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@PierreVLeBrun Nothing burger tweet.. gg top journalist slop 🫠

It’s interesting that our only focus seems to be on what 97 will decide to do, whether that’s this summer or next or whenever. And it’s obviously because he only has a 2-year deal. But I mean, nothing is stopping Leon Draisaitl from asking out one day if that’s what he wanted. Not saying he will nor do I have any feeling he will. But just because he signed an 8-year deal doesn’t mean he will necessarily play it out all in Edmonton.

@AzorcanGlobal Darnell Nurse sucks

The #Oilers that were on the media list tonight on the board in the dressing room - 97, 29, 93, 14. Three are captains. One captain is missing.

@EdmontonOilers @sentinelstorage Clean house. Get rid of Bowman & Knobs. Its over

Game over. Series over. @sentinelstorage | #LetsGoOilers

@KotabTweets @waxieman @Sportsnet @FriedgeHNIC Darnell Nurse’s contract is destroying them. Bowman’s swing & miss on Jarry is fireable offence. Knobs & Bowman gone, clean house & pray Connor doesnt request a trade. They continue to fail him.

@waxieman @Sportsnet @FriedgeHNIC I know, it’s not just the goaltending. There’s plenty of things you can point to, that’s just scratching the surface

"We were an average team all year. When you're an average team with high expectations, you're going to be disappointed." Connor McDavid speaks with the media following the end of the Oilers season

@CultureCrave I respect the hustle 🫡

A man was arrested after trying to hide overnight inside a Best Buy to be first in line for a Pokémon card release (via NBC LA)

@playboysecrets I think even the cuck would kill this bitch for being so diabolical.

Women break the rules for alphas and make the rules for betas. They’ll punish you for your weakness and reward you for your boldness.

@6ixbuzztv Just do the same to him now

Prosecutors claim D4VD stabbed 14-year-old Celeste Rivas Hernandez to death and bought two chainsaws online to dismember her body in an inflatable pool.

@bryan_johnson 🙃

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

@Merihdemiral Buddy you turned into a goof

For the first time, there’s a Champions League medal in their stadium😅

@Cobratate @Banks Now you love jews

@Banks Looks like cinema 🎥

The truth about FaZe. Find out what I'm doing next, tomorrow.

@worldlibertyfi This shit will be worthless in 3 months

Token unlock proposal is now live for vote. ☝️ This is one of the most significant governance proposals in WLFI history. Here's what's at stake.

OIL back to $106 a barrel. They’re financially crippling people on purpose.

@BowTiedBroke Gunna get moldy quick without a dehumidifier..

My renovation is going well.

@essjaybee21 @Boluwatiiffee legend Van Nistelrooy.

@Boluwatiiffee Beckham, Di Maria, Heinze, Owen, Varane. I could name more.

Ronaldo and Casemiro aside, name a player that played for Real Madrid and Manchester United You can’t

@levistraus0 @theMadridZone @La_SER Humiliating season for Madrid. Winning no trophies, terrible style of play, lack of goals. Pathetic.

@theMadridZone @La_SER

🚨 STAT: During Cristiano Ronaldo’s tenure at Real Madrid, the club had NEVER scored below 80 goals by matchday 33. Since his departure, the club has only crossed the 70 goal mark once (23/24) by matchday 33. @La_SER

@DannyWebster21 And jinx...

If Utah ties this at some point, remember that Andersson-Sissons collision that should've made it 4-2.

@BlueJays @BuffaloBisons Hes cooked

ROSTER MOVES: 🔹 RHP Max Scherzer placed on 15-day IL (right forearm tendinitis, left ankle inflammation) 🔹 RHP Chase Lee recalled from Triple-A and will be active tonight

@Polymarket Nobody cares

JUST IN: Looksmaxxer Clavicular reveals he is going to be a father.

@Noahplays4Niko @GetUpESPN @RealMikeWilbon It is rigged

@GetUpESPN @RealMikeWilbon This protect the refs movement in the NBA makes the game look rigged I hate say it . But it’s the truth .

"Write a check. A sizable one." —@RealMikeWilbon on the ramifications of Devin Booker calling out the officiating ⬇️

@tommykippes2 Shoulda never signed that extension

bro is mcdavid okay