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@LezbianPoIice @zombiejerusalem B**** what did I do

@zombiejerusalem women want to fuck with me all the time. Actually I can get a date pretty easy, they always agree w me but ok sure yeah, the weirdo with the creepy cartoon fetish knows about lesbian dynamics- oh wat, you only fuck men in wigs.

I can’t wait for the ‘mean lesbian’ thing to fucking die already, like sorry girlies but being an asshole isn’t cute and it won’t make women want to fuck you. It doesn’t work for men, and it doesn’t work for us either.

Bottoms used to help you put condoms on now they just hit their vape and check tiktok

@markgadala Looks like shit

Marvel meets The Office The era of "AI slop" is officially over.

people are so uncultured now that theyre confused about what kind of political creature clavicular is. it's simple, he's an Evil Gay Guy

@CollinRugg He's killing it

Grinning Canadian author films a video of himself dancing in the snow to ‘cheer people up’ after 8 people were murdered by a trans person in Canada. Gurdeep Pandher, a “positivity” author, used the opportunity to dance and promote his magazine. “A wave of sorrow ripples through Canada, both in news and on dinner tables. Hearts are heavy, emotions raw and shared openly. Yet in our darkest hours, joy emerges as both balm and mental medicine—a light that heals what words cannot. In that spirit, I offer this video…” he said. “This winter, I brought to life something that has lived in my imagination for years—the first annual print edition of The Gurdeep Magazine.” Total freak.

There's a reason 99% of men feel this way but I don't think you guys are ready to hear why

I don’t know what any of that means

This show is cool …just don’t ask what the creator is doing right now

@meepsthemutt It was either that or join ice

If you ended a relationship and realized they didn't go looking for another person, didn't go out partying, but instead started running, training, taking care of themselves, and distancing themselves from everyone so they could overcome themselves... I'm sorry to tell you that they truly did love you. And I'm sorry to say you let a very good person slip away, one you won't find again... not even in another lifetime.

@Miskruier @htmljones White South African

@htmljones Lordy no. Way too much for me. I can't bear so much make-up. Skin can't breathe.

ur median transsexual woman (yes even including the 4channer you made up in your head) is about 20% less misogynist than the median c1s woman and 50% less misogynist than any given transsexual man

How hard is it to understand I hate you? I've been very clear

@htmljones I will simply be quiet

3000 lesbians can be wrong

Found you

Alex Jones unintentionally explains the plot of Neon Genesis Evangelion

@redrum_panda @femmemancer You should try it on the buff ones

the real REAL answer is because сis women get two decades of experience slowly learning the rules and refining their style before they’re expected to have it together, but when trans women come out we expect them to do it in a month. like what are we doing here.

Warren Buffett is spiritually Chinese btw. This is why Chinese dads throw The Snowball and Intelligent Investor at their kids the moment they can read and bedtime stories are all about compound interest and how he turned around See’s Candies. Warren even had 2 wives. Ancient Chinese trait! Tempted his children with money for his own vanity, knowing he would NOT give them a cent - extremely Chinese. Even Bruce Lee wasn’t as spiritually Chinese as Warren Buffett but most Chinese are not ready for that discussion. (He was 1 quarter European) While Bruce was pursuing a Christian and White style expansion of his thought processes and films in his Faustian bargain for fame, Warren was Confucianist and Han in his capital accumulation. True story. For being spiritually White in his actions, the Hong Kong mafia sent an assassin to give Lee the death touch while he was in a hotel room with his illicit lover. Not even a concubine! An affair. Meanwhile to preserve familial peace, Warren’s first wife finds his second wife for him. Benevolence. Righteousness. Chinese. Now consider how it was a Chinaman who paid 4.6m to have dinner with Warren, not a WASP or even an Ashkenazi! I firmly believe my mother must have had lecherous thoughts about the local getai male singer because instead of starting my investment journey at 6, I simply grew up as an artistic little cunt. Be wary of the thoughts and actions one has when conceiving and gestating a child. I suspect Warren Buffett’s mother ate too much chop suey and egg rolls during her 2nd and 3rd trimesters. General Tso’s chicken perhaps. You are what you eat after all.

How can anyone afford to retire? My dad worked 25 years at the chemical factory Did all the right things Lived within his means, contributed to his retirement, and took on extra shifts And now, just one bad option trade I made from a strategy I learned from TikTok cut his 401k in half Now he can’t afford to retire or even buy his medicine Millions of others are in this exact same situation

Here he is. JD Etheridge, I still think about the heaven joke you told 10+ years ago in a small venue in Chapel Hill and bring it up on a regular basis