Solid Gold Robot (pronouns: beep / boop)

@catturd2 In a state of anticipatory delight.

What state will you be voting for Trump in?

@LibertyCappy It's really bothering me that there's no period at the end of that sentence.

@SydneyLWatson Joe typed Hunter's account number in wrong...

How the fuck do you "accidentally" transfer 239 million dollars?

@LibertyCappy When (perceived) oppressor / oppressed is the only moral metric in your toolbox, the gulags are coming...

@LibertyCappy So far... I mean... maybe we give it another try?

@GigaBasedDad How bout: Go to work. Build a business. Cash flow assets. Blaze a trail. Do what you love so every day is a vacation. Get married and have children so you can live.

@LibertyCappy I found a better picture of Christian extremism for you:

If you have a small MAGA account say hi so I can follow you! We all started at 0. I want to help as many as I can to grow and spread the MAGA message. It will take all of us to combat the Dems message and make sure every voter possible votes for President Trump! I am voting early and in person in Virginia 🇺🇸 Trump 2024

@ggreenwald Ah, Brazil...

Brazil's authoritarian censorship judge, Alexandre de Moraes, is explicitly threatening to ban the use of X in the entire country unless it makes available representatives physically in the country (whom he threatened to arrest) and censors more in compliance with his orders.

@DefiantLs Carrot Top and Mickey Rourke have not aged well...

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see these two?

@LibertyCappy What is "I want to live on a farm with black people" code for? Oh, wait... they'll say that means you want to reinstate slavery.

@michaelmalice She seems like a nice lady.

my favorite thing about RFK endorsing Trump is knowing Cheryl Hines will spend the next two months in a perpetual hell time to up those SSRIs, Churl!

@LibertyCappy Also... Red Pill = No Dental Plan

@stepfanie INTJ all the way.

efficiency is my love language

@LibertyCappy @MrColionNoir

@ThugLifeSproul So, you're trying to spite your face?

“As an evangelical abolitionist I’m staying home this November. I don’t like Roe v Wade or communism or open borders or dudes in my daughter’s locker room or $600 groceries, but we gotta teach Trump a lesson.”

@DefiantLs #kamalanomics

This might be their greatest ad yet.

@w_terrence How does someone so dumb become so rich?

Mark Cuban is excited for Kamala Harris to be President. He will do whatever it takes to make sure she’s elected He believes that Trump and Elon will ruin America but him and Kamala Will save America What’s your thoughts?

today i learned i’ve been sleeping on the 3” short (and off-brand Windex isn’t actually streak-free)

@thevivafrei @MarkHamill

What exactly is @MarkHamill doing here?