Spit at everything BLFC

Me when

When you grab hold of me Tell me that I’ll never be set free

@PineDurr HAPPY BIRTHDAY (or there will be consequences)

hehe birthday

@leastracistdog No mommies way

Got called White by a commie today 😊 we're gonna make it latinx bros!

@horsearchist Kill me or release me, horse, but do not waste my time with talk.

Pov you are about to be kicked in the head

@kanalau2 Exactly

@SpitzWillSpit That’s too long to go without saying my favorite word.

OMFG this is way too real

@bruhbruh670 Like Freddy fazbear or like off a building?

@SpitzWillSpit imagine that there will be a moment in your life when you jump for the last time ever truly diabolical

@cheesecrow81 @BudLightSadness Hell yeah I’m hungry now

@SpitzWillSpit @BudLightSadness Yeah, it turned out good, but I overdid it with the roux, gonna have to do half the amount next time.

Welp, here goes nothing, wish me luck. About to stir roux for 20 fucking minutes. @BudLightSadness you didn't tell me it takes so long to make dark roux, JFC.

@cheesecrow81 @BudLightSadness Southern style, I dig it. That’s gonna be damn good.

@SpitzWillSpit @BudLightSadness Oxtail stew.

@goatcel GOOD

@SpitzWillSpit oh thank god i actually don't like mushy peas

if we don't win tomorrow i'm also just straight up not watching the final

@EightTrck Ouch

"you're listening to Philadelphia's classic rock station." *Boulevard of Broken Dreams starts playing*

@PineDurr That’s not doxxing>:0 this is: The address you have listed on your taxes is “the forest”. You suddenly become nocturnal during hunting season. You would commit deer violence for apples.

@SpitzWillSpit doxxed me :(

I ❤️ engagement bait

@Ark_T0ast_ Sometimes what you want is not at all what you need.

@SpitzWillSpit Gotta be careful with that ;p

I ask God to strip me of everything holding me down and he does.

@George46499861 I got what I asked for

@SpitzWillSpit It seems God has a sense of humor

@NoonTheWolf @WolfiesHeat

@NeroFox_ Do it

@SpitzWillSpit Im calling yoir cellphone in 2 minutes after i get off the can.

Mfw nobody got the reference