex Bloke
Essex Bloke@EssexgoonerMr·
I will not be paying a PENNY to Comic Relief. BOYCOTT.
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@fesshole From this observation, we can conclude:- You are a BMW driver You think the driving rules etc don't apply to you Most significantly, you are a massive cunt
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
When my car wipers are at end of life, i just find another car of the same model/year and swap the wiper blades around. Haven't bought a single set of wiper blades yet.
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@MadelaineLucyH I can't help but think this faux outrage by the usual suspects, is all part of the Americanisation of UK politics (faux Christians, attacks on abortion rights. stirring up hatred of minorities) All depressingly predictable
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Madelaine Hanson
Madelaine Hanson@MadelaineLucyH·
Ok this is completely false. A viable child post birth is legally a child and killing her would be classed as homicide. The only time late stage abortions (under 2%) happen are when the mother’s life is seriously at risk or the child is non-viable.
Jade Adamowicz Marsden@j_l_marsden

We now live in a country where an hour earlier, I could’ve had this perfect little girl murdered with no legal consequences. I can’t help think of the lives that will be lost. The babies and the women who will have to live with the knowledge of what they’ve done. Starmer’s utopia

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Grifter Buster
Grifter Buster@keepsayingitok·
@Suffragette2025 @AllisonPearson What's driving people like Ms Pearson to mis-interpret what the law on this is? It's ALL about the £ - people like her are now very reliant on X money.
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Allison Pearson
Allison Pearson@AllisonPearson·
I feel so sad that a pregnant woman can now take an abortion pill and stop the heart of a 35-week gestation baby. Most people think that’s murder. Too many MPs and Lords are fine with it. Most EU countries have an abortion limit of 12 weeks. Britain is in moral decline.
David Frost@DavidGHFrost

I voted last night against the prospect of a new law allowing self-administered abortion up to birth. Sadly we failed to win the votes against this abhorrent practice, which will now become law shortly. It is deeply shameful that our country has gone down this awful road. Thank you to @DavidAltonHL and so many other colleagues who led this fight. This particular battle may be over (for now) but the campaign continues.

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Basil the Great
Basil the Great@BasilTheGreat·
🚨NEWS: Confirmed Meningitis cases have risen to 27 Another disease brought here from the 3rd world Open borders costs lives
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
📰 @nypost US allies need to get a grip — step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz
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