Ignatius J Reilly
781 posts
He can't ask this question without the context of how his 8 year old did that.
The fact that he hasn't told people if it was mistake or the kid did it on purpose, means he doesn't think people need to factor that in when deciding a punishment.
That's a very bad dad..
кєνín@notcee_fan
What’s an appropriate punishment when your 8 year old cracks your 75 inch screen?
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You don’t hear much about Taylor Swift anymore
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never forget that Luke Akehurst, while dogged and single-minded, is entirely stupid
Rosalynd Southern@rv_southern
Lol
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Dear Labour: if you pay me £100,000 I will delete this 2022 clip of Starmer panicking when asked who should play up front for England
Dan Bloom@danbloom1
Labour is paying a comms agency to find influencers who can promote Keir Starmer’s cost-of-living message The creators are hand-picked “micro-influencers” with fewer than 20,000 followers, who (411 believes) have a more engaged and targeted audience By @bethanymrd
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@BanditNanna If a band has a 20th anniversary rerelease with five extra tracks or acoustic versions then Apple Music have decided there’s no need to host the original version of the album. I don’t think these apps are ran by music fans.
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Can't believe it. I crashed the Yaris because I was angrily contemplating @ZackPolanski and the damage he'll do to our society if he's elected PM. I hate my life!
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Just recorded a 🔥🔥🔥 podcast with @willmenaker and @ByYourLogic. I envy anyone who gets to listen to it.
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@dank_ackroyd Here’s one, and it’s appropriate to this video: Did you film this with a potato?
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Put your money away. For today ONLY. Three of my favourite phrases to say AND hear for ABSOLUTELY GRATIS FREE 😎🤫
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I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of one dead cunt.
Andrew Griffith MP@griffitha
@Telegraph Bank of England can have this design for free if they are out of ideas!
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@SteveDuffy6 @anon_opin Because there hasn’t been a vote of no confidence. But the mechanism exists.
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The primary advantage of the British political system over the American one is how much easier it is to remove a shit leader. When Truss crashed the economy she was gone within weeks. The poor Americans are stuck with Trump until 2028 no matter how much he fucks things up.
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I couldn't see why the referee pointed to the spot and the time, and having watched a number of replays I still can't see it now, and this woman is doing women in sport a disservice in my view.
Football on TNT Sports@footballontnt
This was the challenge that led to Arsenal’s penalty… do you think it was the right call? 🤔 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK
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My brother you couldn’t be more wrong. Al Pacino is a fruity little man.
LEO |ᴳᵒᵃᵗ🐐@my_8898
@zwrojpg Keep your agendas and sexuality to yourself. Al is the literal embodiment of testosterone and raw power. He is the original blueprint of masculine charisma that transcends any narrow category. He is on the throne, and his legacy is far beyond your comprehension. Dominance
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Tapper will be the first to enlist. wait for it.
Brendon B. Brendon@TheStatsRobot
Man the right wing media just multiple orgasms at the idea of American boots marching on a capitol. Blood, treasure, destruction and devastation makes them so horny.
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