Matt makes bad choices

@mauddweeb I've been around small-minded people that scream about enforcing the law without the curiosity to understand it all my life. Similar approach to morality. Appeal to authority trap. Have fun with yourself.

@Snauze Nope sorry we will be enforcing the law

Why wouldn’t you want ICE at polling places? I thought illegal immigrants didn’t vote. Don’t you want ICE where immigrants wouldn’t be?

@PolitiBunny For a thought experiment on birth certificates, Trump was born in Queens. Checked getting a birth certificate there, they use Vitalchek. My red leaning rural county uses a homegrown system probably built for compliance; the appointments are in like a M365 online spreadsheet.

@PolitiBunny The only election that really gains traction here is presidential ones, making it more difficult to vote in federal elections is not only fundamentally wrong, it'll have downstream effects that will further disenfranchise the base of the Republican party in areas like mine

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

@DHSgov Yall having fun scrambling to justify your every inane action? Since you brought attention to this case, why don't you release the investigated processes that led your crack agents tracking down this family that for all we know could have been leaving the country. Bet you won't.

This arrest of ILLEGAL ALIENS occurred yesterday on March 22, 2026 — BEFORE ICE officers were deployed to airports to bolster TSA efforts. ICE officers arrested Angelina Lopez-Jimenez and Wendy Godinez-Lopez at the San Francisco International Airport. These illegal aliens had a final removal order of removal from an immigration judge since 2019. While being escorted to the international terminal for processing, Lopez-Jimenez attempted to flee and resisted law enforcement officers. ICE is working as quickly as possible to repatriate the family unit to their home country of Guatemala.

@mauddweeb If you're concerned about election integrity, maliciously prosecute after the fact. Incentive to keep the records emasculate. If it's a non-citizen humanely deport and ban re-entry for a period.

@mauddweeb For the same reason I don't want a three ring circus at the polls. Serious people have stuff to do and it's hard enough to get time to vote which is your unalienable right. I don't want to have to take work off for it let alone endure a bunch of clowns taking my time.

Additional raw footage from new angle. 👇 This woman is U.S. citizen traveling with her young daughter—according to witness who filmed video. She could not prove her citizenship to satisfaction of the agents—and was violently taken into ICE custody. San Francisco Airport

Weren’t you celebrating the bombs and going on national tv saying the IRGC hides in schools and hospitals I’m confused

Trump is literally proposing the same exact plan that President Obama already had in place before Trump ended it.

@SenRickScott @elonmusk This isn't the first time Elon has offered to pay for something, he doesn't have a good history of following through. Might make people feel better about the situation if you'd pass a clean TSA bill or use any of the machinations available to you besides fake outrage.

Thank you, @elonmusk for stepping up to help hardworking TSA personnel while Democrats refuse to pay them. It’s heartbreaking to see these families suffer because they’re a pawn in Dems’ games.

@MarkBrooksArt yo

Got shadow banned and have no idea why. This site is a mess. If you’re seeing this let me know.

A different type of enforcement.

@kattnotwilliams He's describing himself and his actions. The fear people feel when being forced to interact with the police is lost on his selfish soul. Afroman didn't destroy the community's trust in him, he did. Go back to the child's table and stay out of public service.

Oof!! This wasn't captured in the media broadcast. Witness Justin Cooley starts speaking directly to Afroman and Afroman responds🔥 #AfromanTrial

FROST: We asked Pam Bondi multiple times, are you going to come and speak with us under oath? She would not say yes. We want her under oath because we do not trust her. Why don't we trust her? Because she's a liar.

@aburkhartlaw I just watched the cross examine of the cop's ex-wife. The dumb mother fucker started it off with "you never sought a protective order from your ex-husband" and she was like "no I did immediately after the divorce". Good god the buffoonery.

The case should have never gone to trial, the judge tried his hardest to steer the verdict, and still the case was so bad the Adams County cop plaintiffs somehow found a way to take embarrassingly bad Ls on every possible dimension of losing.

If the Afroman trial is proving anything, it's that cops can lie about you on their police reports and get qualified immunity, but if you write a sarcastic song about cops, they'll sue you for it because they are weak spined cowards.

@kattnotwilliams Yes. The man is a genius of purpose or circumstance. Everybody already knows the jingles. They play everywhere, there's no escape from this shame except for acceptance and singing along. Thank you for pointing this out hahaha

Wait - could one request Under the Boardwalk at Karaoke and just do Lemon Pound Cake instead?

I do. And the only way to see the video for Smack My Bitch Up was to stay up until 1 AM to watch a heavily censored version of it on MTV so here it is uncensored. So good.