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AJ Hellow

@SmallParcelGuy

Founder of https://t.co/JAOFtvMaLf - saving brands 5-30% on shipping | Former Software IB & PE I @JohnsHopkins alum

Boston MA and Palos Verdes CA Katılım Aralık 2016
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Tanning Salon Don@TheSalonDon·
If you’re smart enough to beat the market Investing in stocks is the worst use of your time Even if you have $10m and can beat the market by 3% you are working for $300k per year Meanwhile there’s guys making $20m per year with hot yoga studios
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Nick Huber
Nick Huber@sweatystartup·
Not using any capital letters is a mind virus ego contest. It has immaturity and california sweat pants all over it. Capitalize letters in text messages, emails and social posts or you look like a fool!
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AJ Hellow@SmallParcelGuy·
Postmaster General David Steiner is simultaneously saying "we need to win heavier packages from FedEx and UPS" while also saying "we're running out of cash and might not be able to deliver mail in a year." That's not exactly a confidence-inspiring pitch to win higher margin business. supplychaindive.com/news/postal-se…
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AJ Hellow@SmallParcelGuy·
@DallasAptGP Grass driving ranges are fantastic, turf driving ranges are not
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Barrett Linburg
Barrett Linburg@DallasAptGP·
Most people think driving ranges are dying. Golf Ranch is betting the opposite. Location 6 just opened in Glendale. Thirty-two Trackman bays. A nine-hole executive course. Four months of renovation on the tee line and clubhouse. I’m a small LP. I’ve watched this grow from one dusty range in Dallas to six locations with real momentum behind it. The thesis is simple. Buy a tired, overlooked asset. Gut what isn’t working. Add tech, good music, cold drinks, and a reason to stay longer than your bucket of balls lasts. This is not a TopGolf competitor. It’s not trying to be. Golf Ranch targets the golfer who wants to work on their game — and the non-golfer who just wants a reason to show up. That gap is bigger than most people realize. It mirrors exactly what we do at Savoy. We buy tired apartment buildings in overlooked neighborhoods. We don’t chase the luxury product down the street. We transform the asset, make it worth the rent, and hold. Golf Ranch buys tired driving ranges in overlooked markets. They add tech, vibes, and an executive course worth playing. They turn a forgettable afternoon into a reason to come back. That’s the operator mindset. You don’t cut corners on the asset and wonder why the numbers don’t work. You spend the four months. You get the Trackman in the bays. You build the clubhouse right before you open the doors. Six locations now. Proud to be a small LP in this one.
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Kyle Gawley
Kyle Gawley@kylegawley·
I vibe-coded an entire SaaS in a weekend It's dog shit, nothing works and it makes $0 MRR but I make $200 from posting AI is so cool on X
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QatarEnergy
QatarEnergy@qatarenergy·
QatarEnergy Statement on Missile Attacks on its LNG Facilities In addition to the previous attack on Ras Laffan Industrial City on Wednesday 18 March 2026 that resulted in extensive damage to the Pearl GTL (Gas-to-Liquids) facility, QatarEnergy confirms that in the early hours of Thursday 19 March 2026, several of its Liquefied Natural Gas (LNG) facilities were the subject of missile attacks, causing sizeable fires and extensive further damage. Emergency response teams were deployed immediately to contain the resulting damage with no reported casualties. QatarEnergy will continue to communicate the latest available information. #Qatar
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AJ Hellow
AJ Hellow@SmallParcelGuy·
@lgsguy I’ll say nice things to it when it stops screwing up math
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Austin - Steel Studs
Most underrated feature of AI like Claude or ChatGPT that NO ONE talks about? You can do work that would normally require a computer, keyboard and a monitor… ANYWHERE. All you need is your phone. I made a PDF real estate contract using voice to text while walking through an airport (it was the winning contact btw) I prototype apps in bed, test them out, then deploy them to my site in the morning. I voice to text while I’m in the car and have it generate power points in @GammaApp Productivity is 5x’ed when you don’t have to be at a desk to knock things out
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AJ Hellow@SmallParcelGuy·
@lgsguy They’ll run out of money but they’ll get backstopped again
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Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g·
Make common sense common again. Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone
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AJ Hellow@SmallParcelGuy·
@buccocapital Influencers are making bank on getting people hooked on phony demos aren't they
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BuccoCapital Bloke
BuccoCapital Bloke@buccocapital·
“It organizes your files” “It prioritizes your emails” “It tells you insights about your calendar” These are not real things. They are not making you more productive. It is making you an idiot Yes, AI is great. But this is fake productivity. This is dumb. You are being dumb
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AJ Hellow
AJ Hellow@SmallParcelGuy·
@alt_w_v_g Never noticed the beautiful skyline in the backdrop of your pic. London?
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Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g·
Me watching identified adjectives spread to people I've never met in cities I've never been to I didn't start a movement I read a policy The movement started itself You're welcome Best, Ethan Brooks Identified Adjectives: Smart / Handsome Sent from my iPhone
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Update: Wednesday The department-wide meeting I was not invited I went anyway 8am Walked in Legal pad in hand The room was full Not just HR Not just finance The entire floor Someone from marketing was there She had "Identified Adjective: Creative" in her email signature I've never met her HR stood at the front PowerPoint on the screen Slide one: "Email Signature Policy: Clarification & Compliance" I sat in the front row HR looked at me I opened my legal pad She began "Effective immediately, the email signature policy will require identified pronouns only. Adjectives are not included." I raised my hand She said "we're not taking questions yet" I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order. The current policy says 'identified.' It does not specify a part of speech. You're changing the policy, not clarifying it." Legal was in the back of the room He nodded Again HR said "we've updated the language" I said "when" She said "this morning" I said "so the policy I complied with yesterday is no longer the policy today" She said "correct" I said "and I'm the one being non-compliant" The room was quiet The controller raised his hand He said "so do I remove 'Tired' or not" Someone in the back laughed HR did not laugh The analyst was standing in the doorway I didn't invite him He came anyway He was holding a legal pad I looked at him He looked at me I didn't say anything But I noted it HR said "going forward, signatures will include name, title, and identified pronouns. Nothing else." I said "I'll comply with the new policy" She looked surprised I said "effective today. As written. Until someone changes it again." My boss said "I think that's fair" HR closed the PowerPoint Meeting adjourned in 14 minutes I walked out The analyst followed me He said "so the adjectives are gone?" I said "from the signature, yes" He said "that's it?" I said "the policy changed. So I'll change." He looked confused I said "but the policy didn't say anything about the out-of-office auto-reply" He stared at me I stared back He smiled First time I've ever seen that kid smile at work I think he just earned his first adjective Updated my out-of-office to: Thank you for your email. I am currently unavailable. Best, Ethan Brooks Identified Adjectives: Smart / Handsome Identified Chromosomes: XY For urgent matters, please contact HR. They love hearing from people. Sent from my iPhone

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Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g·
NYC gave McKinsey a $4M contract to answer one question Should trash go in a trash can They studied it for 20 weeks Looked at Paris Looked at Amsterdam Looked at Barcelona Produced a 95-slide deck Titled "The Future of Trash" $42,000 per slide The conclusion after 20 weeks and 95 slides Yes Trash should go in a bin Not on the sidewalk They called it "containerization" Which is a $4 million word for "trash can" The mayor then stood at a podium and unveiled a bin A bin With wheels And a lid Like the one in your garage right now The one you bought at Home Depot for $50 He presented it like he had discovered gravity Camera crews were there Photographers Press releases For a bin I run the finances of an entire company If I handed my board a 95-slide deck that concluded "put the thing in the container" I would be fired by slide 2 My analyst could have done this in an afternoon With one slide That said "yes" And I would have redlined it for being too long But this is government Where common sense costs $4,000,000 And comes with a PowerPoint Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone
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AJ Hellow@SmallParcelGuy·
@Breaking911 Didn’t need to confirm that my worst nightmare is possible
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Breaking911
Breaking911@Breaking911·
HORROR: A cable car gondola in Switzerland crashed and tumbled down a mountainside, killing the 61-year-old woman inside.
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Mike Mayer
Mike Mayer@mikemayer22·
Huge beer news for Citi Field: They’ve added the Lunch IPA from Maine Beer Company.
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