Primordial 🍺🔆

I love guinea pigs

The way the player character grabs fish in Subnautica is so funny to me. It reminds me of this

i love that dutch is similar enough to german that i known exactly what this says

Neurodivergent issues - Being told you’re shouting when you thought you were talking at a normal volume

"2 likes isnt a lot" imagine 2 dicks in your ass

Wir werden Schrittweise entmündigt

"You just want an easy life". Should I want a difficult one? 😭

jeder deutsche Busbahnhof sieht so aus

Any artist that tells you using references is bad is lying to you btw and wants you to fail

Young men on the internet: women these days have impossible standards! If you’re not 6 feet tall with a 6 figure salary, they won’t even look at you! Young women on the internet: yeah so I had to beg my ex boyfriend to brush his teeth and that wasn’t even the dealbreaker

Nobody wants AI except feds, coders, cheating students, lazy cubicle jockeys, and slop creators. The rest of us are happier to do without.

People quirkifying adhd/autism & turning it into a superpower is how we get here. I've almost lost jobs due to meltdowns from overstimulation. It's ruined multiple friendships/relationships bc l don't understand cues. It's stressful and fucking sucks sometimes

Lets say they force trans women into the mens bathroom and trans men into the womens. I'd like to point out that, they are also not solving the problem like this anyways. Because that same creepy cis man just walks into the same woman's bathroom, doesn't put on a dress, and says, "I'm a transgender man. I have to be in here." And he does the same creepy fucking shit. This entire bathroom narrative is both fake and also doesn't solve anything even based on the transphobe logic.

this is exactly how it feels when you're learning a language and you start recognizing only a couple words

im a fake movie watcher, i just watch whatever i like and i know nothing about famous directors or anything like that, im just here for the vibes, i know nothing

The worst part of applying for jobs is having to write cover letters explaining my deep passion for a company I had no idea existed until I saw the job listing 2 hours ago😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

As a nonbinary transmasc passing as a cis guy its insane how comfortable men are about saying heinous stuff about women when they're under themselves.

I need someone to explain why it’s always "If you can’t pay rent, just skip eating out and budget better" and not "If you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and private jets?"