Scott White

@mattyfwhite There’s no Scampi and Bacon option

@MoutonIsAClaret Got myself a Hockney

The wine is quite excellent. Although for such a grand meal I would have expected a claret.

Ronaldo chocolate. Probably a few years past its sell by date I reckon.

@PowellWilem @easyJet 🤷‍♂️

Just tried to be told by @easyJet that I had to pay because this bag ‘didn’t fit’ 🤔 the lengths they will go to to try and steal money is unreal…

@bigdannyspencer @EastStreetWines Bloody hell mate, eight years 😮👍🏻

01/07/2016 was the 1st day of @EastStreetWines We were incorporated the day before the referendum and we started work today. And despite the utter fallacy of Brexit followed by 2 years of Covid we are still here. A huge thank you to both our investors and our loyal customers. xx

@simonbinns @freightisland lol 😂

Heading to @freightisland to watch the ruddy football aren’t I.

@MrBramhallBeer @Ryanair 😂

@Sponski2000 @Ryanair “Hi Scott, thanks for getting in touch with @Ryanair. Please listen to the following options, dial: 1) face bothered 2) couldn’t give a fluffy turd 3) not my problem To listen to those options again press 4

Hi @Ryanair trying to ‘chat’ online for 2 hours for a detail change but been bumped off and sent way back in the queue twice already….concerned I’m not going to be able to get through as I won’t be able to ‘speak’ before I travel??? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

@HeatonHops 😆

After many long & protracted negotiations I can now officially confirm the rumours are true I can’t wait to get the Carling pouring 🍻🍻🍻🍻

@awesommelier Undulating

@Ginger_Tucci Same. Really good for humans tho 👍🏻

@Sponski2000 He has two. Doesn’t use them

The dog has thrown himself off of every piece of furniture and moved to every floor variant sighing so loudly, in a heat endured tantrum, that I’m currently on Curry’s online considering buying him a Dyson Fan.

@MrBramhallBeer Yes mate, I stumbled in there a few weeks ago 👌

New kebab house on Cheadle high street. Kurdish kebab for lunch. Simple yet delicious. Complimentary soup whilst I waited.

@LevanterFoods 😘

@DanielLambert29 One of the Southern Rhone Cru?

@kevinwineSW19 @NoContextBrits Marian Pahars 😮

@NoContextBrits Spiders.

Name something every British person has in their household.

@Pops__o Well, as you know, Thursday is the new Friday. Cheers 🍻

After work nail day! Look at these beautiful bastards holding a bloody decent beer. Just going to open it, yes on a Thursday. Well it is the weekend tomorrow and it’s warm in the garden, so…

@DeadlineDayLive If Jude is only €105m then a lot less than this

🚨 How much is Declan Rice worth? 🤔👇

@Lukepayne92 I’m still fuming about Ashton breaking Schwarzer’s cheekbone in the semi 😤

As a West Ham fan, I’ve only ever experienced one cup final in my lifetime. What a cup final that was by the way, FA cup 06, greatest cup final ever? Even though the best team lost! I don’t think I’m ready for this tonight, I don’t really know how I should feel.

Two tickets for Arctic Monkeys tomorrow at Trafford Cricket Ground. Really wanted to go but something has come up so going to be challenging. Face value £160 for the pair. Standing and unreserved seating. If interested please DM me. Tickets just need to be printed. Cheers.