David Smith

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David Smith

David Smith

@SmithInAmerica

Washington bureau chief of The Guardian

Washington, DC Katılım Nisan 2009
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David Litt
David Litt@davidlitt·
To quickly clarify: I wish I had written those jokes because they were amazing. But I’d only been at the wh for a few weeks - Lovett was still in charge of the dinner then. (I did watch from the cheap seats though, and the shade of red Trump turned was something.)
Stefan Smith@TheStefanSmith

You bolt awake at the White House. It’s April 30, 2011 and you are David Litt, Obama’s joke writer, and you’ve changed your mind. You won’t include any Trump jokes at that night’s White House Correspondent’s Dinner.

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Mehdi Hasan
Mehdi Hasan@mehdirhasan·
I’m sorry, but this is legit hilarious. If only he wasn’t the president and just a character on TV. We could laugh our heads off without any sense of unease, dread, or embarrassment.
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Seung Min Kim
Seung Min Kim@seungminkim·
Trump, when asked why he didn't inform allies ahead of initial Iran strike: "We didn't tell anybody about it because we wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor, OK? Right?"
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Michael Beschloss
Michael Beschloss@BeschlossDC·
Tonight 2003--President George W. Bush speaks from Oval Office: "American and coalition forces are in the early stages of military operations to disarm Iraq, free its people, and defend the world."
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Ilhan Omar
Ilhan Omar@IlhanMN·
May GOD help us all! This man is incompetent and insane.
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Ben Jacobs
Ben Jacobs@Bencjacobs·
11 years ago today, the DNC's official response to Donald Trump announcing his exploratory committee was "Everything is awesome"
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Martin: “Too many people are dying because of conflict across the world.”
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Martin: “No fewer than 23 people of Irish descent have become United States president.”
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Martin: “Let the United States always be that beacon on the hill, holding firm to those founding values.”
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Irish Taoiseach Micheál Martin: “Over a quarter of Washington’s Continental Army were Irish… Three of the signatories of the Declaration of Independence were born in Ireland… Even the term ‘United States of America’ was first used in writing by an Irishman.”
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Trump on the Irish: “They gave us heroes like Apollo 11 astronaut Michael Collins.”
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Trump: “Dealing with the Irish is never easy. They are amazing.”
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Trump: “Voter ID. Proof of citizenship. Who wouldn’t want those? Only people who want to cheat.”
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Trump: “No men in women’s sports. That seems like an easy one.”
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Trump: “I always feel I have Irish blood. Not too far: I have Scottish blood.”
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Trump: “We took a little bit of a journey, a little bit of an excursion over the last two weeks… We’re well ahead of schedule, as you may have noticed… It’s something that had to be done. We don’t say it with glee.”
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In White House East Room for Shamrock Bowl presentation. Donald Trump: “I spent my whole day with the Irish. I should have been spending it with the Iranians.”
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