Smacky Frog

@kristanovva I want a Gameboy color with backlight and USB charging. An evergreen Nintendo online store, unlike the one that passed away for the 3DS. I SHOULD be able to download games from said service like its ITunes and install them on my game device.

ok since i’m gonna be president of the united states of nintendo what does everyone want?

@dissidentwest I dont know who the intended audience might have been, but Bladerunner 2049 is the greatest pro-life propaganda movie ever.

What’s the best right wing coded movie that was clearly not intended to be for a right wing audience? You’re not allowed to say The Matrix.

What number is it?

What game are you playing right now? 🎮 GIFs only 😬😅

@philthatremains I wouldnt expect you to smoke.

literally heaven on earth

@TheLaurenChen Im so isolated if anyone noticed anything, it would only be the tax man.

Delayed gratification is a foreign, unknowable concept for some people

@SandyofCthulhu I loved The Phantom Menace. I was still very much a kid when it was in theaters and I can remember being extremely excited about seeing a star wars movie in the theater. Ive wanted to rewatch it with adult eyes to evaluate it but have not yet.

Compare to The Mummy released the same year. We discussed that for weeks over lunch. But we, nerds, geeks, and fans, agreed quietly to pretend the Phantom Menace never existed. That’s how bad we took it. When Attack of the Clones was coming out, we did not show the trailer on our tv screens. What was your experience? 3/3

@michaelmalice My toxic trait is this would Crack me tf up

It's literally impossible to be friends w me

@pureMetatron "I am male."

What do you say to someone who asks you: "What are your pronouns?"

@tanpukunokami They will use your rules for polite society to undermine you until theyre at the highest positions of authority, and then they'll shed those rules you care about.

To my Muslim friends, I hear some of you want to live in Japan. Let me be honest with you. More than half of our ramen shops use pork broth. Even convenience-store rice balls often contain pork extract. Summer brings shrine festivals, autumn brings rituals, New Year means a visit to a shrine. When someone dies, we cremate them. And refusing a drink? That’s not really part of our culture — here, people pour one for you. This isn’t hostility. It’s just 1,500 years of daily life. And we have no plans to change it. Before you come to a place that doesn’t fit you, please — think it through carefully. For your sake, and ours.

@bestinclassyt I lost multiple 360s to this and it was an inevitable problem with every new one until I got the slim edition. When PS4 came out I bought one and didnt look back. Either you had a slimline, you were lucky, or you weren't playing Xbox on the regular.

This was way more rare than people admit. Neither me, or any of my friends ever got the red ring.

@RubinReport "We dont know know, but we know." 🙄

He’s cartoonishly evil at this point.

@Sara_Varnholt A better question. I tell you it isnt okay, now what?

Men be honest: road trip date, I light a cigarette but roll the window down… is that okay?

This woman with a "kindness" shirt is the epitome of leftism.

@ThisInvent @mask_bastard I haven't seen it, but I dont think so.

@SmackyFrog37857 @mask_bastard was she in dont die

would you fight seven evil exes for this?

@MoistValgina Adrenaline

What's stronger than coffee, but won't ruin my life?

@michaelmalice Do you think this is a hole in psychological training, a learned shorthand that is otherwise sufficient in most of the daily interaction? Or is it something structurally, physically deficient that causes people to be incapable of comprehension?

Stupid people process language in different ways, not merely in worse or slower ways.

@TheLaurenChen I'm annoyed people are dumb enough to let her game them like that.

My theory is that she didn't want to be mogged by young ,attractive models since she's getting older, so she demanded they all be fat instead As a woman in my 30s, I respect that

@Timcast I just got here and this is already too tedious. Is it just going to be you guys yelling at each other and Ian interrupting not understanding analogies? Because I would probably tune out that episode.

Should we have Dan Bilzerian on Timcast IRL?