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@Crypto___Bully @personDotName @DavJeff123 @Thedukeofno @tiffanyandsadie @Travis_in_Flint Tell that to 1988

@personDotName @DavJeff123 @Thedukeofno @tiffanyandsadie @Travis_in_Flint Destabilizing Russia probably the worst thing we can do for the world. Look how well that’s worked in Iraq, afghan, Syria, Iran, Yemen, Venezuela should we keep going? Nuclear power up for grabs

@TheEricGoldman If they can bring Chris Hemsworth back from a jugular shot with pulsing arterial spray followed by falling 200’ into one of the most polluted rivers in the world in Extraction 2…I think Woody and Bo can leave the carnival and find good ol’ Buzz.

As a Toy Story 4 defender, I cringe at this and think if they do a fifth one at all, it should he without Woody. But… that won’t be the case.

Vaccinated our 7 year old with his first jab today. Proud of him.

And just like that, conservatives had confidence in elections again

Donald Trump is the only president in history to lose the popular vote twice. He is the only president to be impeached and lose reelection. He is the only president in 28 years to lose reelection.

Joe Biden is leading Donald Trump by 3,940,934 votes. He has the most votes of any presidential candidate in history. In almost any other democracy, Joe Biden would have been the clear winner days ago. The Electoral College is a sham.

@itsJeffTiedrich Hint: it's also a synonym for TRAITOR

hey guys, what's a five-letter word for 'loser'

There is no reason why the networks are not calling Pennsylvania for Biden right now. Anyone who knows the state can review the data, follow the trends, and know he will win the Keystone State by tens of thousands of votes. Call it.

@nachosarah Change the mattresses...you know they were peed in.

can we hose the white house down before kamala gets there

I don't know, but it sure seems to me like not calling the race when the outcome is obvious in states like PA and NV gives the president more time to spout misinformation.

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@strydermookmutt @katrinalaw

Preview + Sneak Peek - Christmas with the Darlings @Carlo_Marks @katrinalaw @hallmarkchannel youtu.be/QkBPo0LTNlY

@pattonoswalt Gesundheit.

*ahem* ATOUILLE

@caitylotz It's the Rona comin' to get ya, Caity. Don't let the Rona in.

I closed the door and it just opened again. I mean this has to just be some weird wind cross breeze thing right? The window is open?

@mguggenheim 100%

@vincentdonofrio @YoYoYoYoshi Gary is GREAT.

I wouldn't call it a atypical. The production value is amazing. Practically a two hander written for tv. Not an easy task. @YoYoYoYoshi one of the best television writers ever, Dir by Film director #GaryFleder shot by Alex Zakrzewski ground breaking television cinematography.

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