Splorp mcguffins

@zoomton I was typing when my fridge made a noise. I was lowk making a schitzo document about existance and I nearly shit myself when it knocked twice.

@FernShawArt Look at dis spidor i found a few years ago

Mind you I had people telling me to kill myself and photoshopping themselves killing my pet spiders because I dared to imply that killing spiders that haven't done shit to you is sad lmao

@zoomton Lol, i think it glitched coz i swear it sent as zoomton lololol

@SplorpM98641 @ZOO wtf bro

Me when i watch a cute video of seals only to autoplay graphic gay porn after .2 picoseconds with the vol up

Corvette people when they think the deserve to live:

@GooseworxMusic Wonderful! I think Ill make some art tonight as well now :) (Not of backrooms coz i havent seen it yet lol)

Gotta put a hold on hog tweets for a sec and post fanart cuz I love him and I haven't drawn fanart for anything in forever. #Backrooms

Coubteracting the smell of fish with a bag of microwaved shit

@Activision yo what score do u need to get the patch yall still do that?

@FrostTalkIRL "Only Vulcan AutoCannon i need is from spock" -Kirk or sum

You really only need 3 guns: - A AR-15 - A good bolt gun - A 9mm pistol - A 44 mag revolver - A 12ga shotgun (slug gun) - A 12ga shotgun, semi (buck) - A belt-fed Rifle - A 40mm GL - A Tank - A Barrett 50cal - A vintage BP rifle - A 2nd 9mm pistol - A Vulcan Autocannon

@UPS Check dm

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@UPS fuck you guys, how can a courier service suck THIS HARD?

Not the best thing to see while having a depressive episode tbh lolll

@zoomton I mean, I aint exactly not gay lol

@SplorpM98641 better call me a fiancée or ppl will think you’re gayyyy

Me to my fiance: do you like like me

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description

I love feeling like shit

@zoomton Yeah

@SplorpM98641 what do u Mean.

He is old enough to have witnessed 9/11 and know what was going on Also his mom is hot

@pietrobaudin You’re supposed to put poop in it not coins

@zoomton Real?

save contact?? oh we’re already friends 😏🤩