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@fleshsimulator The S is symbolizes sex-having

Nigga u got Molested

@DiaspoidDoomer @DoomerTapes @fleshsimulator You'll be able to barter with whomever feels like making the robux that day

@DoomerTapes @fleshsimulator You're forgetting mobile game devs that make softcore cartoon porn games that feature gambling.

It's not your beliefs that we're mad at here, it's your personality

@WatcherontheWeb @bush_cat32 Oh, at around 220°C for 1200 centi-minutes

@WatcherontheWeb @bush_cat32 By mass unit conversions for our pals... 250 g Flour (All-Purpose, medium gluten. "chûrikiko"?) 14 g Baking Powder 12 g Sugar 6 g Salt 85 g Butter 175 mL Whole Milk (or Buttermilk)

アメリカの友人達へ！ 皆さん沢山のコメントをありがとうございました。 Shit on a Shingle を作ってみました。 チップドビーフは日本では購入できないので牛挽肉を使ってグレイビーを作りました。 盛り付けは米軍のメスキットw(1967年製)

@k6kd9d rmao

@CooperZurad Tub GRBL

Thinking about changing the name from Betta Wire to something more legible. Any ideas? It's a 4-axis, real time controlled, desktop WEDM machine that sits in an aquarium

@ihatejazzmusic @krus_chiki You don't even need the salt, you can just pretend to shake a salt shaker on your tongue after a sip and your brain will trick you

@krus_chiki can i like just put salt in a fucking coke and that's it?

“I put unsalted plain peanuts in an open cup of flat coke and it just tastes like peanuts in coke I don’t get it” <- some people are seriously saying this

@DeMepsche @Scearpo Peanut whiskey next?

@Scearpo Imma coke AND whiskey guy, coke AND peanuts guy. I enjoy the sweet/savory taste pairing BECAUSE they’re separate

This just tastes like peanuts and Coca Cola. I cannot believe you retards fooled the Japanese and therefore me into trying this.

@panacolorTH20 Now Mario is a bullet-hell

修理中。ようやくラスター復活。 ここから折り返し、調整沼です。

@gnomechild19 @conan_esq Hardened by the Flames of A Thousand Roasts

@conan_esq Rolling up to the jobsite in these must feel amazing

@meprogrammerguy @tanomuzeA Hippopototato!!

犬に見えるか、 猫に見えるかでキッパリ割れる芋

@roikfbuwgc254 It's difficult to talk about openly. ☠

こんなでかいチーズを作る巨大な牛がアメリカにいるってこと？

@vxunderground VERY stinky

@funcoincidences @TonyMichaelX There's gold in every head for those with the rocks to see

@TonyMichaelX No one has looked at a black person and thought "Ya know, aside from the mud huts and mental retardation being their norm, they're probably delicious."

We wuz hot dogs

@kaeruZangyo Americans have bad diets, to make liquid 💩. Combine this and loose-woven fabric, we don't need to take off our pants anymore. It's just convenience technology 😌

アメリカ人はトイレでズボンを脱がないのですね💩 日本ではズボンを脱ぎます💩 ⠀ アメリカのルールを覚えました。 ご協力に感謝します👍✨

@NoticerCat18155 @uncledoomer Incredible commercials too, with Tommy Ree Jones

@uncledoomer Boss coffee and pocari sweat are amazing. I probably had 30 of each.

buddy you have no idea

@obfuscated_D This gave me a good pucker, thanks chief.

Careful with sheet metal. It can show you parts you’d rather not see (warning: mild gore, also I’m okay)

@chimpsimulator @fleshsimulator Bipper like a wind sock

@fleshsimulator Shooting myself with the kidney stone gun in increasing doses until my urethra is calloused and I feel no pain like a king building immunity to poisoning

One of my most regrettably unfilmable video ideas was the Kidney Stone Gun

@DayDreamHetero What if the poin had a nipple on it

Do recovering porn addicts who make it their whole identity carry around chips to mark how long they haven’t looked at porn like in AA?