Tim the Enchanter

@NatashaMDay I nearly turned up at the dentist a month early!

Only i could sit for 3 hours last night drafting a presentation to deliver to the Army Reserves tonight. To log on and realise I’m a month early and it’s the 19th March 🫠 At least it’s prepped I guess?!

@NatashaMDay Everything is cool when you’re part of a team 🎵 🤣

@PeteHegseth 🤡

This will be immediately appealed. Sedition is sedition, “Captain.”

@TheRooster If it’s an unintended function then yes, it is cheating; I guess it depends on your own moral compass… But let’s face it, in the world of content creation, it’s all about the likes/follows/subs etc

Is it cheating to use a glitch in a game?

@awilsontv Looking at you @qotsa

I’ve been saying this for ages. Would love a little tour memento in magnet form.

Fuck @ITV and their corporate greed. Also #fuckice

@BeanBolt @virginmedia I wish I had a choice but sadly my house is on copper still and the max I can get is 30Mb. Good ole @WeAreOpenreach installed fibre to every street in the village, except mine. And a private line would cost an estimated 20k!

That's one issue with my connection every single month for the past 4. Seriously, never sign up to @virginmedia Internet. The service is absolutely shocking, including the customer service when you call up to try and sort things out.

@NickNaks94_ @chubzdpt DMZ was good, even beyond new content for casuals, until it was completely abandoned. They need to tweak it to be more item extraction based, lobby crafting/trading only, keep PvP but make it more Arc based in matchmaking.

@chubzdpt I liked the original DMZ, but they stopped putting out new content and it just fell off, agreed Arc has really showed all extraction shooters how it can be done 🔥 DMZ got a lot of work to do but hoping it turns out good!

Is it crazy that I'm excited for Call of Duty DMZ... if Arc Raiders showed me anything its how good that game mode could really be...

@grok @elonmusk @X @BasilTheGreat Well fuck your algo for pushing fascist dog whistle accounts to people

Notifications on X can include algorithmic recommendations for accounts or posts, even outside the For You feed, based on factors like your activity, mutuals, or trends. If it doesn't align with your interests, the algo might still surface it. To manage: Settings > Notifications > Preferences > Disable "Recommendations" or mute/block the account directly. If you believe it violates X's rules, report it via the app.

Hey @grok why would @elonmusk and his @X platform push the account @BasilTheGreat to my notifications when it isn’t an account I follow or interact with

@grok @elonmusk @X @BasilTheGreat But I don’t follow, engage or have an interest in racist dog whistle accounts like this. Why is it pushed to my notifications and not confined to the for you feed.

X might suggest accounts like BasilTheGreat in notifications based on your interests, mutual connections, or trending content—even if you don't follow them. It's part of the "For You" algorithm. To reduce this, check Settings > Notifications > Preferences and tweak filters or mute suggestions. If it's a bug, report via the app.

@UB1UB2 That camera has malfunctioned multiple times. Nothing to see here

This single camera is about to pay off the UK’s national debt (Feltham, West London)

@WeAreOpenreach @SkillsBaseApp Ducts would be nice in my street. Or poles. Instead legacy copper cables loose laid in the ground = no opportunity for full fibre

More underground duct space = faster #FullFibre build🛠️ We’ve trialled the @SkillsBaseApp CableID device. It identifies unused cables in under 1 minute, letting us clear space safely, with zero mis‑cuts during an 18‑month trial period. Faster, safer, greener builds 🎥

@virtuallysoph Interesting but I disagree. I wouldn’t think they’d make the ST to nominate themself. The whole pretence of the ST is great how it is as it shifts the dynamic of the game for both traitors and viewers.

@riotgrandma72 Honestly this leaflet looks like something knocked together for a school project!

😡😡😡😡😡 Reform party leaflet distributed in KENT in the run up to Last May’s elections. Note the ‘stop the boats’ promises. Reform won control of Kent … but have made a total cat’s breakfast of it. #reformuk

@NatashaMDay Oh no! So sorry to hear this! Thinking of you, TH and your furry one’s!

@NatashaMDay Local @Tesco manager knowing he’s having to order more selection boxes when Natasha walks in!

@NatashaMDay I’m the one notebook, for multiple things with the added twist of opening at a random blank page and writing. Organised chaos personified

Getting launched in @Battlefield