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New footage shows the moment a United Airlines plane collided with a light pole and a truck while landing at Newark Liberty International Airport. The Boeing 767 was traveling at about 160 mph when it made contact. Air traffic controllers say there was a hole in the side of the plane and damage to the tire following the incident. The man driving the truck, Warren Boardley of Baltimore, suffered minor injuries.

@kiantrades Ipgp 🤞

Notable Flow $APLD 40c 6/18exp $2.8m 3.19 Avg $IPGP 130C 5/15exp $2.3M 7.73 Avg $RKLB 135C 10/16exp $2.29M 5.77 Avg $FSLR 235C 5/29exp $1.9m $4.32 Avg $TSM 380P STO 8/21exp $25M 24.53 Avg $GLD 415P STO 5/29exp $4.4M 10.06 Avg $NBIS 130P STO 8/21exp $1.8M 14.36 Avg $AMZN 320/370 C Debit spread 8/21exp 35,000x size $19M premium

@jbulltard1 Can't believe 95% of what he says

Isn’t it odd how Elon says we won’t need money in the future but he wants $10t for himself.

@gnoble79 Man... I thought I was the only one. Every earnings Tesla gets a pass on missed timelines/revenue/production, because of the promise of the next thing that will also miss timelines and production.

Tesla is the most successful CON in the history of capital markets. Not because the cars are bad. But because the entire business is engineered to impress on first glance and collapse under scrutiny. And the culture around it has made facts completely IRRELEVANT. I've never seen a company where the gap between what is promised and what is delivered is this wide, for this long, with this little accountability. Tesla's Full Self-Driving system is marketed as autonomy. But it is not autonomy. It is a camera-only system running probabilistic inference. The car is making statistical guesses about what it sees, thousands of times per second, with no redundancy when those guesses are wrong. Probabilistic inference controlling a two-ton vehicle at highway speed with your family inside. NHTSA has two open investigations covering 3.2 million Tesla vehicles. One was escalated to a formal Engineering Analysis in March after 9 crashes, including a fatality, where the system FAILED to detect sun glare, fog, and dust. The cameras went blind and the car kept driving. In Austin, Tesla's robotaxi fleet has reported 15 crashes across roughly 800,000 miles. One crash every 57,000 miles. The average American driver has a police-reported crash every 500,000 miles. Tesla's robotaxis crash at roughly 4x the human rate, WITH a safety monitor sitting in the car whose only job is to prevent crashes. Waymo operates over 2,500 fully driverless vehicles across multiple cities with no human backup and maintains a crash rate 85% below human drivers across 127 million autonomous miles. Tesla has ONE unsupervised vehicle in a tiny section of Austin. But here's what really makes Tesla different from every overvalued company I've ever analyzed: The facts do not matter to the people who own this stock. Every missed deadline, every broken promise gets filtered through the same response: attack the messenger. Call them a short seller. Call them a hater. Anything to avoid looking at the actual numbers. It's an online ecosystem that has made itself completely immune to facts. And Musk baked that dynamic into the culture from the beginning. Every time the fundamentals deteriorate, the faithful don't sell. They double down. When your shareholder base treats every dip as a buying opportunity regardless of the data, the stock becomes untethered from reality entirely. That's literally a religion with a ticker symbol. I highly suggest you read Edward Niedermeyer's book Ludicrous on this. And now it even gets WORSE... CapeFearAdvisors published a piece this week that should be required reading. Tesla's 2025 CEO Performance Award contains a change-of-control provision: In the event of a change of control, ALL operational milestones are disregarded. No million robotaxis, Optimus robots, or $400 billion EBITDA. NONE of it. So if SpaceX acquires Tesla at $8.5 trillion, every tranche of Musk's 423 million share award vests immediately. A single acquisition at that price triggers the full vesting of both plans at once, with no way to claw them back. The milestones everyone argues about are just a distraction. The mechanism is the change-of-control language buried in the SEC filing. This is about engineering the largest personal wealth transfer in modern financial history and using the narrative machine to keep the price elevated long enough to execute it. I've seen every bust of the last four decades. But this one is different because the cult of personality is stronger than anything I've witnessed. The movement around this stock cannot be touched by facts, and that is what makes it so dangerous. But the math always wins. ALWAYS. It just takes longer when the con is this good.

@niccruzpatane God... all of these mindless vehicles driving around clogging everything up sounds terrible.

Everyone is going to want a ~$30K Tesla Cybercab when it becomes available, they just don’t know it yet. • Much safer than human driving. • No steering wheel or pedals. • Have the ability to legally sleep as it’s driving you to your destination. • Two-seater design, with tons of legroom • Great for elderly individuals who are no longer able to drive, as well as people with disabilities. • Work as are you being driven, or watch movies/play games. • Send off to run errands (pick up kids, pick up someone at the airport, etc). • The ability to add/subtract from the Tesla Robotaxi fleet to earn passive income. • You could buy a fleet and run your own business. • Send to pick up groceries, or other orders. • Have the ability to send home after getting dropped off your location, eliminating the need for parking. • Send for service autonomously when needed. • Autonomous Home Delivery • Virtually Zero Maintenance • $0.20 or less per mile operating costs • Wireless charging capabilities with well above 90% efficiency. This car will revolutionize the transportation industry and car ownership.

@glam_queenn 3-1-2

Be honest! What type of body do men prefer most?

@Vivek4real_ Sell

TOM LEE JUST SAID MARKETS ARE ABOUT TO GO PARABOLIC LIKE NEVER SEEN BEFORE: WE WILL HAVE “ONE OF THE BEST 18-24 MONTH PERIODS WE HAVE SEEN IN OUR LIFE” VERY BULLISH 🚀

@infraa_ Fake money

The stock market has added $8.8 trillion in market capitalization over the past month Sure a lot of liquidity- where'd it all come from?

@TheAroraReport Just had to wait til regular open apparently

Blowout earnings… and stocks DROP. $SNDK Sandisk (NAND memory) $WDC Western Digital (storage) Both crushed expectations. Both sold off. That’s the tell. When good news doesn’t push higher… something bigger is going on. $SNDK $WDC $SOXL $SMH $NVDA

@snorlax_uw Jesus... I remember thinking this was "possible". But no way I saw Q's where they are today.

$QQQ 595c held to yesterday's expiration 5.40 -> 73.00

@TheBirbNest And the size of the economy now vs 1970?

In 1965 the world needed 5.3 barrels of oil to produce every $1,000 of GDP. In 2024, its 0.3 barrels. The economy runs 94% more efficiently on oil than it did 60 years ago. So next time someone tells you rising crude in 2026 will crash the global economy like the 1970s Show them this chart. Does oil price still matter to your trading decisions in 2026? Drop your view 👇

@RTTradingIdeas Liquidity 📈

$SPY is above 720 in after-hours trading. I just don't get it. We're in the middle of a war, 20% of the world's energy supply is blockaded, and we're surging higher by 1-3% per day? Is this just an inflation indicator now and not an economic indicator?

@kiantrades They need Bronny!

Lakers going to be the first team to blow a 3-0 lead 😭😭😭

@prasadmaddali20 @StockSavvyShay Sorry about that... I bought some November calls recently. Let me sell them tomorrow so iren can go to 70 by June.

@StockSavvyShay And $IREN will do another -10% after these statements 😂. Weird movement in $IREN given the massive power and edge they hold.

My predictions for tomorrow’s hyperscaler earnings: • $MSFT: “We are power and compute constrained” • $META: “We are power and compute constrained” • $GOOGL: “We are power and compute constrained” • $AMZN: “We are power and compute constrained”

@insidegadsmind @DeItaone Yes, just like 10 years or so late

@DeItaone Musk has historically always delivered on his promises. Very optimistic and bullish for the long-term $TSLA

MUSK PAY TIED TO MARS COLONY AND SPACE DATA CENTERS SpaceX has tied Elon Musk’s pay to bold goals like building a Mars colony and space-based data centers. He could earn massive share awards if the company hits a $7.5 trillion valuation and establishes a million-person presence on Mars, along with major computing capacity in orbit. He gets nothing unless these targets are met and currently earns only a minimal salary. The plan is highly unusual and may create tension with Tesla, as both companies compete for his attention.

@Coach_Yac Nobody is taking on his contract...

Adam Schefter says the 49ers and other teams are having a hard time getting a hold of Brandon Aiyuk as the team attempts to trade him: “I think the reason a team is not trading for him right now is they don’t want to assume the current contract that he has. It’s a situation where he hasn’t been in clear and constant communication with the Niners and they have had a hard time getting a hold of him. Other teams have attempted to reach out and they have had a hard time getting a hold of him.” h/t: @49ers_Access

@dividendology Weird... almost like endless money creation is good for stocks.

S&P 500 returns since 2009: 2009: 🟢 +22.57% 2010: 🟢 +13.24% 2011: 🟢 +0.97% 2012: 🟢 +14.23% 2013: 🟢 +29.08% 2014: 🟢 +14.69% 2015: 🟢 +1.40% 2016: 🟢 +13.67% 2017: 🟢 +20.80% 2018: 🔴 -5.18% 2019: 🟢 +31.32% 2020: 🟢 +17.40% 2021: 🟢 +30.63% 2022: 🔴 -18.63% 2023: 🟢 +26.79% 2024: 🟢 +25.73% 2025: 🟢 +18.14% 2026: 🟢 +4.98% Can we really expect this level of growth over the next 17 years?

@Chase_Senior C- but could be more of a B grade if you get 2-3 starters. Stribling being called a faster Jennings would actually be good. Jennings is a good receiver just slow. Height becoming a 3rd down rusher and getting 7-10 sacks or creating 7-10 sacks for others would be awesome.

Here is the San Francisco 2026 NFL Draft class. How would you grade it? A, B, C, D or F #49ers

@Mr_Derivatives Recently I sold my Tesla call options cuz they weren't doing anything and then literally 5 seconds later a big green candle. Annoying.

Story time. Don’t be like me. I had amassed a massive short position on $XIV in 2017 towards late 2017. Shoutout to those who remember that inverse VIX vehicle. Not sure why they retired it lol. SVIX is not the same at only half the move. Anyways back to the story. My short was becoming underwater more and more each passing day. I couldn’t take it anymore so I covered for a loss. Then literally a month ish later Volmeggedon happened. The thing dropped like 80-90% if I recall in a few days? I was sick to my stomach. I couldn’t sleep for days. I felt dumber than the Houston rockets yesterday giving up 6 points in 30 seconds at the end of the game. Stick with your conviction. Trust your gut. Don’t be like me. /endstory