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@CBP I thought left-handed shooters were supposed to be better on average?

Yes! Border Patrol has a pistol team. Competitive shooting isn't just for fun, it allows agents to sharpen some valuable skills. Back in 1924, agents were already using competition to keep their marksmanship sharp. Over the years, Border Patrol has produced tons of top pistol shooters, racking up multiple local, regional, and national championships! #ThrowbackThursday

@Rothmus I think they prefer to be called Persian.

@lalovestrump There's a rehab clinic a block or so west of there, so not really gonna keep away the criminals.

Immigrant ( taking a guess based on accent ) claims Tarzana is being cleaned up .. “Thank you President Trump”

@check1309 @BuzzPatterson

@BuzzPatterson She came from Taco Bell. Now, Cracker Barrel looks like Taco Bell

The mistake that @CrackerBarrel is making is that they just alienated their base. People like me. I want a homey southern-based restaurant that’s also old timey and fun. Like childhood. Good food and innocence. Instead, their woke CEO wants them to be a fine dining establishment. They’re not. They have a great breakfast and chicken and dumplings. Nobody’s going there for the sleek, cold, remake.

@AlisaCobin @btctmac @BuzzPatterson @CrackerBarrel Show an example of a liberal woman ceo who has improved a company.

@btctmac @BuzzPatterson @CrackerBarrel Don't blame liberal women. I'm liberal and I hate the redo. From the Logo to the scenery. It's so bland and dry. Pray that they don't ruined the menu.

@storvensen @BigDickBarclay

If it passes through your body and comes out unchanged, it's not food. That's why the Aztecs soaked it in agricultural lime to turn it into hominy. Only then can the body fully digest it and get the vitamin B3 out of it. 100 years ago when the government decided for rural Americans to make yellow corn their main food source, there was an epidemic of a disease called pellagra caused by vitamin deficiency. Millions of people suffered because the corn wasn't nourishing them. It's probably safe now, since you have other foods to go with it.

Is it good to eat corn, or bad to eat corn?

@DudespostingWs Clearly this is the white privilege I've been lectured about.

QB Tyson Bagent got emotional after signing a $10M extension: “My dad is my right-hand man. He didn’t even have running water until he was in high school.”

@FoxNews Niglets have been doing this, unchecked, for at least a decade in downtown Boston. Totally destroyed what I'd heard about their cops being tough guys.

Bike-riding youths terrorize Dem-run city as mobs swarm roads, while mayor stays silent on chaos foxnews.com/us/bike-riding…

@DudespostingWs Sounds like the most unprepared hunting guide I've ever heard of. Dude brought zero supplies of any kind?

Jake Schmitt, a Utah hunting guide, set out into the Uintah Mountains on July 20 to scout for mule deer. But after his UTV rolled up to 20 times down a steep incline, he was left with devastating injuries: broken leg, ankles, ribs, a dislocated shoulder, and no gear except his dog, Buddy. Before the crash, Schmitt had even stopped to free an elk calf from a trap, but minutes later, his side-by-side flipped, leaving him crushed and stranded. With no lights, no phone, no food, and miles of rugged terrain between him and safety, Schmitt had only duct tape and scraps from the wreck to splint his leg. Then came the crawl. For 11 excruciating hours through darkness, creeks, and rocky mountain trails, Buddy never left his side. When Schmitt passed out, the German shorthaired pointer nudged him awake. When he needed light, Buddy’s LED collar gave him a faint glow to follow. When crossing creeks, Buddy let him rest his shattered leg across his back. By sunrise, Schmitt had dragged himself five miles out of the mountains. He made it to town and the hospital, where doctors put a rod and screws in his leg and over 100 staples to close his wounds. Now recovering, Schmitt credits Buddy with saving his life: “Everyone wants to give up when it’s excruciating, but he’d come over and make me feel good enough to get right back up.”

@_AE4HF @DOGE__news @SecDef Don't worry, she'll get pregnant and go on leave quickly after boot camp.

@DOGE__news I don’t want my son dependent on her having his back. She needs a desk job! There’s no way she could engage the enemy at that point. And, her vulnerability will get my son killed! @SecDef please put our real soldiers first!

She’s a badass!

@NewDay_NewStart @C_3C_3 Do some reading on their website. It wasn't just a random picture of a 'guy' they removed. This cunt came in and deleted part of their heritage.

Important: If you do go to Cracker Barrel remember the staff has no control over the awful corporate rebrand. Tip the staff. It’s not their fault some suits in a boardroom decided to destroy their brand in the name of “progress”. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@JackPosobiec Riverbanksy.

Remember what they took from you

@ywomendeservles How "French" was he?

@BigDickBarclay Lot of people in 1998, but I'mtoo lazy to crosscheck the list against who's still alive. It's funny that people pay for these 'awards' m.imdb.com/event/ev000069…

HVAC TO THE STARS! By far, the most famous person I’ve ever met today. And they had a bad cap.

@KimKatieUSA @CBP @ICEgov Looks like it shows another tiny useless female officer being steamrolled because she is ineffective.

New video angle shows rioters in Danbury, CT assaulting federal agents. @CBP @ICEgov, arrest them! Pres. Trump’s directive is clear. Letting this slide only encourages more attacks.

@Rothmus Did you miss the guy repeatedly jumping on his balls on a slack like when Madonna was there in 2012?

The NFL is officially the gheyest sports league.

@iamyesyouareno Someone tried this with offensive dicks once. vice.com/en/article/guy…

This is brilliant.

@avaricum777 Id settle for just some neutral narration. youtube.com/shorts/KLU4ouQ…

I am begging the Trump administration to feature music like this in their deportation videos and not "rap"

@MAGAVoice She's leaning forward to see around Macron's nose.

Raise your hand if you love how the Prime Minister of Italy looks at President Trump ❤️

@burtmacklin_fbi Agree. Free the nipple!

I mean, she did apologize. Let her go!