Mr Paul

#PetRemembranceDay Jasper, who passed a year ago. Miss you every day kid.

@mrmarksteel @lamarr_mark Once had a wee next to actor Sebastian Shaw, the old fella inside Darth Vader at the end of Jedi. Remember being shocked by how tanned his old man was. A little on the dark side.

Right. I’m engaged in a conversation with @lamarr_mark about who we’ve stood next to while having a piss. So far we’ve got Derek Jameson, Peter Snow, Tim Rice and Gary Glitter. Any others? (I’m aware this will be a tad male-dominated, I can only apologise).

Second part of my guest stint on @Profdais talking the Friday the 13th movies. This week, the Tommy Jarvis trilogy.

Start of a month long series where we talk through all the Friday the 13th movies. Good to be podcasting about horror again.

If you’re pissed off at how @British_Airways has tried to exploit people wanting to go and see family in the UK today, don’t bother sending them an email via their website. They fob you off with an auto reply, don’t even read it. Disgusting.

Blatant price gouging from @british_airways today. Taking advantage of people who just want to see their families. Utterly disgusting.

. @British_Airways

@BadWilf Erm? *waves arms*

I do love that people in the UK stay up for this. No American is staying up for UK elections “how’s Dagenham gone?”

RT @Xbox: The one. The only. Xbox Series X Fridge giveaway. Follow and retweet with #XSXFridgeSweeps for a chance to win the Xbox Series X Fridge. Ends 11/04/20. Rules: xbx.lv/3mnFCYi

@majornelson Salem’s Lot #freecodefridaycontest

In the rear window of Glenn Hoddle’s car, there is a hand written sign that says “Running in”.

Glenn Hoddle updates adobe flash player whenever prompted.

The podcast is back! Episode 25 interview with @ohioplayersog drummer Diamond Williams. We talk funk, the band's first new music in 30 years and more. Music by @Ohweatherly The Rocket & Fall Flavoured. stmpodcast.com/2018/03/15/sta…

Nominated by @ashversus Tweet a film poster you like, no explanation, and nominate five others: @Doctor_Vendetta @beastmasterpete @lincolnlhayes @thesonichammer @cjjc

@Ask_Spectrum All service utterly fucked off half way through the Stranger Things finale. Wonderfully timing.

@RealBobMortimer Have you seen these wonderful devices, may be just what you need for your wayward anus?

@BeyondFest thanks guys, appreciate all your hard work.

@Fandango No I won't, because while you were resolving the thing I really wanted sold out. Again, clicked purchase x3. Where r my tickets?

@beyondfest for screenings that aren't sold out, will there be tickets available at the box office? 2/2

Love @beyondfest but after @fandango fucked me over today, can't bring myself to pay a convenience fee to them on tickets. 1/2