Sometimes We Mean It

My kids don’t have a boogyman, they have stories about my childhood neighbor, Billy. Billy was two chronological years older than me and he left a lasting imprint. Billy facts: 1. I met Billy when he was 7 and I was 5 years old. Thread, 1/?

@SolomonKingsto9 But Teddy Roosevelt was cool and not a cognitively impaired octogenarian in a diaper.

Teddy Roosevelt literally had a boxing ring at the White house and would hold fights that he participated in until he got injured and his wife made him stop.

@GeoTalkX @FoxNews [giant fart noise]

@FoxNews Even deep blue NYC is chanting NYPD! NYPD! outside Mamdani’s mansion 😂 The radical left has finally pushed normal New Yorkers too far.

“NYPD! NYPD!” chants rang through a crowd outside Gracie Mansion on Tuesday night as protesters thanked New York police officers for keeping the city safe. The crowd was gathered out NYC Mayor Mamdani's residence to call for Governor Hochul to remove him from office, citing his perceived failure to address rising radicalization and antisemitism.

@realJoelFischer @gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 your’re dumb

Bro, your AI Photoshop of Trump on the Missouri is pure copium. Trump just strong-armed Iran into a deal to end the fighting and reopen the Strait of Hormuz after they got wrecked — gas prices dropping, no endless war, America winning. That’s not surrender, George. That’s called leverage + results. You’ve been screaming ‘Trump is finished’ since 2016 while he keeps delivering. Sit down, professional PANICAN man. Your whole brand is just salty memes 😂😂

nice job @realDonaldTrump

@RepNancyMace This you?

Your mental illness is not our reality. We shouldn't have to worry about men in our daughters' bathrooms.

@Pro__Trading @janetbstevens Are you actually retarded?

@janetbstevens Does that give him a higher freedom of speech than Jaxson Dart?

Democrats are crying over Jaxson Dart, but had no problem with Steve Kerr going on political diatribes for the last 5 years after the games.

@megynkelly @SenAdamSchiff 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuck all the way off with your hand wringing.

Omg you are so inappropriate. Shame on you @SenAdamSchiff

@BasedMikeLee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pray for President Trump. Not sure what’s happening. But whatever issue brought him back to Washington must be serious.

@RepNancyMace This you?

@YossiGoldstein8 So, you’re just dumb, huh?

If we had X in 1944.

@EricSpracklen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is not the same man I voted for. I honestly can’t even recognize him anymore. An absolutely disgusting betrayal. MAGA boomers please wake up, PRESIDENT TRUMP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU.

@tnsenategop Glad the dumbest people on earth will have an even louder voice.

Tennessee Republican lawmakers today proposed a new congressional map to ensure our state's representation in Washington reflects our conservative values.

@ShannonMFHill en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Security_…

We had a black president for eight years and not one white racist Republican redneck took a shot at him. Ever.

@Timcast 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are so dumb

Democrats have just voted to end democracy under the guise that other states do it too Agreed You're all fascists

@ManhattanMingle Please be less gullible

Zohran Mamdani is now randomly knocking on doors and demanding to inspect peoples homes. This is communism.

@wrathoconn @em_Lazzy No, it literally doesn’t, you fucking idiot.

@em_Lazzy Like it's not sus that someone bought the Vance/Kirk url domain name three days after Charlie was Murdered ?! That prove premeditation.

Erika Kirk is running for President in 2028. That's what all of this is about. This is a soft launch. That's why this is important!!

@LangmanVince 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pete Hegseth will now go down as the best Secretary of Defense since WWII, and possibly ever!

@GuntherEagleman @HQNewsNow You dumb motherfucker 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@HQNewsNow This is a lie.

Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following: $510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research $82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated) $61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated) $240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated) $659 million - Community building grants $47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated) $449 million - Economic development grants for communities $1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA) $993 million - Scientific research and technology standards $150 million - Support for American exports and trade $2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs $8.5 billion - Funding for public schools $1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated) $2.7 billion - College access and higher education support $15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects $1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated) $1.1 billion - Scientific research funding $386 million - Environmental cleanup programs $150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research $4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated) $768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance $819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children $775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated) $5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention $5 billion - Medical research (NIH) $129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research $356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response $1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants $707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure $52 million - Airport and transportation security $40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats $53 million - Funding for homeland security operations $3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated) $1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated) $393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness $529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated) $489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities $50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated) $60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws $58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated) $45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated) $1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety $20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated) $1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated) $395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated) $234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs $101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws $46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad $2 billion - International humanitarian aid $1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated) $4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs $2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships $642 million - International economic and treasury programs $315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad $486 million - Grants for public transit projects $4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure $372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities $145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure $204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities $1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement $100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated) $1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection $2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds $90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated) $3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research $297 million - NASA technology innovation programs $1.1 billion - International Space Station operations $143 million - STEM education programs $309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs $170 million - Small Business Administration operations $158 million - Loans for small businesses

@WUTangKids @ImBreckWorsham All the dumb dumbs are finally awake because gas got too high

You know MAGA is dead when this is the scene right now at The Villages in Florida for No Kings

@Feetguy153035 @adamcarolla Feetguy153035 has spoken LOLOLOLOLOLOL

@adamcarolla This fuck head is using Donald Trump to sell tickets. Nobody cares about this dumb fuck who hasn't had a hit in 30 years..

I always knew he was a douche

@ClayTravis You are retarded

Erika Kirk’s husband was assassinated in September. It’s March & a black comedian is putting on white face & mocking her in a video. Honest question, if a prominent black leader had been assassinated & a white comedian put on blackface & mocked his widow, what would happen?