Mr Good Mustache

I'm Michael Douglas right before he gets out if his car at the beginning of Falling Down.

@dakroot @thegenesisbl0ck That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in a long time!

@SmidiotPrime @thegenesisbl0ck You got at least 50 years left

There’s no reason to be doing this at 56

@dakroot @thegenesisbl0ck I'm a drummer who's definitely not in my mid 40's, so I guess I'm allowed to keep playing on stage. Please remember I'm certainly not in my mid 40's!

@thegenesisbl0ck She's a professional entertainer and she looks amazing. Of course there is.

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣dude

@dakroot You're a treasure. They're very lucky!

The only explanation I have for how my family got me was that the stork made a wrong turn and left my wretched, gloomy behind on their doorstep by mistake. No idea what I did to deserve these people.

We’ve all made the “should we have a beer” face!

@IfindRetards Listen, he AND you are welcome to move here to the states. It's still fucked but less so currently.

Australian man lays out how we are screwed because of woke incompetent retards. One of the most hilarious and Aussie interviews you'll hear.

JUST LOOK AT 'EM!!!

@pinkmagiclala People will argue about anything!

FFS... I'm not arguing over ice cream or how to open a box. Like what you like and do things the way you want and I'll do the same.

Birds get named shit like great american cockdick

they know what they have to do

@VisionQuest34 @81TimBrown @FB_FilmAnalysis @TheOnlyNation @Raiders @RNR920AM @RNTimes Well said, sir.

@81TimBrown @FB_FilmAnalysis @TheOnlyNation @Raiders @RNR920AM @RNTimes Tim, you’re a true gentleman. You’re the epitome of what Al Davis envisioned a Raider to be. Give love and comfort to Barrett’s family like Al would do. Blessing to you and your family Mr Raider.

Good evening! @TheOnlyNation @Raiders @RNR920AM @RNTimes it's with great regret i tell you i just received a call from Marissa Robbins informing me that Raiders All Pro center Barrett Robbins passed away overnight. Thankfully, he passed peacefully in his sleep. Please pray for

@81TimBrown I always felt bad for him. Mental health can be a very fragile thing.

Their girls, his family and tons of teammates who will be affected by this! It's unfortunate that his life was never the same after he was not allowed to play in the Super Bowl! Rest Peacefully BR, you deserve it!

@dakroot Easy, Violator.

This is actually a personality test.

@DefiantLs Hag

Leftist woman: “Destruction of property is a perfectly viable form of protest.”

@MaryamF12389 I tried. She left.

Be honest....???

can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. you just sound like a vampire

@milosmiata My ol' swimming hole.

“You are looking sad,” said Frog. “Yes, this is my sad time of day,” said Toad.