SpaceShip Jones

The Rocky Mountains will be in the East.

@nypost Dude, I totally saw this movie. What’s the name again?

Commie-nator: ex-Harvard scientist defects to China to help build army of AI super soldiers trib.al/oezpUXS

@nypost There’s nobody left in America under the age of 75. No one.

Self-designated survivor: Chuck Grassley, 92, skipped White House dinner in case he had to run the country trib.al/HRj0ztJ

@NBCNews Did he learn that on Celebrity Apprentice?

NEW: President Trump sent letters to Congress explaining that because of the ongoing ceasefire, he doesn't need its authorization for ongoing military operations in Iran. nbcnews.com/politics/white…

@bennyjohnson Old people are bored.

Trump is scheduled to speak in The Villages in Florida in 5 hours. The line to get in is already MASSIVE. Florida is Trump Country 🇺🇸

@TPostMillennial How would they get the ballroom finished? WTF is wrong with this guy?

Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner: “I want the Trump administration not to function because everyone in the White House is being hauled under subpoena in front of a Senate committee, day after day after day.”

@DailyCaller Shut up.

Alex Jones' Infowars Officially Shuts Down After 27 Years: 'We are committing ourselves to God' dlvr.it/TSKG6h

@TrumpWarRoom @SecMullinDHS @AOC His job is to pick a first name. Enough.

.@SecMullinDHS grills @AOC for calling the DHS shutdown "worth it": "My job is still to protect her constituents, and she thinks it's worth it to put their lives in danger?"

@catturd2 WTF? Does anyone speak grandpa?

Where's Roofie Rapewell?

@Mike_Pence Make sure the rich don’t get hurt!

The National Debt Now Exceeds the Size of the American Economy. Get ready for Democrats to clamor for higher taxes. But as Reagan said, “the problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much" For our children and grandchildren, Republicans must lead the way, back to a Balanced Federal Budget, with fiscal discipline and reform. If we don’t, no one will.

@USATODAY It’s like they ran out of cookie names or something.

Oreo has unveiled a new, limited-time cookie flavor. Here's what to know about the flavor and when consumers can purchase them. usatoday.com/story/money/fo…

@NEWSMAX Job creation for robots?

Artificial intelligence will fuel a surge in U.S. job creation, accelerate medical breakthroughs and help the United States outpace China, while the U.S. economy remains strong and expanding, President Donald Trump said in an exclusive interview on Newsmax.

@Jcookdrum87 @BreitbartNews It’s not alright, asshole. This fool’s telling kids to escape from school. WTF?

@SpaceShipJones @BreitbartNews 🍼❄️

A family was able to get an opportunity to meet King Charles III and Queen Camilla, in Front Royal, Virginia, on Thursday, and King Charles III told a young girl "at least you could escape from school today."

@RealAmVoice @jsolomonReports @AmandaHead Does nothing for me. Show me cheap gas.

🚨 JUST IN: SHUTDOWN ENDS, DHS FULLY FUNDED “Tonight, President Trump placed his signature on a document that ends the longest shutdown of government in American history. Yes, the Homeland Security Department is back fully funded.” - @jsolomonReports @AmandaHead

@DineshDSouza Eating a can of beans on camera could change everything. Do it for us!

James Comey walks into the courtroom.... What happens next could change everything conservativebrief.com/comey-court-10…

@SenTomCotton Cost me $300 to fill me tank this morning. Thanks for this bullshit, though.

Democrats closed the Department of Homeland Security for 76 days and achieved nothing. They wanted to defund ICE and border patrol, but their plan backfired. Republicans will now supercharge ICE and border patrol funding without a single Democrat vote.

@gatewaypundit Old guy complaining again?

Trump Nominates New Surgeon General, RIPS Senator Cassidy For Stonewalling Previous Nominee READ: thegatewaypundit.com/2026/04/trump-…

@IngrahamAngle @Savsays Gotta ask my grandma what these people are talking about.

🚨 JUSTICE CAN’T STOP HERE @Savsays: “I’m incredibly grateful these charges were brought swiftly… but left-wing violence has been a huge issue for a long time. This needs to set a strong precedent.”

@seanhannity Why’s gas so expensive?

US blockade is sending panic up through Iran's ranks

@thehill Can we not rehear this? I don’t want to hear it.

Appeals court declines to rehear Trump’s challenge to $83 million E Jean Carroll verdict thehill.com/homenews/admin…