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@aaaronson Ohio State?

US states whose name alone reasonably identifies a college in this year's March Madness bracket

@ScrantonCapitol @IAPolls2022

@IAPolls2022 Yay!!! Communism, Men in womens sports, no jail time for child rapists, high taxes, arrested for social media posts!! woohooo!!

Crystal Ball — Six gubernatorial rating changes today, all favoring Democrats 🔵 AZ: Toss-up → Leans Dem 🟡 GA: Leans R → Toss-up 🔵 MN: Likely Dem → Safe Dem 🔵 NY: Likely Dem → Safe Dem 🔴 OH: Likely R → Leans R 🔵 RI: Likely Dem → Safe Dem

@reportdogbot @nikicaga Nah it's because political grifting brings in the most engagement, and thus more profit

@nikicaga well its an american website that consists of american users. if this is a reach, then i would love to hear what you think about the little serbian gayboy that obsessively posts about american politics.

Why is a reddit gimmick account posting about Wisconsin state politics

Trump Told Inner Circle Some Mass Deportation Policies Went Too Far. — WSJ

does it not bring tears to your eyes

@DamianCr0ss @CountDankulaTV

@CountDankulaTV Don't say "for bullshit reasons". He got targeted cause he's MAGA.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@Riverboat_Ross We still do it. I ain't paying for youtube tv

Before the days of YouTubeTV quad box, we found a way. Kinda miss these days

@wheatscuits Good to see anime bootlegs haven't changed a bit in the last 20 years

Dawg they put EVERYTHING umamusume into the damn dvd

@FairwellPopulst @uoislame @Sparkpoodle1

@SnakeMug01 @uoislame @Sparkpoodle1 That’s not an argument

I can not understand what the big deal is with pasteurization? It's literally just heating milk for a set time then rapidly cooling it No chemicals, no high tech equipment, it's just heated milk

@uoislame @Sparkpoodle1

@SnakeMug01 @Sparkpoodle1 Those who give up freedom for safety receive exactly what they deserve: neither.

@Gator_Gamez @tenofswordz Slop

@tenofswordz Counterpoint: x.com/tatuya01/statu…

ai slop of cats pisses me off because you don’t need to edit cats into doing something silly, they do all that anyway

@uoislame @Sparkpoodle1 A contrarian just for the sake of being a contraian. That's pathetic

@Sparkpoodle1 It’s not about pasteurization. It’s about being forced by the government for your safety.

@frandalorian @imoffal @MTGSnackattack @FearedBuck There's the lie

@imoffal @MTGSnackattack @FearedBuck My skin is flawless and you’re too ugly to show your face.

Clavicular ends and walks out of his Channel 5 interview with Andrew Callaghan after Andrew reveals he’s satisfied with how he looks and doesn’t need looksmaxxing

@UnforchCsoldier @TheCosmik_ Man you must hate walking into any room with a mirror then

@TheCosmik_ Sick of seeing ugly shit on my timeline

En fin Que opinan de Ópera O trans masc pines?

@mikezoller @TigerBombLady Well if they put the bare minimum on the can you can except them to put the bare minimum on the beer

@TigerBombLady You think it’ll make the beer taste bad?

More Brewing made an Empire Carpet beer. Do what you’d like with this info.

The world watching the Bob situation like #adoptbob

@FifiChowd I would if I didn't live a continent away

“Bob is a sunset foster and all future medical bills are covered by Cecil County Animal Services but we will add a $250 Chewy gift card for the lucky adopter” I’M GOING TO CRY THEY’RE TRYING SO HARD. SOMEONE PLEASE ADOPT HIM ASAP

@EnthusiAdams Ah the "separate but equal" tournament

NIT should become the mid major national championship. 32 teams to include all conferences outside BIG10/BIGE/BIG12/ACC/SEC. Start tournament after 1st round of NCAA. Mid majors who lose 1st round join the bracket. Play the championship game at the site of the Final 4. DO IT!

@JonSumrALLin @sirchesterIV They were a 5 seed last year, they had one down year. First sub 20 win season since 2009

@sirchesterIV And now Oregon is a compete dumpster fire. Sad that they are one of the worst teams in the big 10.

They don’t make 3 seeds like this anymore

@myusmyrules @JakeMarsh18 Hell ya it is

@JakeMarsh18 Number 5 is 2 months

Top 10 Sports Days of the year, ranked: 1. March Madness Round of 64 (Thursday) 2. NFL Sunday, Week 1 3. March Madness Round of 64 (Friday) 4. Sunday at The Masters 5. The Oct/Nov loaded CFB slate 6. College Football Playoff (New Year’s Day) 7. Christmas Day (2 NFL, 5 NBA) 8. Thanksgiving (NFL Tripleheader + CBB) 9. MLB Opening Day 10. Thanksgiving Eve of Feast Week