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@AnneWheaton This will never get old...

@tracyvwilson Because, like, you and Holly just get together and casually chat off the cuff about stuff that pops into your heads.

@tordotcom A Disney movie, of all things: Darby O'Gill and the Little People. The banshee. The death coach. The terror.

Time for a #morningquestion: What's one movie you watched as a kid that scarred you for life?

While traffic keeps getting worse, Metro's on time reliability keeps getting better.

Wait. There’s a planetarium in Arlington?

@Kika_GuideDog Such a good stay!

Learning how to cope with (& ignore!) distractions is a key part of my training as a #GuideDog. I have a feeling Dad is slightly taking the mickey with this one though! We’re back to the hustle & bustle of #London tomorrow, I have a feeling I’m going to miss my new friends 😋

@AdamTuss @nbcwashington And maybe people had zero trust that #wmata would be available after the game, so they made other plans to get home.

NEW: Metro says ridership after the normal 11:30pm closing time last night was about 1,000 people. So, basically that $100,000 down payment equaled about $100 for every Metro trip taken. @nbcwashington #wmata

@veschwab This is master level hilarious. Enjoy!

When you book a fancy tea for your parents, and fail to check the theme.

@HalpernAlex Oh no! That volcano in Hawaii is going to drown us all!

@Rainmaker1973 How do you find these things? So much awesome!

The hallway illusion: cover the middle and you go faster, cover the sides to slow down buff.ly/2IrcrQA

@Cmdr_Hadfield She is correct.

My granddaughter thinks socks don't have to match.

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@veschwab Truth!

Took 12 hours off, and had a major story breakthrough, proving that even a little rest goes a long way.

As always, the comments are the best part of the tweet. twitter.com/_youhadonejob1…

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Clearly, only arachnid-human hybrids are capable of becoming project managers. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob

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@HalpernAlex Any daily newspaper. Does that count?