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SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎
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SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎
@SoothSpider
Just a small jumping spider. I surface dots. You connect them. Z28.310 (Sorry, still behind on group DMs. DM directly if you need me.)
A Communist City, BC, Canada Katılım Kasım 2021
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The Carney Files. Canada's greatest embarrassment.
The Carney Files 🇨🇦@TheCarneyFiles
New name. Same receipts. This account used to be @defigirlxoxo. Today it’s @TheCarneyFiles. I’m posting my old profile and analytics below so you can see the journey. Two weeks ago this account had 4,500 followers. Today it has 16,900. Three million impressions. Posts reaching 400,000 people. And I didn’t spend a single dollar. I’m going to share my analytics below so you can see it for yourselves. I started this account because I found something in the public record that I couldn’t unsource. So I kept pulling. And every thread led to another document, another filing, another court record, another report from the CBC or the UN or Amnesty International that most Canadians had never seen. I didn’t expect anyone to care. But you did. And then more of you did. And now I’m sitting here at the end of a very long day feeling more patriotic about this country than I have in my entire life — because of you. Here’s what I’ve learned in two weeks: The plan was to divide us. Liberals vs Conservatives. East vs West. French vs English. And it worked. Everyone is angry. But we’ve been angry at each other — when the record shows we should be angry at the same things. No matter who you voted for, you didn’t vote for a PM whose company was fined for slave labour. You didn’t vote for 4 floor crossings with no by-elections. You didn’t vote for 14 First Nations having to sue your government. You didn’t vote for a surveillance bill tabled the day after a majority-deciding vote. None of us did. Because none of us knew. And that’s the thing — there was a point where every single person reading this had no idea about any of this. Then you saw a thread, or a source, or a screenshot, and something shifted. You checked the links. You read the documents. And you changed your mind. Everyone else can do the same. The growth of this account is proof that when people see the record, they don’t look away. They share it. A lot of you are saying it’s hopeless. That there’s nothing we can do. That democracy is already gone. I understand why it feels that way. But I need you to look at what happened in two weeks with one account, no budget, and no team — and ask yourself what happens when it’s not just one account. So many of you have been asking how to help that I’ve started something tonight. @CanadaAuditors is a task force — a page for this community. It’s where tasks get posted, priorities get voted on, and anyone who wants to contribute can find a way in. Translate a thread. Make a video. Build a graphic. Write an article. Whatever you’re good at — there’s a place for it. I’ll set up official accounts on every platform and share more details tomorrow on how donations will be managed, how funds will be allocated, and how the community will make those decisions together — transparently. I’ll be honest with you: I am no good at managing operations. The research is what I do. So I am looking for someone to manage @CanadaAuditors day to day — posting tasks, tracking progress, running polls, keeping things moving. If that’s you, comment below or DM @CanadaAuditors directly. No DMs on this account. It’s being set up as a team account so more details tomorrow. One more thing. I want to thank you. Not for the follows or the impressions — for the fact that you proved something I wasn’t sure was true, when I started: that Canadians will act when they see the record. That the facts still matter. That this country still has people who refuse to look the other way. You didn’t need anyone to tell you what to think. You just needed to see the sources — and when you did, you made up your own minds. I didn’t build this movement. You did — by showing up and proving that Canadians still care deeply enough about this country to fight for its future in every way they can. Now let’s make sure every Canadian gets the same chance. 🇨🇦 🍁 #StandOnGuardCanada
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SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 retweetledi
New name. Same receipts.
This account used to be @defigirlxoxo. Today it’s @TheCarneyFiles. I’m posting my old profile and analytics below so you can see the journey.
Two weeks ago this account had 4,500 followers. Today it has 16,900. Three million impressions. Posts reaching 400,000 people. And I didn’t spend a single dollar.
I’m going to share my analytics below so you can see it for yourselves.
I started this account because I found something in the public record that I couldn’t unsource. So I kept pulling. And every thread led to another document, another filing, another court record, another report from the CBC or the UN or Amnesty International that most Canadians had never seen.
I didn’t expect anyone to care.
But you did. And then more of you did. And now I’m sitting here at the end of a very long day feeling more patriotic about this country than I have in my entire life — because of you.
Here’s what I’ve learned in two weeks:
The plan was to divide us. Liberals vs Conservatives. East vs West. French vs English. And it worked. Everyone is angry. But we’ve been angry at each other — when the record shows we should be angry at the same things.
No matter who you voted for, you didn’t vote for a PM whose company was fined for slave labour. You didn’t vote for 4 floor crossings with no by-elections. You didn’t vote for 14 First Nations having to sue your government. You didn’t vote for a surveillance bill tabled the day after a majority-deciding vote.
None of us did. Because none of us knew.
And that’s the thing — there was a point where every single person reading this had no idea about any of this. Then you saw a thread, or a source, or a screenshot, and something shifted. You checked the links. You read the documents. And you changed your mind.
Everyone else can do the same. The growth of this account is proof that when people see the record, they don’t look away. They share it.
A lot of you are saying it’s hopeless. That there’s nothing we can do. That democracy is already gone.
I understand why it feels that way. But I need you to look at what happened in two weeks with one account, no budget, and no team — and ask yourself what happens when it’s not just one account.
So many of you have been asking how to help that I’ve started something tonight. @CanadaAuditors is a task force — a page for this community. It’s where tasks get posted, priorities get voted on, and anyone who wants to contribute can find a way in. Translate a thread. Make a video. Build a graphic. Write an article. Whatever you’re good at — there’s a place for it.
I’ll set up official accounts on every platform and share more details tomorrow on how donations will be managed, how funds will be allocated, and how the community will make those decisions together — transparently.
I’ll be honest with you: I am no good at managing operations. The research is what I do. So I am looking for someone to manage @CanadaAuditors day to day — posting tasks, tracking progress, running polls, keeping things moving. If that’s you, comment below or DM @CanadaAuditors directly. No DMs on this account. It’s being set up as a team account so more details tomorrow.
One more thing.
I want to thank you. Not for the follows or the impressions — for the fact that you proved something I wasn’t sure was true, when I started: that Canadians will act when they see the record. That the facts still matter. That this country still has people who refuse to look the other way.
You didn’t need anyone to tell you what to think. You just needed to see the sources — and when you did, you made up your own minds.
I didn’t build this movement. You did — by showing up and proving that Canadians still care deeply enough about this country to fight for its future in every way they can.
Now let’s make sure every Canadian gets the same chance. 🇨🇦
🍁 #StandOnGuardCanada
The Carny Files Auditors@CanadaAuditors
🍁 #StandOnGuard We’re starting a digital movement. This is your task force. One goal: every Canadian sees the documented record before it’s too late. Research sourced from @TheCarneyFiles Pick a task. Go. 👇
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@kmcnam1 Hiring AI Agent in caveman mode. 👍👍👍👍👍😉
github.com/JuliusBrussee/… (HN: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=476474…)
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@GhostOf_J President of Peace. 😉 It's almost as hypocritical as the Religion of Peace.
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Just to be clear, this is an actual post. This is a month after "We just want to liberate the people of Iran," to "we will destroy enough civilian infrastructure to kill thousands, or more."
Even if he doesn't do it, the threat is terrorism, and a war crime.
Ed Krassenstein@EdKrassen
BREAKING: Yes, this post was just made by Donald Trump's account: "Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell." YES IT IS REAL! We are being led by a war criminal nut job!
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@TheMarcitect @KenNestegg Yup. He's just better at it than Trudeau.
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@KenNestegg Carney is 100lbs soaking wet. Where is all that food actually going? The total claimed is just more money laundering.
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The Canadian Taxpayers Federation has revealed that Carney spent over $500,000 on airplane food last year. That's more than the average family will spend on groceries in 30 years!!!
Carney spends even MORE on airplane food
Prime Minister Mark Carney and his entourage billed you for half a million dollars on airplane food in one year.
Loyal readers of the Taxpayer Waste Watch will remember our story about Carney spending more money on airplane food than former prime minister Justin Trudeau.
Well, we have some new numbers for you. And they’re bad…
Carney and his entourage spent $524,100 on airplane food in one year, according to government documents obtained by the Canadian Taxpayers Federation.
That’s more than an average Canadian family will spend on groceries in 30 years.
Carney and his entourage billed taxpayers $159,000 for airplane food during a week-long trip to Athens, Abu Dhabi, Johannesburg and the Canary Islands.
Carney also billed you $94,000 on airplane food during a trip to Italy in 2025. That’s more than double what Trudeau spent on airplane food during his trip to Italy the year before.
Even when Trudeau spent $220,000 on airplane food during a trip to the Indo-Pacific, the cost worked out to $4,200 per hour. That’s still less than Carney spent on his trip to Italy.
Carney spent $21,158 on airplane food during a three-hour roundtrip to Washington D.C. That’s $7,000 per hour on airplane food.
Carney and crew also spent $60,000 on airplane food during a visit to Paris and London, and $50,000 during a trip to Belgium and the Netherlands.
Meanwhile, other politicians and bureaucrats are proving it is possible to spend less while travelling abroad.
Former defence minister Bill Blair took an international trip last year. Blair’s delegation spent just $2,350 on airplane food during the entire 12-day trip.
The government’s chief of defence staff went to Washington, D.C., with members of the Canadian Armed Forces last March. They billed taxpayers zero dollars for airplane food, according to government records.
Franco’s note: The government told you it would cut down on these extravagant international trips but spending half a million dollars on airplane food doesn’t exactly scream fiscal responsibility.
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In 2029, Apophis, a ~370m asteroid, will pass just ~31,000 km from Earth.
That’s ~1/10 the distance to the Moon.
Inside the orbit of geostationary satellites.
Visible to the naked eye.
Impact risk this time is low, but the flyby could shift its future trajectory.
A direct hit would mean a ~1 km crater and regional devastation.
That’s why becoming multiplanetary matters.
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@SamaHoole I suspect it's cholesterol that helps with not burning.
SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎@SoothSpider
@CaryKelly11 I suspect people don't get as much sunburn w/ carnivore is not due to (lack of) seed oils (indirect; inflammation) but due to more readily available cholesterol. We ate more of it & the liver has extra capacity left to create more on demand. Conversion uses energy. So no burn.
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Vitamin D is not a vitamin.
It's a steroid hormone synthesised in the skin from cholesterol via ultraviolet light, then converted in the liver and kidneys into its active form, where it regulates gene expression in virtually every tissue in the body.
We called it a vitamin because we discovered it while studying deficiency diseases in people who didn't go outside.
The name stuck.
The modern guidelines, designed for people who eat seed oils, avoid animal fat, apply SPF 30 before going to the letterbox, and work in offices under fluorescent lighting, are very effective at suppressing it.
You need cholesterol (eat fat) and sunlight (go outside) to make it.
We've managed to pathologise both.
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So the pumping of transfections begins.
I predict that all 10 will lose their hearing (improvement) again soon and perhaps experience more health issues. (Unless these were children whoare immune system isn't mature yet.)
Tuki@TukiFromKL
🚨 do you understand what scientists just did to deafness.. researchers injected a modified harmless virus directly into the cochlea the spiral cavity in your inner ear.. carrying a working copy of a gene called OTOF.. the gene that transmits sound signals from your ear to your brain.. without it, your ear hears everything.. your brain receives nothing.. 10 completely deaf patients.. single injection.. within weeks all 10 could hear.. 10 out of 10.. here's what nobody wants to say.. cochlear implants cost between $30,000 and $100,000 per patient.. hearing aids sell for up to $7,000.. the global hearing industry is worth over $9 billion a year.. every year.. recurring.. because deafness has never been cured.. just managed.. one injection ends all of that.. and in 2018 goldman sachs analysts literally wrote this in a report about gene therapy.. "curing patients is not a sustainable business model" that's a goldman sachs equity research note.. sent to investors.. warning them that companies developing one-time cures were a risky bet because cured patients stop buying products.. the science to fix single broken genes has existed in research labs for years.. the same platform used here already cured a form of blindness in 2017.. cured spinal muscular atrophy in babies in 2019.. there are over 10,000 known single-gene disorders.. millions of people labelled "incurable".. the platform exists.. the proof is 10 out of 10.. the question was never whether they could fix it.. it's whether fixing it was good for business.
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SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 retweetledi
Help if you can. Share if you can't. Pray either way.
Ray could use a break.
Presto@realPrestonRay
Some people have said set something up, so I did. I've never done anything like this but have no options, so pride isn't a consideration anymore. The pic is of my late mother and my beautiful daughter. Anything will help, if anyone is able. gofund.me/65fe37595
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@dragonauta @nivak86 @Rightanglenews No. I had no misunderstanding. If they pin DNS, then you need more than PiHole.
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@SoothSpider @nivak86 @Rightanglenews It seems you misunderstood the original point that is that it’s possible to avoid those fridge ads without disabling at settings and getting functionality punished for it.
That you wanted to get into the weeds is your own ego issues, and my mistake to play along.
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BREAKING - Customers are shocked after discovering that $2,000 Samsung smart fridges are now displaying ads on their front screens, and disabling the ads results in fewer features.
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@dragonauta @nivak86 @Rightanglenews So basically you need to use more than PiHole, which was my point to start with.
Anyhow, we both agree on how it works.
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@SoothSpider @nivak86 @Rightanglenews In that case you can use router to drop outbound calls to port 53, transparent proxy on the router to redirext DoH/DoT back to pihole/dnscrypt, use pihole’s block DNS rebind feature, use dnsmasq or Unbound in recursive mode, etc etc
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@GhostOf_J We're a far way from that. Also it's much more meaningful if Canada initiated that itself than if there was an external entity. Partially because the only external entity that qualifies is the USA who's judicial processes we can't trust right now either.
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@SoothSpider I doubt it will happen either, I am simply pointing out what it would take to turn Canada around, using 1946 Germany as an example.
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And that is why we need an external entity to come in and clean up the system, just like Germany needed the Nuremberg Trials after WW2 to clean up that mess. Change from the inside would have been impossible, and is impossible in Canada now.
Dame E🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎@themadsloth
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@Savage16May State Sanctioned Murder. With Canadian characteristics.
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@GhostOf_J I'm prepared to be disappointed. 2 disappointments actually. 1) That it won't happen. 2) That it'll be so shallow it'll basically be ineffective.
After 2, I fully expect them to teach how awesome it was in the history books, overselling the importance of it.
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@SoothSpider By the time the trials were held, a lot of the powerful people had already either fled, or committed suicide. And many people ended up in Russian prison camps.
It was not complete, but it did make a difference.
Perfect is the enemy of good.
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@dragonauta @nivak86 @Rightanglenews I think you're misunderstanding my point. If the device ignores your configured DNS server then in order to force it to resolve your addresses, you have to intercept DNS requests over whatever channels they are trying to talk. PiHole itself (as you've admitted) doesn't do this.
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@SoothSpider @nivak86 @Rightanglenews Pihole uses dnsmasq, it’s not a firewall, it doesn’t block ports, only handles DNS requests like ads.samsung.com and answers NULL, blank, etc.
No packet sniffing required for catching DoH, you can use a selfhosted DNScrypt service as Pihole’s upstream DNS.
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@dragonauta @nivak86 @Rightanglenews They don't do this now but they will soon IGNORE your DNS server option from your DHCP server and go directly to a known address to for DNS resolution. Some apps on your phone already do that. This is just DNS pinning.
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@SoothSpider @nivak86 @Rightanglenews Why would they ping 1.1.1.1 or 8.8.8.8? If they did they’d get a pong and try ads.samsung.com or whatever again, and get intercepted by Pihole.
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@Sugartwinz8 "You are richer than you think." – some bankster
😉
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