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CHUCK NORRIS will be a huge miss but the Walker Texas Ranger/Conan O'Brian bit is immortal.

@HAPPYG96547476 @Seeitoldye @rocknrollofall Our comments were about this solo only, not a general comment on Prince's abilities.

@Seeitoldye @SnookerJudge @rocknrollofall Snooker and Steve: “average, barely good” Miles Davis: “Prince is a genius”. Surely we are going to pay attention to you. I mean who is this Miles Davis guy anyway ?

Prince with literally the greatest 'hold my beer' moment of all time. I'm out of words.

Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.

@HangBlaa @BobGolen Someone else has got it I think. The key is to see that White's Rook is under threat from Black's King and White's King is blocking the Queen from reaching Row 8. One move solves both those problems.

@SnookerJudge @BobGolen 1. Q d7 should do it?

White's move. Mate in two.

@HangBlaa @BobGolen Black King could take Rook instead?

@BobGolen 1. Q d6 R x N 2. Q f8 mate

@scar2wavy Confirming his masculinity is only skin deep, what a pussy. Just laugh it off FFS.

@bullTat2 @TheDeshVeer @Kick_Champ Haven't seen a lot of him but it seems he doesn't have the 'rizz' to back up the looks. A bit awkward and spergy but trying to fake an Andrew Tate-type persona.

@SnookerJudge @TheDeshVeer @Kick_Champ she was really drunk tho she is gonna be embarrassed. this situation sucks. Clavicular is cringe man

Clavicular had a girl ARRESTED after she randomly SLAPPED him in the club 😳

@TheDeshVeer @Kick_Champ You can tell she still wants to f*ck him. The hand on his shoulder after the slap is a giveaway.

@Kick_Champ One slap, and it turned into an arrest 😳 But this new clip shows what really happened from a clearer view

Ronnie just hit a 153 break

@Math_files The barman obviously had a good knowledge of chemistry as well to misinterpret the order as Hydrogen Peroxide. A good illustration of how tough the job market is for well-educated people.

Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.

@ayeshahazarika You shouldn’t be proud of this, it’s extreme and wrong and not where public opinion is at all

@Mr_Husky1 When the tweet reads like one of these posters it's almost certainly bollocks

I’m a big guy. I’ve been lifting weights for ten years. I look intimidating, I guess. I was at Planet Fitness doing bench presses. I noticed a kid in the corner. He was maybe 16, really overweight. He was looking around like he was terrified someone was going to laugh at him. He walked over to the dumbbells, picked up the lightest ones, and did a few awkward curls. He stopped, looked in the mirror, and hung his head. He was about to leave. He looked like he was about to quit before he even started. I racked my weights and walked over to him. He flinched when he saw me coming. He thought I was going to make fun of him. 'Hey man,' I said. He looked down. 'I’m leaving, sorry.' 'No,' I said. 'I was just gonna say, your form is a little off. You’re gonna hurt your back.' I picked up a weight. 'Tuck your elbows. Like this. Slow down.' He copied me. 'There you go,' I grinned. 'That’s the muscle working.' We trained together for an hour. I showed him the ropes. At the end, he wiped the sweat off his forehead. 'I almost walked out,' he admitted. 'I felt stupid.' 'We all started somewhere,' I told him. 'I used to be 50 pounds heavier than you. The only bad workout is the one you didn't do.' He’s been my gym partner for six months now. He’s down 40 pounds. Strength isn't about how much you can lift. It’s about lifting others up with you. Anonymous

If this comes to pass, everyone will see how much of a strength diversity isn't.

@MoroseJerk That's the logical way to read it as asterisks are generally used to censor swear words.

I genuinely thought they meant he shit himself what the fuck is wrong with me

@GaryAnd52713996 Has to be Indy. All 3 films were great and all 3 came out in the 80s.

Greatest Eighties franchise movies?

John Cleese has now reached the third panel of the comic.

@ellymelly @RupertLowe10 @Nigel_Farage Yes, a lot on the right perceive Farage as controlled opposition who won't take the action on immigration that they want him to take. Maybe Lowe won't either but at least he's talking tougher.

I'm NOT in the UK, so please don't tear me limb-from-limb. Is the @RupertLowe10 / @Nigel_Farage split serious??? I don't mean between them personally. I heard that story 🫣 I mean between the VOTING BASE?

What did people expect Banksy to look like? Dean Martin? Ffs.

@anon_opin It's 20% funny jokes wrapped in 80% cringe

Mrs Brown's Boys isn't THAT bad. Yes, it's crass, low brow and appeals to the lowest common denominator. But if you give it a real chance there is the odd funny moment. Actors' chemistry is good as well, albeit it helps as they're all family in real life.

@mistressdivy We use pounds as well, you should pick on France or Germany.

do you think british guys take their girlfriends to kilogram town?