Southern Man

@ClimateWarrior7 So moving.

On June 19, 2018, Koko the gorilla (she/her) passed away. Koko had been taught sign language by her handler and also had a degree-level understanding of physics and climate science. Her last words were: "Koko sad. Tipping point reached now. White human destroy planet with air conditioning machine. Only hope now is communism. White cisgender males very bad."

@CcibChris Also Two turning, two burning, two smoking, two choking and two more unaccounted for.

6 turning. 4 Burning. Who remembers the witty description? B-36

@CptHastings1916 Any bets on mental health?

It will be interesting when the case comes to trial and we find out the non-political reason why a man in his 20s would drive from Yorkshire to the middle of nowhere on Dartmoor to attack a 78 year old woman.

@harperlee789 Took a minute but "Silver".

Bet you can't answer that!!!

@DrChrisParry @UKLabour Then Milliband will prove that an MP turned NGO supremo is also incapable.

If appointed, it will be proof that not one elected @UKLabour MP is capable of doing the job of Foreign Secretary.

@DPJHodges Reform do this in the hope that eventually a trial will collapse as a result. When this happens they believe they will win a great political advantage. It's the old terror principle that if you cause enough death and destruction the masses will eventually rally to your cause.

They’re not stopping. Even after the police specifically asked them to stop because it is unhelpful to their ongoing investigation. So again, ask yourself why. What is Reform’s real agenda.

@ukboomers You have been treated appallingly and Burnham isn't even properly PM yet, think how much worse things will be once he is in No 10.

Refused boarding at the airport this morning. Passport expired, they said. Expired! It's in perfect condition, not a mark on it. My name hasn't changed. I look exactly like the photograph. What difference does a date make? Now we've lost a £4,000 trip to Spain. Somebody owes us that money, the passport office or the airline, I'm not fussed which. Margaret is appalled, there should be an exception for over 65s 🇬🇧

@FarRightSkip If he said anything else he would just be himself up for an endless argument with the questioner who is hoping to find material for a formal complaint.

Can a man get pregnant? 'I don't know mate, I'm not a medical expert or medical doctor.' What you are plod is a coward. As you fear speaking the truth. I don't consent to being policed by cowards.

@darrengrimes Well done Darren you have cracked the case, now arrest the perpetrator and move to prosecution.

Sorry, I’m a little lost here. Why would someone from South Yorkshire end up at a specific property in Dartmoor 270+ miles away by sheer coincidence? But they seem to tell us with absolute certainty that there’s no political motivation.

@anon_opin Or the other way round with the national non-London responsibilities of both forces being absorbed by a new national force with a new CRS style component.

The City of London police should be absorbed by the Metropolitan Police. It makes no sense having two police forces for the same city, particularly not in terms of financial cost.

@dearaunty Accounts from those who knew her confirm.

Young Ann Widdecombe must've been a force to be reckoned with in her uni days...

@wokeandwoofing What a beautiful soul, you must be so proud.

I took my toddler for her booster shot. She turned to me and said, "I wish there was a vaccine for transphobia." I nodded, "I know, but for now Drag Queen Story Time is all we have." We hugged. A rainbow appeared. In the distance we spotted a unicorn.

@damekatydenise_ OK

I would appreciate it if you didn’t retweet this video of Peter Tatchell sounding a bit noncey. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

@wokeandwoofing Chilling, the police should put all available resources into this line of enquiry.

Although there's no actual evidence that JK Rowling has been running round murdering Trans woman with a sledge hammer, there is a wealth of imagined experience on reddit forums that proves she definitely has.

@caratacus626 @AllisonPearson Of course, the water companies main duty is to their shareholders and they must use their assets to the best possible advantage and selling reservoir land is a great way of realising cash.

@AllisonPearson Unfortunately it's worse than you think. Since 1992 the water companies have been allowed to sell off 35 existing reservoirs.

The UK last built a public water reservoir in 1992. The population has increased by over 10 million in the intervening years. Including a surge of immigration. Now, the state has the cheek to announce a hosepipe ban. Why is that necessary? Because no infrastructure has been built to cope with the expanding population. It rained for the whole of January but not enough reservoirs to catch the water. Our governments have been absolutely and unrelentingly crap. Short-termist. Only interested in importing cheap labour. Not a care for the people who live here and want things to work as they do in a civilized country. The next reservoir, in Havant, is not scheduled for completion till the early 2030s. Prepare for more hosepipe bans and collapsing sewers. Britain urgently needs an effective ruling class before we slide into a failed state.

@AllisonPearson The market will sort this out.

@SamaHoole Activist: "We can import all the food we need so you can **ck right off". Cheers of triumph as the farmer is helpless in the face of green thinking.

Activist: "Farmers are millionaires sitting on land worth a fortune. They can afford the inheritance tax." Farmer: "How much did I earn last year?" Activist: "I don't know. A lot, surely." Farmer: "Twenty-two thousand. Before the tractor broke." Activist: "But the land's worth millions." Farmer: "On paper. I can't eat the field or spend it. The only way to turn it into money is to sell it, and then I'm not a farmer, I'm a bloke who used to have a farm." Activist: "So sell a corner of it." Farmer: "A corner doesn't work as a farm. You can't run a suckler herd on the bit that's left after the taxman's had his slice. You sell one field, then the next bill comes, then another field. It ends one way." Activist: "The land only costs that much because you won't sell it." Farmer: "It costs that much because a hedge fund three counties over wants it for carbon credits and a footballer wants it for the view. Neither of them has ever calved a cow at three in the morning. They set the price. I get the bill." Activist: "It's still an asset." Farmer: "It's a workplace that happens to be expensive. You've decided the value of the shop is the same as the wage of the shopkeeper. Come back in February and watch me not be a millionaire in the rain."

@MagistratesBlog Will not having a licence mean the car won't start when he gets behind the wheel?

'Don't nick me': Reality hits Wiltshire's drink drivers: youtube.com/watch?v=TXEQuv… "I can't lose my licence. I have kids in Peterborough" - should have thought about that before drinking and driving.

@Alphx_Elite Suspect AI but really hope it's not.

Bebé con discapacidad visual ve a su madre por primera vez, lo más tierno que he visto en mi vida. 😭

@____Foxtrot____ More of a case of not believing they need rehabilitation.