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I mean this in the most loving way but she looks puntable

@eldemrinn @Geary254 And that each scene is referencing another 70s or 80s sitcom opening

@Geary254 The My black son skit is carried by the music

Niche Family Guy clip 4

@DaiStrangelove Why Lincoln went with McClellan over Shuttle I dont know. Probably would have won the war quicker

Taiki Shuttle - Army officer 🇺🇲

@DRC0RN @DaiStrangelove

@DaiStrangelove Taiki would NOT serve the Yankees

@HitchyQuinty @h0neyndmilk You can find alot on marketplace, they're just a pain to move

@h0neyndmilk i LOVE these big corner desks with lots of storage space. But they've gone extinct 🥀

anything with lots of shelves is attractive to me

@dogwoodblooms @juliethomas5_21 Sounds like a sad way to live your life. Wake up every morning thinking about hatred and division. Though I guess in your eyes its justified because you dont like that group

@juliethomas5_21 I don’t take the opinions of those who can’t define what a woman is. 🤷🏼‍♀️

‼️Y’all Ain’t Gonna Believe This BS‼️ A new teacher has been hired at Apex’s Middle Creek Elementary School by Principal Sarah Stephens, whose dissertation was titled “Equity-Focused School Improvement.” The teacher? “Aria” Canon Derrick. That’s right. Aria is a “nonbinary” man. His music students will be forced to address him as “Ms.” Even worse? Parents weren’t notified. Those who don’t know will find out tonight when they’re blindsided at the teacher Meet and Greet. It gets even better: Principal Stephens is refusing to reply to concerned parents’ emails. And oh yeah, WRAL knows and hasn’t said a peep.

@Gian2You @stereogum That would be phat

@stereogum He needs to collab with Seagal asap!

Boy George says he created his new pro-Israel reggae song with AI stereogum.com/2506586/boy-ge…

@ThatNamons @tonygoldmark I mean you pay for Twitter so

@tonygoldmark Such a normie coded tweet. Disagreeing with a thing doesn't automatically make anyone that talks about said thing a "grifter". The word has lost all meaning I swear.

Thing is, I'm not convinced any REAL people are outraged, boycotting, or even care NOW. The "culture war" is 99.9% grifters, bots and a few terminally-online creeps with grass-touching allergies who listen to grifters and bots. All amplified artificially by social media.

@vince_wolford @ESPNBET They're saying hes the most bet on, not most likely. Gamblers tend to be stupid

@ESPNBET You have got to be click baiting, there is no possibility of that happening!! He has the name, and blood, just not there yet!! IMO

Is Arch going to be the first in his family to win the Heisman? 🏆

@ESPNBET Those skyscrapers in Vegas weren't built by smart bettors

@goad @nocontextcfb The 3 FSU ones are worse.

@nocontextcfb Take away the vote of the person who had Stanford first lol

@JohnWakefieId While Herbert Hoover was born in Iowa, he did grow up in Oregon. So technically

You think it's rough trying to become president as an atheist? Just imagine being from the Pacific Northwest...

@SabanistheG @CobaltDaHusky @HoosierGloriana I dont think any team lost a national championship because thier fans wore coordinated shirts

@CobaltDaHusky @HoosierGloriana Winning natties is more fun

Program is dead lol

@WagonnBurner @R1_Enjoyer @ScriptTrooper Damn*

@R1_Enjoyer @ScriptTrooper Dam you're Dumb 🤣

The Odyssey needs to make 1.36 Billion to break even. 👇 youtu.be/UkcPTmek2_4?si…

@DDHitsNukes @OhioStateFB @Chase @OhioStAthletics Ya if anything, we need more advertising. Think of the poor executives who may only get 3 vacations to the Bahamas this year instead of 4.

@OhioStateFB @Chase @OhioStAthletics If a patch that is the size of a half dollar coin is really making you upset, you need to reevaluate where your life is at.

Ohio State Football 🤝 @Chase The start of a new chapter begins today. #GoBucks | #ChasePartner

@lNeko_One @josephpeter1997 The book series is still going

@josephpeter1997 I actually wanted a longer anime of this. It was that good.

Agreed! 🎶 🎶

@KalshiFB @BackThenFB Thier basketball teams combined for less last season

When No. 9 West Virginia faced No. 25 Baylor in 2012, combining for 1,500-plus yards and 133 points. (video: @BackThenFB)

@onlineinsane Pretty sure the airport has the worst odds in the city too

@dadadadeejay @VideosAICant Aren't you busy with reporting children's lemonade stands to the cops?

@VideosAICant Lol old man should have just complied with the law. But he'd rather behave like a woman.

dudes rock

@TNOQuoProQuid Because im hungry and want a burger