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Jesse N

@SpongyJNE

3x #1 NYTimes Bestselling Gaming Author (3 Rules for Gamers, True Fundies, The Gamer Whisperer) Also a Smash 64 and Magic: the Gathering player

Connecticut Katılım Ekim 2009
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Jesse N@SpongyJNE·
Younger smash bros players may consider it rude to yell like this, but he's doing it as a courtesy because the majority of 64 players wear hearing aids (most of which were purchased before they came with a Gaming setting)
hungrybox@LiquidHbox

IT'S OFFICIAL: SMASH 64 REMIX WILL HAVE ITS FIRST EVER CASHBOX ON WEDNESDAY MAY 27TH, 6PM EASTERN AND @Wizzrobe IS ENTERING @KeroKeroppi64 @SuPeRbOoMfAnSSB @IsaiAlvaradoSSB : The ball is in your court. SIGN UPS ARE NOW OPEN

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@takessb (I'm using the translation) Last year my doctor's office started using an AI phone answering service, and this made it very difficult to schedule an appointment. When I finally had an appointment, my doctor said "oh yeah, we didn't know about that." ??? I couldn't believe it
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Charlotte Lee@cljack·
before you waste a lot of time in therapy trying to understand men, consider that Napoleon got volunteers to man a battery position with an almost 100% casualty rate by simply renaming it "the battery of not being a little bitch"
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Mitya@Discollaborator·
To be clear, it wasn't a "crusade against elves" it was a crusade against people who live in trees. A lot of those happened to be elves, sure, but we also killed plenty of gnomes and mousefolk. Even a village of giant sentient owls. Hard to call any of that "racially motivated".
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Jesse N@SpongyJNE·
The Mirrodin Besieged prerelease. Guy #1 has Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas in play. Guy #2 plays a Pierce Strider and says "Planeswalkers are players, right?" Guy #1 responds, "yeah, I think so" and puts his Tezzeret in the graveyard
wzrdnx@wzrdnx

it's real hater hours, so I want to know: what's the WEIRDEST or WORST misunderstanding of Magic's rules that you've encountered in the wild? whether it was at an LGS, a kitchen table hangout, a big convention, wherever?

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conniving eunuch@1BBGGGUU·
I’m toasted out of my mind at local draft night, playing 42 card 5 color control in minute 35 of game 1 against a uniformed pig. Officer 1-2 puts their bomb on the stack, my bleary red eyes ping-pong between the counter spell in my hand and their service weapon. I let it resolve
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CigNus💥Jay-Day@itCigNus·
✨64 ROLLBACK IS HERE!!!✨ Thank you to @NyxTheShield and nickthename for the work on this build and everyone that tested things out and was patient with us. Linux Netplay is also included!🐧 Currently it's only 2 Player but we have plans for more. github.com/Jay-Day/RMG-K/…
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Wyatt@SladesBrother·
youre lame asf for punishing that option that i do every time
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John Attridge@John_Attridge·
I fail to see the point of a "book club". Once I have made a universally valid judgement about a book's aesthetic merit, there is nothing left to discuss
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Mitya@Discollaborator·
The chinese takeout place gave me three sets of utensils with my food as a deliberate attack on my fragile emotional state
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Jesse N@SpongyJNE·
thank u for having my back feudalism bot, ur a real one 🥲
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Jesse N@SpongyJNE·
@SkinnyTuna That's basically the same premise as this comic, which ended up being the inspiration for Braum. Maybe another one would do the trick, it's been long enough
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Kyle Kushblasta@SkinnyTuna·
why are all the supports in league girlypop. when are they adding an enchanter who’s a fat hairy guy
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Tyler Schmall
Tyler Schmall@tylerschmall·
Let’s just say George RR Martin isn’t the only one who’s written 1,200 pages of Winds of Winter. We’ll see who finishes first Georgie boy @GRRMspeaking
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Jesse N@SpongyJNE·
@RustiestDogEver I think it's important to have a few delusional beliefs like this. I could learn Spanish in 10 days if I really tried
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rust dog@RustiestDogEver·
I could easily conduct a large orchestra sight unseen
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Jesse N@SpongyJNE·
@RustiestDogEver Just got one of these for the first time. No speed limit signs anywhere. Almost as bad a scam as the time I got pulled over for being an ambi-turner. They added a $9 "processing fee" too just to assure u they'll never use the money to fix the pothole outside your parking lot
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rust dog@RustiestDogEver·
Unpopular opinion: I like the speed cameras. They mostly affect asshole drivers with horrible personalities. Sure they affect u too but for every one ticket u get in the mail u get to watch 10 ford trucks get fined in real time 📸
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