Spanky

@SpecialEdmund Who calls tho

Got a foid’s number last night at the bar and I called today and it’s actually the local Pizza Hut

@SugaSeanMMA Zahabi round 2 sub

Dad life hittin in camp

@RadcliffeV66087 Bro I go alone #NoHomo

Is it gay to hit up the local ice cream joint with a buddy? #lmk #NoHomo

@DickMiller80 quickfixsynthetic.com

My internship gave me a 2 day notice for a drug test #cooked

@ChadwickGworth They close at 2

Top 10 biggest lie of all time.

@liabasai Honestly Lia it was already embarrassing enough

@Spankyspanki yeah go for it dude what do you have to lose

I cannot believe my ex just texted to say he misses me

@chuskerenjoyer Like not married, but pregnant? Bro you won, banging a single mom is elite.

I just caught word that my favorite ex wife that I thought I’d marry is pregnant. I’m gonna take some time off to mourn for a while #liferuined

@karina_core Send him a cat gif

do you guys think the guy i went on a date with hasn’t texted me for a week because he’s in the hospital or do you think it’s because a family member died

@BonerFapper1017 As an unc, once they don’t respond just pull back. Trust me young buck.

“Yea bro she wants me so badly”

@thugmajesty7 Ah fuck it’s me isn’t it

every friend group got that one homie that lost his way and is a shell of his former self

@blacknredtext @Epicartworks 29 is the new 18

Submission from @epicartworks

@Freedom2Bend What about 8 inches and thick

If you're fat in 2026 your a fucking idiot

@weggie_rayne I have 28 followers tho

Annual post on Instagram as a dude is basically an automatic 10-20 follower loss every time.

@TravisMcnut Get the number at least?

Blonde was on me all night. Didn’t close. Drove home drunk. McDonald’s was closed. Rents were waiting for me when I got home. #Nuke myself.

@cavempty_ Define most successful

previously most successful friend of mine became unemployed and immediately got addicted to going to play poker for hours at the casino and camping out for pokemon trading card pack releases god bless him

@Eugene34333572 My bumble and tinder girlfriends both dumped me within 4 days of eachother

Is it possible to meet an actually normal and decent looking girl on Hinge #thoughts

@Freedom2Bend Bro those tits are giving me nightmares

@Spankyspanki 😳 that's terrible

What was your personal 9/11

@mf_tomb @wuzLeft4Bread @WestsideLAGuy I got this 5 dates in after we broke up briefly too, didn’t even bang so brutal.

@wuzLeft4Bread @WestsideLAGuy Usually the girl types a long ass text after the first date because there’s no chemistry

A friend recently went on a date and was gushing over how well it went. "We had a great conversation! I made her laugh! She said I was like the funniest guy she ever met!" I said "bro you got friendzoned." "Nah stop being so pessimistic." Sure enough, he got the HR text.