Tennessee Jed

@xo__sophia We have geographic privilege 😏

It’s unfair how easy it is to get to Europe from the east coast

@GuntherEagleman Theater kids…old f’n theater kids

I watched for 2 seconds and felt y’all needed to see it too.

@ChelseaHarperx @kinseyvalxo What part of he’s white and in shape didn’t you get 🤣🤣🤣

If your idea of an overnight is a “sleepless night,” I’m not your girl.

@ErinMedinaNYC Needs a lid

Things Gemma Song DMs to me

@xo__sophia You didn’t come for the weather and yesterday was stupendous. Going to be high 70s next few days.

I can’t wait to be in warm weather again

@hellovalerieNYC Green eyes 🤘 …when I was young I actually worried mine would change 😄. It was the only thing cool about me.

@hellovalerieNYC Damn good curation…damn good 🔥🔥

@iluvusofia_xo Thursday at my house 😏✌️

What’s it called when YOU can’t keep your hands off of HIM? 🤔

@Lunalenoxnyc I have a rule that I find very helpful…if someone asks you a question they have no business asking, then you have a right to lie.

This guy just asked me what my real name was and I answered with another lie 🤣

@Date_Stella I think it’s mutual

@iluvusofia_xo And you never saw him again?

There’s this one date I still think about, not because it was extravagant, but because it just felt right. 💕 Late dinner, soft lighting, easy conversation. He ordered for us with quiet confidence, and somewhere between the second glass of wine and his story about almost missing a flight, I realized I was laughing a little too easily. After, we just stood outside for a bit… no rushing, no phones, just being there. It wasn’t what we did. It was how present it felt, and that kind of energy quietly raises your standards. 🥰

@RamonaRyderNY There’s a debate?…and they can shut up about pizza and bagels too

I do not think people who were born outside of NYC/NYS can partake in Yankees versus Mets debate.

@RamonaRyderNY @Viviannecrossed 😄😀…

@Viviannecrossed I tried switching early on & bit him.

How it feels admitting to you all im a devout submissive

@JolieStassi The rear delts 🤩…

Flirting with nature and falling for you.

@xo__sophia At least you’ll look great freezing 🥶

*cuts to a scene of me buying a new bag & louboutins*

@RealDonKeith I’m starting to think we should have picked our own cotton,

Never send a racist black guy to solve a professional problem. The ghetto thuggery and slang just doesn’t work.

@TheBabylonBee Duh…of course

Is It OK To Date A Girl Who's Not A Christian As Long As She's Super Hot? buff.ly/2QKvRY4

@BenMFreeman Calling Jesus a Palestinian is as moronic as calling Pocohantus a Virginian

SNL UK calling Jesus a “Palestinian” isn’t satire. It is erasure. It strips Jews of their identity and their connection to the Land of Israel. That isn’t comedy. It is erasive Jew-hatred. And it is dangerous.

@Aspen__Banks @CarreraIvy82908 @AriaSwitch Google “trouble” and that picture on the left pops up….OMG to be 20 yrs younger 🔥

Shutting down Canlis from the private dining room with my faves 🥂

@helloalexxa No way, finder’s keepers…

If lost, return me to Los Angeles.