✠ Carcharodon 🦈

"I'm smarter than like 90% of the adult population" because I have a fancy piece of paper that left me in six figure debt to study a subject that has little to no meaningful contributions to anything outside of academia

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump announces US gasoline prices will plummet to $1.85 levels after the Iran war ends "That'll end soon, very soon. And when it ends, your gasoline prices will go down lower than they were before. You know, I left Iowa a few months ago, and gasoline was at $1.85 a gallon." "And we'll be hitting numbers like that again soon. But we'll be hitting them in a much nicer way, by the way. We will be hitting them, and we will have a country that will not have a nuclear weapon!" 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

PLEASE BRUTUS I’LL DO ANYTHING! I’LL FUCKING FALLATE YOU! YOU WANT ME TO DINE ON YOUR FECES!? I’LL DINE ON YOUR FUCKING FECES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FORUM ROMANUM IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SENATE!

I have never watched The Boys. Is it good?

WTF

"PLEASE BATMAN, I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON ARKHAM’S FRONT LAWN!"