The Reply guy

Go and do the same with any other car brands safest vehicle. 10 out of 10 the passengers will die. So STFU. A few years back a father tried to kill his whole family by driving off the cliff. They survived coz of their Tesla. Even 1 life saved is significant. Guys like u will only appreciate this ki d of tech when u r the passenger n this happens to u.

@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Surviving the crash is impressive Pretending one crash proves every claim about safety is where the argument falls apart

This @Tesla Model 3 plunged 300 feet off a Malibu cliff this weekend and the two passengers survived with only moderate injuries. Tesla makes the safest vehicles.

@omgsidewalks Jetlag

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU DON’T FEEL DEPRESSEÐ BUT ALL YOU JUST WANNA DO IS BE IN YOUR BED?

@RaminNasibov Come up with some thing original will u. Ask chatgpt atleast. Make some effort. Copy pasta engagement farmer. Fck off.

Anyone who used a computer between 1985-2010. What’s the one game you still think about?

@kunley_drukpa Best part of India is the North East. Sadly very few people know of it.

You have been offered a one way flight to India. You are not allowed to decline this offer. You are given $2000 spending money and have to stay in India for one year before you are allowed to leave. You can only stay in one region the entire time. Which region are you staying in?

@elonmusk Even half the police force r non native french 🤣. But on second thought the amount of shit France has done to African countries..they had it coming n deserve it.

Problems in Paris

@Malay4Product @grok @grok link to the one dancing on the railway tracks of hanoi

@Malay4Product @grok please give me links of indians dancing in public in foreign countries.

Disagree. I’ve traveled enough places to know every culture celebrates loudly in its own way. Italians on winery tours. Russians on Goa beaches at 2 AM. American sports fans. Chinese tour groups with megaphones at the Louvre. Brazilians at Carnival. Spanish at La Tomatina. Nigerians at Owambe parties throwing cash for hours. Saudis at weddings. The only question is whether they’re hurting anyone. This is a Gujarati group dancing on the tarmac after landing. They look like they just finished a destination wedding or trip. They’re not blocking the runway. Not hurting anyone. Not being rude to staff. Not damaging property. The plane has already landed. 16 seconds of joy. Calling this the reason Indians face racism abroad gives racists too much credit. Racism existed before viral videos. Black, Asian, Arab, African, Latino people all face it. The common factor isn’t loud celebrations. It’s being non-white in white-majority spaces. The fact of the matter is that the Indians complaining are usually upper-middle-class folks who’ve adopted Western norms of restraint, now embarrassed when working-class or middle-class Indians celebrate in their own way. That Gujarati family probably saved for years to take this trip. Their joy is genuine. The reason we get stereotyped is beyond a simple dance. Visa scams. Fake university rackets. Caste discrimination in Western workplaces. Treating hotel staff badly. Haggling with small businesses on trips. Loud dancing isn’t on that list. Confident cultures don’t shrink themselves to avoid racism. Italians don’t apologise for being Italian. Spaniards don’t tone down. We, Indians shouldn’t either. Let the family enjoy their moment.

@Malay4Product @grok @grok more links please

@iNikhilsaini They think the whole world watches bollywood and r big fans of this kind of shit.

Only question: why can’t we just act normal when we’re abroad? Foreign jaate hi sabka dance kyun bahr ane lagta hai ? Why do we feel the need to stand out everywhere across the globe? Everyone else is sitting quietly and enjoying the moment, but our people somehow have to pull out a full Chaiyya Chaiyya performance.

@its_Lynx1 Take care of ur dental health. Copper scrap.water floss. Mastic gum.. etc.

I’m 20.Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible

@Sierra_rak Its like the heights of what conceited society can be. Surgery coupons on bdays n shit.

Omg Korea is soooo savage. My friend failed her job interview in Korea and she said it's because she was overweight... apparently, the interviewer said "if you can't even manage your fat, how will you manage a job?" WTHHHHH Do they really say those things straight up to the job applicants?

@Airaxora Not me...but I guy I knew got into an accident n lost a leg from the hip down on the spot.

What's the fastest way you've ever lost weight?

@Tuluminati888 @grok please verify this about synthetic Vitamin D and tell us the truth.

⚠️ Let’s break down the synthetic Vitamin D scam (again—for those still sipping the Kool-Aid) Because it isn’t a vitamin. It’s a toxic pharmaceutical rebranded as health. Don’t be fooled by the name. ⤵️

@therealmaf_ Her p***y was loose n he wanted a grip. 🤷‍♂️

My husband and I have been happily married for 14 years. Our sex life was always passionate and satisfying until six months ago, when he suddenly became obsessed with anal sex. At first he asked gently. Then the requests became constant. He bought me expensive gifts, whispered, “I don’t want to get it from outside; I want it from my own wife,” and promised it would feel good. I told him honestly that I had never done it, I was scared of prolapse, and I wanted to keep my body healthy. But he kept pushing. One night, while we were making love and I was lost in pleasure, he suddenly positioned himself behind me.

@ValueWithPrem Indians will always find a way to circumvent the system. Thats y u jes cant have nice things. Next the driver will take a photo n then a bribe thats probably 50% of the service charge. Zomato will never know unless thry stsrt putting live cams on drivers..lol.

I have heard of a Zomato loophole which is so simple, terrifying and Zomato should be losing sleep over it A person orders 1 roti on Zomato. ₹40. Then he calls the restaurant directly 6 rotis, paneer butter masala, malai chaap, dal makhani, gulab jamun and pays them on UPI. Tells the restaurant to pack everything with that 1 roti Zomato order. The Zomato rider picks it up. Delivers home. No clue that ₹1,200 of food is riding shotgun with a ₹40 order. He’s using Zomato’s app. Zomato’s rider. Zomato’s entire logistics network and paying zero commission on 90% of his bill. It’s cheaper than booking directly from Porter and restaurant. The restaurant loves it. Full margin, no 25 to 30% Zomato cut. The customer loves it. No platform fee. No surge. No GST on the hidden portion. Zomato? Quietly subsidising the entire operation. And here’s the part nobody’s talking about this isn’t one rogue customer. Restaurants are in on it. They may be whispering this tip to regulars to keep them off the app. If this spreads, the unit economics of food delivery don’t just dip they bleed out from the inside. Zomato needs to plug this loophole. This is exploitation of the system. Zomato MUST do something to stop this. Have you seen this happening in your area?

@DrJesseMorse @pepfessions If the only negative is gonna kill u faster in the long run. Why even use it.

@pepfessions It’s actually the only negative thing talked about regarding Reta What about all the other markers that you may not have been tracking? @drjessemorse/note/p-198830784?r=ntnvf&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">substack.com/@drjessemorse/…

Switched from tirzepatide to retatrutide expecting magic. Got the same weight loss but my resting heart rate climbed from 62 to 84 and stayed there for 3 months. Reta is not tirz plus. It's a different beast and nobody talks about the cardiovascular load.

@shome_rajarshi Told my fren about the Visa update. And his reaction was the race card straight away. "They jes want white people to fck their 15 yrd old". No reflection..no logical analysis. He is rite even hoes have the rite to choose who to have s*x with.

This may seem harsh but Indian men are a total embarrasment on the roads in a foreign country. Indians uncles are disgusting in appearance and behaviour. Skinny arms, big pot belly, terrible clothes, dirty teeth and bad body odour. Most of them just come to drink and fuck cheap whores in Thailand. The country is beautiful and nobody gets to make it look bad. Japan looks far more classy than Thailand because there are hardly any Indians in Tokyo and Osaka. You may not see the problem because you are surrounded by ugly people around you in India. Improve your food habits, hit the gym, get a good hair cut, reduce belly fat, invest in good clothes and look clean. You command respect when you look good and take care of yourself.

@OnlyFrens11 @BLouu Yes and the seatbelt sign is switched on by the pilots wen we r about to hit a stormy 1.

@Snappykash @BLouu No. Not every cloud has a “storm in there”.

Why we gotta wear seatbelts on a plane wtf we gon hit a cloud??

@VikramAadtiyaYT Lol..tell that to Pete Davidson.

The simple answer is looks. U can't be a fuck boy without good looks

@MasteringStylez Basically all the diff types of shirts ever invented for men.

The 5 SEXIEST shirts that MEN can wear: