Stephen Taylor

@nbunattached 🤣🤣🤣🤣 there’s one thing…if you fail at what you do for a living, you can always be a stand up comedian 🤣🤣 had me in stitches reading this 🤣🤣🤣 good one 🤣🤣🤣 boom boom 🤣🤣🤣 are you here all week?? 🤣🤣🤣 I’ll get your coat…

All jokes aside, he jumps ship tomorrow if we want him - we double his wages - he gets to move back to london - more marketable appeal due to 10x bigger fanbase - will start for a club pushing for CL next season

@Boxingnewslate2 @LUFC @GiantLeedsFan You’re the reason clubs feel pressure to overspend and end up getting points deductions and relegations. Be realistic, we are building solidly, not splashing cash all over the place. It’s the way to ensure long term survival and success

@LUFC @GiantLeedsFan What a load of bollox.We have consistently sold for the last 3 season and not spent that much on players, despite getting promoted and now staying in the prem for another season,This is a poor message from the owners and not one tbe fans what to hear. We want investment ambition

A message from Paraag Marathe

@talkSPORT Enjoy your 0-0 draws 🤣🤣

Alan Pardew backs Scott Parker to take over West Ham should Nuno Espirito Santo depart #Echobox=1779665071" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">talksport.com/football/42825…

@Yorkshire_Tales I was right behind it, remember it like it was yesterday. Brilliant day that was

West Ham 0 Leeds 1 Oct 1989. Think it was the first time we’d played them since we got relegated, and a typical Wilko team display which pissed the London press off. Looks like we had the whole end behind the goal but I’m sure I was down the side? #LUFC #80sLeeds #ALAW

@goddek If I sunbathed with sunscreen I would burn to a crisp and be in pain. Tried it, doesn’t do me any favours

I am unvaxxed. I drink ½ gallon of raw milk daily. I eat mostly red meat. I use fluoride-free toothpaste. I never wore a mask. I sunbathe w/o sunscreen. I fast 16+ hours per day. I use animal fat to cook everything. Weird how not obeying made me healthier. Almost like they lied.

@McClumsy84 Hull, reason being I have contacts that mean I would be able to watch the away game from corporate hospitality 🤣

Now that spying shandy-drinking southern softies Southampton have been expelled for snooping, which of the salt of the earth, honest-to-goodness northern sides Hull City or Middlesbrough do you want to win the Championship play-off final & why?😉😊

@fedgilb Bring them all back!!

As we head into summer don’t be a cock posting about should we bring back….. Kalvin Harry Summerville Georgie Blah blah blah Thank you for your attention in this matter 🙄

@SouthamptonFC Southampton. The pariahs of the football world. Forever more.

We have this evening been informed that the EFL’s League Arbitration Panel has upheld the sanctions imposed earlier this week.

@ColinGrogan86 Wish my team were that bad we won the league

Worst champions for years. Standard of the league this year has been one of the worst ever.

@TheSunFootball Maybe it was the lizard people who were doing the spying?? Maybe…

🗣️ "It feels like you've been put on trial for murder when all you've done is stolen a mars bar!" Matt Le Tissier is not happy with Southampton's removal from the Championship playoff final 😡 #SaintsFC #EFL

@BenPalmer78 On the flip side, if you go up through breaking a rule, you would receive a minimum £200M, so you could argue it is very proportional

The EFL haven’t just punished us; they’ve ruined us. In addition to losing half our team, we’ll be sued for many, many millions by players, sponsors & rival teams. We’re essentially facing years of decline and pain on and off the pitch. Thats why this is disproportionate.

Pleased for @Arsenal and good to see a different winner. Pleased also for @Boro to get a shot at Wembley, especially for Bill. Last day relegation drama is also going to be good. We could relegate @WestHam or @SpursOfficial could go. Lots to look forward to @LUFC

We did it, together.

@Pompey @london_leeds Great work by the admin 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

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Southampton 🤣🤣🤓🤓 what a shame 🤣🤣🤣 @SouthamptonFC

Rutter, Summerville, Gray, Cook, Haaland. Bring them home. @LUFC

@Freyaaie Caveman

Name a famous captain

@sdlpulster @LUFC Yes, absolutely. You ever heard the term ‘on the beach’ which refers to having already achieved a goal and mentally switching off. All sports people do this at some point. We don’t seem to be, and with tonnes of injuries too

Leeds don’t need the points anymore and yet we are still picking them up. The mentality of this team is unreal @LUFC

@sdlpulster @LUFC Ooh posh words! I like it 🤣😊

@Crazymoments01 @charlie_lawson1 When will people realise that these videos are all stunts to get likes and reposts. None of them are real.

Who ever did this should be BURIED ALIVE 😡 Are u Kidding Me! Thank God a Good Samaritan came along!