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@SpunkyAzCougar

Professional Engineer (ASU Alum) and comedian (it’s a joke if you’re offended) RTs and Likes are not endorsements.

Maryland Katılım Şubat 2011
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@HorrorGorl Because if it’s from my tax dollars then I care because then I’m also paying for their healthcare. So why should they have junk?
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Tired Peasant@HorrorGorl·
Why do so many people feel the need to police what poor people eat?
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@EatParly @nypost Be thankfully you’ve never experienced that much grief.
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@CSOonX She was a willing participant. Unless of course she’s insinuating something else.
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Holy shit: Paige Shiver told "Good Morning America" that former Michigan head coach Sherrone Moore got her pregnant & that their affair was an open secret in the athletic department. How does Michigan AD Warde Manuel still have a job???
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@MyDogTeddyG @SarahHuckabee When you were a kid did your parents buy you EVERYTHING you wanted? Man I remember when times were tight and I couldn’t even get a quarter for a gumball. Fuck off! It’s not a right.
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@SarahHuckabee So if you're poor, you can't enjoy even the smallest pleasures anymore.
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@cantripguy @subzndubz Correct and if you want to exercise your 2A rights you’d be a dumbass to get a medical card.
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Weed Drinks Guy@cantripguy·
@subzndubz Recreational marijuana licenses are very much registered with the state
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@_sorrengailll Uh what? I wear a different pair every day. I own a lot of underwear
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⚡︎@_sorrengailll·
To girls who don’t wear panty liners: do you buy new fucking underwear every fucking week?😭
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Hello over 40’s gym goers… How many times a week do you work out?
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My therapist told me: “When a person grows up feeling unseen, they learn to love by over-giving. They pour into everyone else, hoping that, one day, someone will finally pour back into them. So they become the care taker. The fixer. The one who shows up, even when no one shows up for them.” And the hardest part? Deep down, they're not trying to be strong. They're just waiting for someone to do for them what they've spent their whole life doing for everyone else.
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@FaeCurves That’s why I set out my gym clothes the night before. No excuses I couldn’t find something.
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Fae - Female Fitness Coach
Frequent gym goers know this, you have to move fast when you get out of bed right before your brain starts negotiating
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Jannn@jannnelss·
I can't trust fans of the Lakers, who aren't from California. As a kid you picked a popular team with a popular player, when your home team was right there.
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@solmareaa That’s where I’m at. I call it the Meridith Gray. I wouldn’t stop it.
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como se llama cuando no intentas nada para terminar con tu vida pero si en este mismo instante pasara un accidente que te pusieras al borde de la muerte no la evitarías a ver díganme
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@antonnxxxx @FabriceFellous @eurofounder John’s Hopkins has entered the chat! The fuck! You guys send your big cases to us. The reason our health costs are so high is the whole world benefits from our breakthroughs.
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My wife collapsed in our hotel room in New York today “Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe” she was screaming My heart dropped If she ends up in an American hospital we are financially ruined I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today “Please I’m begging you” she was lying on the floor I sighed and called 911 She is now in surgery as apparently her appendix “almost burst” I am extremely scared This is going to cost us at least $100,000 She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany I will never visit this barbaric country ever again
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@iri_daifuku I’m afraid it’s permanent too and I’m just never going to feel alive again.
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i dont know if that loneliness is ever going to go away.. its like it baked into the deepest parts of me and permanently wired my circuitry to never feel truly safe and never feel truly loved.
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@2lastvibes It’s a feeling of nothingness. Just existing
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“It’s so difficult to describe depression to someone who’s never been there, because it’s not sadness. I know sadness. Sadness is to cry and to feel. But it’s that cold absence of feeling…that really hollowed-out feeling.”
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ngl i passed away internally months ago. im just physically existing at this point
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@DarrigoMelanie Yes it actually is because I went through the wringer to get an ID in Maryland. Where were you when I moved here and had to go back 3 times.
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@jamielyn0127 @lovesanslogic @BotheredBoy They make it way too hard. I’d rather someone get a part time job to get their foot in the door. Supplement them but as they make more money the supplement gets lower until they don’t need it. Not this oh you have a job, okay good luck!
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@SpunkyAzCougar @lovesanslogic @BotheredBoy Disability is even worse imo. At least with social services like these you can try and crawl your way out. Though they certainly try to make things harder. But if you’re disabled? Sorry you better not have more than 2k in assets or savings. They want you to be sick and broke.
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@cturnbull1968 Well in Maryland I had to do all that to get the ID to have a beer at Jimmys.
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@chrisdmowrey And we get to pay for her health insurance! Yay! Hey eat all this unhealthy shit on my dime then let me pay for your diabetes. It’s only 5 cents
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