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@joedelhi I'm not crying you're crying

Left behind in Kabul. Alone. He waited 47 days. K-9 Chaos was not a dog who did his job. He was a dog who had DECIDED, completely, permanently, without reservation, that Lieutenant Marcus Webb was coming back for him. No matter how long it took. At Hamid Karzai International Airport, Kabul, on the morning of August 30th, 2021, a three-year-old Belgian Malinois sat in an empty aircraft hangar. The last American plane had left six hours ago. The evacuation was over. Chaos had been left behind. Not intentionally. The chaos of the withdrawal. The panic. The rush. Webb had been separated from Chaos during the final evacuation. Put on a different plane. Told Chaos would be on the next flight. There was no next flight. Chaos survived the first day alone. Waiting at the hangar where Webb had left him. Chaos survived the first week. Scavenging food from abandoned military supplies. Chaos survived 47 days in Taliban-controlled Kabul. Alone. Hiding. Waiting. Because Chaos survived on the belief that Webb wouldn't leave him forever. Back in the United States, Webb was losing his mind. Filed reports. Called congressmen. Contacted rescue organizations. Went on the news. "I left my dog in Afghanistan," he said on CNN, his voice breaking. "I left my brother. And I'm going to get him back." The military said it was impossible. Kabul had fallen. Taliban controlled the airport. No way to extract a dog. Webb didn't care about impossible. He contacted Pineapple Express, a veteran-run extraction operation. Gave them Chaos's last known location. Sent photos. Videos. Anything that could help. For 47 days, Webb didn't sleep. Didn't eat properly. Just waited for news. On October 16th, 2021, his phone rang. "We found him," the voice said. "We found Chaos." A rescue team had infiltrated Kabul. Used Webb's intel. Found Chaos still at the hangar. Still waiting. Forty-seven days later. Chaos was emaciated. Dehydrated. Traumatized. But alive. The extraction took three days. Smuggling Chaos out of Taliban-controlled territory. Through checkpoints. Through danger. But they got him out. On October 19th, 2021, Chaos landed at Dulles International Airport. Webb was waiting on the tarmac. When they opened the crate, Chaos didn't move. Stared at Webb like he was seeing a ghost. "It's me, brother," Webb said, kneeling down. "I came back. I promised I'd come back." Chaos stepped out slowly. Walked to Webb. Collapsed into his arms. The reunion video went viral. Seventeen million views in three days. But what people didn't see was what happened after. For six months, Chaos wouldn't sleep unless Webb was in the room. Wouldn't eat unless Webb fed him. Wouldn't go outside unless Webb went first. "He's terrified I'll leave him again," Webb said in an interview. "And I don't blame him. I left him once. In the worst place. At the worst time. He waited 47 days for me. And I'll spend the rest of my life making sure he knows I'm never leaving again." Three years later, Chaos still sleeps with his head on Webb's chest. Still follows him everywhere. Still making sure Webb doesn't disappear. K-9 Chaos. Survived 47 days alone in Kabul. Extracted by heroes. Reunited with his handler. Home. facebook.com/share/1HLX9dCv… #LostAndFound #doglover #seniordogs #animalwelfare #militarydog #k9hero #dogrescue #Kabul #47Days #LeftBehind #BroughtHome

@FightWithMemes I am so down with this

We need 10 seasons of this.

@TheMarcitect Maybe they should pick up and move to London then.

The very same white liberal women who protested No Kings are out in full force fawning over a king. Just when you thought they couldn't get any dumber.. they do.

@Bitcoin_Teddy Where is the lie

Vladimir Putin says he doesn't fear the UK because, "they can't even stop rubber boats invading their country or foreigners r*ping their women and kids." He also said the British people hate their leader.

BUGÜN DÜNYA DİLEK GÜNÜ 💗 Şu an bunu okuyorsan bu bir işaret. Şimdi bu gönderinin altına dileğini simgeleyen bir iz bırak ve mühürle. İz bırakan tüm takipçilerim dileklerine kavuştuğu bir sevinç yaşıyor✨

@TheMagaDad Man, I already died in WW7.

Ilhan Omar is threatening to start WORLD WAR 12 over a Supreme Court decision. #Deport

Some words from Samuel Adams

@sashameetsrus *Sam

@sashameetsrus Same Adams had words...

I can’t help but wonder what Alexander Hamilton, George Washington, and Paul Revere would make of Americans fawning over King Charles III…

@MedvedevRussiaE It's 2026....why does Europe still have kings?

Europe's kings were so bored they’ve ditched the rulebook and jumped into politics. What else to make of Charles III and Carl XVI Gustaf rambling on about defending Ukraine and Article 5 of the NATO Treaty? Isn't it time they remembered that they “reign but do not rule”?

@Polymarket Mamdani just wants to sell it so he can pay for all that free stuff he promised.

JUST IN: Mayor Mamdani calls on King Charles to return the Kohinoor Diamond, a 105-carat jewel originally found in India.

Stop fawning over this Clown King. He gave a well orchestrated song and dance and y'all fall for it. This is a snake. He has no power in America.

@Neccccy EuroSlop

Describe Charles in one word?

@HHepplewhite Absolutely. Euroslop has no business asking for anything from us.

King Charles can fuck right off. No to war with Russia No to defending the corrupt coked up clown leader of Ukraine. And FUCK OFF with your lying climate agenda and WEF mates. NO NO NO

@MericaCulture He was right.

James Monroe on the Monroe Doctrine “We owe it, therefore, to candor and to the amicable relations existing between the United States and those powers to declare that we should consider any attempt on their part to extend their system to any portion of this hemisphere as dangerous to our peace and safety.”

@War_Radar2 Ask Charles why his family changed their last name to Windsor.

‼️🇬🇧🇺🇸 King Charles to President Trump: “You recently commented that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German.” “If it weren’t for us, you’d be speaking French.”

@AppyOrtho But the last truly English king was Harold II

American values are British values, British values are from Saint King Alfred. Draw the conclusions you will.

@dannyctkemp Ask Charles why his family changed their last name.

King Charles mic drop: ‘You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that, if it wasn’t for us, you’d be speaking French’

@aj_inapi When you realize that the royals are merely euroslop it all makes sense.

King Charles was sent to "attempt" to normalize the relations between the UK and US for obvious reasons. The whole thing was meticulously planned and executed by the Crown and the Democrats in America that even some people in America have already bought into the illusion that the Crown loves and supports America. I personally watched a few clips here and there of the King's speeches and I have to say, even with the ceremonial gifts and the words that were used, it's clear why people get brainwashed very easily. No wonder we have so many career politicians in DC. President Trump had to accommodate the events of the past 3 days but people MUST not forget that China and Russia are not the REAL enemies. The real enemies are the British Imperialists including the King himself. They try to hide behind the *Special Relations" banner while covertly destabilizing America from within. Be careful........