She callin me Daddy, im somebody father

I ain’t never post these pictures for Christmas smh bullshittin. I hope yall like em a week later

My kids had to explain to me what a “two man” is whole time I thought it was a 3 sum with 2 niggas. Y’all I fear I am as old as my kids say I am.

When ppl said the professionalism talks were rooted in coonin ppl said they were exaggerating

The show is called Every Brilliant Thing, and the math on why Daniel Radcliffe is doing it tells you everything about how wealth actually works. Radcliffe earned roughly $95 million from the Harry Potter franchise between ages 11 and 21. His parents set up a holding company called Gilmore Jacobs Ltd. to manage the money. UK Companies House filings show it held £96.3 million in net assets as of early 2024, growing by an estimated £500,000 per month from investment returns alone. That's approximately $7.6 million per year in passive income before he picks up a script. The Broadway numbers are small by comparison. The Hudson Theatre seats 970. At a $144 average ticket price and 98% capacity, the show grosses about $137,000 per performance. Eight shows a week puts weekly gross around $1.1 million. A lead actor's Broadway salary tops out around $100,000-150,000 per week. Over a 13-week limited run, Radcliffe's total take from Every Brilliant Thing is probably $1.3 to $2 million. His investment portfolio generates that in roughly two months of doing nothing. So why is he on 44th Street spending 20 minutes before every show handing out numbered cue cards, recruiting strangers to play his dad and his wife, then performing 85 minutes straight with no intermission, no co-stars, and a different audience every night? Because at $110 million in net worth with a 35-year compounding runway behind him, the returns on career capital now exceed the returns on financial capital. Every role like this, every Tony (he won last year for Merrily We Roll Along), every five-star review builds the résumé that keeps him working on exactly the projects he wants for the next 40 years. Radcliffe said it himself: "I want to be able to keep finding reasons to come back to Broadway for as long as I am physically capable of doing so." The guy who got rich playing a wizard figured out the one thing most wealthy people never learn: once the portfolio compounds on its own, the optimal move is to spend your time on work that compounds your reputation instead.

If you told me one player in the NFL thought that CTE didn't exist, and you gave me one guess to guess who it was... I would've gotten it right

@falsepritense @Kels_At_Sea Happy birthday friend

Cheers to 34.

Running from an active shooter only to be killed by an active shooter in uniform. I hate it here so much.

A lot of parents don't like to admit their kids might be abnormal in some areas cause they see it as a reflection on themselves. Very narcissistic and just makes things harder for the kid cause of their own ego.

Life is way too short to pretend you’re not into some freaky stuff

EL GRANDE AMERICANO IN TEARS AND KISSING BABIES AND HE ACCEPTS THE 2026 REY DE REYES SWORD THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO HIM MAN❤️ #AAAReyDeReyes

@thotzekage @BlackSupremeKai Damn I ain’t realize he was that tall 😂. Yeah nah he should be straight. I’m 6’2 and my wife is 5’2 so I ain’t no telling what height the girls are gonna be, they are big girls right now though

I’m 5’4 and my son’s father is 6’8 so I’d say he got like a 70% chance of being tall

Where’s Israel few year from now? L

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

YEARS ago some girl said E-40 blocked her because she said he raps like he’s tryna keep jello from falling out his mouth and I just— 😭😂😂😭😩😂😩😂😩😭😩😭😩😂😩😂😩😂😩😂😩😭😩😩😭😩😭😩😭😩😭😂😩😂😩😂😩😭😩😭😩😭😩😭😩😭😩😭😩😂😩😂😩😂😩😂😩😂😩😭😩😭😩😩😭

@jack Aye Jack shut yo bitch ass up

five words. 20 years. unfinished.

ur religion prohibits YOU!! from those things. it does not prohibit ME!!! at all!!!!

today at work this guy said "is it ok if I wait at the bar until a hot blonde walks in?" & I said sure & laughed like he was joking, then a blonde actually walks in & he winks at me, introduces himself to her, & she rolled her eyes & kissed him.. it was his wife & that made my day

pra quem não tem filho, vou explicar: esse aqui é o vingadores guerra infinita dos bebês

Had to block someone today for not understanding this simple point. We don’t have to agree with everything Afroman has personally done or even endorse his political ideology to acknowledge that police wrongfully raided his house, and the video roasting them was funny.

They should’ve given this guy some kinda medal or something for this.