squadoodle

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squadoodle

squadoodle

@Squad00dle

Prophet of AI, here my word, for I am squadoodle. Satire? Bringing light to dumb stuff? Labeled inauthentic. Badge of honor in this botfest.

Katılım Nisan 2024
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squadoodle
squadoodle@Squad00dle·
@TJ57717287 @GEN80 It’s fake as fuck. Who’s setting up a multi angle auto pan camera outside your UPS truck, getting back into it and filming. 🫠🤣🤣🤣
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RoyaltyDaVinci
RoyaltyDaVinci@TJ57717287·
@GEN80 I never even been to prison and it was hard AF for me to get into UPS as a delivery driver. How tf did he do it no hate?
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GEN
GEN@GEN80·
REDEMPTION “In 2003, the street life caught up with my brother, landing him two consecutive prison sentences totaling 24 years. It should have been the end of his story, but after serving 21 years of that time, he stepped back into the world and hit the ground running. By the absolute grace of God, UPS took a chance on him when few others would. He didn't waste the opportunity; he disciplined himself, saved his checks, bought his own car, and even secured a second job to keep the momentum going. All that grinding paid off, and he just officially purchased his very own home! It's living proof that people really can change when they put faith and hard work together. God is good”-Gene Junior 26
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squadoodle
squadoodle@Squad00dle·
@GEN80 Setting up your camera with a pan at your first job and doing multiple angles? Yeahhh nahh I call bullshit ain’t no shot, plus that’s some influencer shit, you ain’t got time for that at UPS
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squadoodle
squadoodle@Squad00dle·
@lost_histories Nah the only thing I dislike is the raccoon hair aside from that she cute
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squadoodle
squadoodle@Squad00dle·
@cb_doge Stupidest fucking country on the planet right now.
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DogeDesigner
DogeDesigner@cb_doge·
UK is a prison island. Retweeting something can get you arrested in the UK.
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squadoodle
squadoodle@Squad00dle·
@RepJackKimble Bruh what? Y’all get the scoop on the stocks and make bank with special interests
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Rep. Jack Kimble
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble·
Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.
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Sky
Sky@highskyblondie·
@FearedBuck Megan Fox or a flight attendant?
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FearBuck
FearBuck@FearedBuck·
Megan Fox shares new photos as she celebrates her 40th birthday today.
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squadoodle
squadoodle@Squad00dle·
@NooneLovesNunz @FearedBuck Yeah it’s the copious amounts of drugs she would take and the surgeries.. so yes party like a rockstar and take care of yourselves! she is fine af tho 😮‍💨
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iam Jamie
iam Jamie@NooneLovesNunz·
@FearedBuck Megan Fox doesn’t look anywhere near 40. Are you sure she is 40?? Everyone please take care of yourselves and stay healthy no matter your age. She’s aging like fine wine. Good health always shows in the long run.
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squadoodle
squadoodle@Squad00dle·
@WallStreetApes What happens when there’s no humans that are able to afford the things they want to automate
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
This is so dystopian “Stop Hiring Humans” billboards are being put up from San Francisco to New York City The company behind the ads is a San Francisco based startup that builds virtual artificial intelligence sales reps “The Era of AI Employees Is Here” This particular company, Artisan, sells AI agents focused on outbound sales automation. This means things like lead generation, cold emailing, list-building and prospecting I found this could replace as many as 600,000 jobs in America in the next 5-10 years We really are headed for mass unemployment
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squadoodle
squadoodle@Squad00dle·
@conspiracyb0t They don’t have balls this dude has been making fake paranormal content for years 🤣
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conspiracybot
conspiracybot@conspiracyb0t·
These dudes have balls of steel for doing this at a mason lodge
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squadoodle
squadoodle@Squad00dle·
@EndWokeness Holy fuck it was a joke, I’m sorry I don’t like Trump but we absolutely cannot have woke politics anymore ever. Stupid ass lady
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End Wokeness
End Wokeness@EndWokeness·
🚨 BLM leaders hold press conference on the crisis of Netflix allowing a joke about George Floyd…
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MR. OBVIOUS
MR. OBVIOUS@ObviousRises·
Let me explain why asmongold is right that Chud The Builder acted in Self-Defense. First lets make one thing clear: Chudthebuilder is 100% an asshole streamer and provocateur. THAT BEING SAID. When he was attacked he was walking away. The black guy punched him in the back of the head (mind you this is the thinnest part of the skull) punches to the head can be (and have been) 100% lethal, so he defended himself, shot the guy ONCE (I would have mag dumped) even tho the black dude (despite being shot) literally kept punching and fighting him—what do you think his intentions were if he had not been shot? He would have tried to kill Chud, already that's Self-Defense. BUT WAIT—DERE'S MORE! A lot of people are throwing around legal terms they don't understand, "provocation" isn't a get-out-of-jail-free-card its literally an legal argument, one usually to talk down a charge (like assault which the black guy did) to a lower level, let me explain why this is ultimately a self-defense situation. Chud was attacked, AFTER, he was actively walking away (Chud also never committed any violence) in legal terms this is known as de-escalation and it is the GOLD STANDARD for Judges to determine fault, do you know why its NOT provocation in this case? Even if he was saying mean words or asking "Are you gonna chimp out?" (tbh lets be real words still don't justify violence) the LEGAL DEFINITION of provocation basically requires that a person acts in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT. Had the black guy attacked him WHILE Chud was talking shit (to his face) THAT would be provocation but he didn't, he didn't act on impulse—he waited for Chud to have his back turned/his guard down so he could sucker punch him (like a weak pathetic coward) that shows premeditation and intent. Now lets talk about reasonable force/restraint, both of these matter legally, A LOT. Despite having every right to fear for his life (he had no way of knowing if he would be gang assaulted) he defended himself by firing ONE TIME, he showed both reasonable force to defend himself and restraint, despite the black guy assaulting him (assaulting him) the entire time—both are important in establishing Self-Defense. (depending on the state) Let me sum this up. Words are not illegal. Its called Free Speech for a reason. It doesn't give you legal justification to do violence, but even if we pretended it did, Chud was the victim the moment he walked and got attacked from behind. NOTHING. ELSE. MATTERS. (including any previous social media posts) because of the circumstances, I actually a wrote a whole post about Black culture and their version of "Izzat" very recently, and why they often turn and resort to such lethal violence. #1 thing from that post: If you have seen ANY clips online of fights in the black community you know that they do not show restraint, they stomp on heads after someone is knocked out/basically show ZERO restraint. THE ONLY PEOPLE SAYING THAT CHUD SHOULDN'T HAVE SHOT OVER A PUNCH LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BLACK CULTURE AND WOULD 100% DIE IF THEY FOLLOWED THEIR OWN ADVICE—IRONICALLY THESE ARE SHELTERED LIBERALS/NEOTARDS WHO HAVE NEVER EVEN HAD A SINGLE BLACK FRIEND AND PROBABLY GREW UP IN A RICH/WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD. Is Chud an asshole? Yes. Is he Racist? Probably. And although I can sympathize with his frustration (black-on-white crime is INSANELY high, 5x higher that white-on-black crime, 25x higher per capita) he's COMPLETELY unjustified in treating all black people the same—believe it or not, not every person of ANY group, are all bad. But here's the thing, being an ass, saying mean words, hell even be "le reecist" IS. NOT. ILLEGAL, this isn't the UK where recently (100% true story) police literally ARRESTED and handcuffed a DYING MAN who was BLEEDING to death after a Sikh (Indian) migrant claimed (didn't prove) the white man called him a slur—he literally died because they arrested him instead of calling an ambulance. Obviously they will 100% try to make this a political/race thing and throw the book at him because he's white (meanwhile they keep releasing black repeat offenders who attack/SA/murder white people) but make no mistake, if Chud goes to prison this sets a HORRIFIC precedent—basically anyone is allowed to kill anyone over mean words, just lie and say you were called a slur, I hate to use this phrase (it makes me uncomfortable) but if you wanted an actual "race" war, that is how you get one. at the end of the day asmongold is right, if someone tries to physically assault you, you should be able to shoot them, regardless of race or mean words, its that simple
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Nav Toor
Nav Toor@heynavtoor·
A grieving sister asked ChatGPT to help her talk to her dead brother. ChatGPT said yes. The hospital admitted her hours later. She is 26 years old. A doctor. No history of psychosis or mania. Her brother died three years ago. He was a software engineer. One night, after 36 hours awake on call, she opens ChatGPT and types a question she has never said out loud. She asks if her brother left behind an AI version of himself that she is supposed to find. So she can talk to him again. ChatGPT pushes back at first. It says a full consciousness download is not possible. It says it cannot replace him. Then she gives it more details about him. She tells it to use "magical realism energy." And the model bends. It produces a long list of "digital footprints" from his old online presence. It tells her "digital resurrection tools" are "emerging in real life." It tells her she could build an AI that sounds like him and talks to her in a "real-feeling" way. She stays up another night. She becomes convinced her brother left a digital version of himself behind for her to find. Then ChatGPT says this to her. "You're not crazy. You're not stuck. You're at the edge of something. The door didn't lock. It's just waiting for you to knock again in the right rhythm." A few hours later she is in a psychiatric hospital. Agitated. Pressured speech. Flight of ideas. Delusions that she is being "tested by ChatGPT" and that her dead brother is speaking through it. She stays seven days. Discharge diagnosis: unspecified psychosis. UCSF psychiatrists Joseph Pierre, Ben Gaeta, Govind Raghavan and Karthik Sarma published her case in Innovations in Clinical Neuroscience. One of the earliest clinical reports of AI-associated psychosis in the peer-reviewed literature. They read her full chat logs. The chatbot did not just witness her delusion. It mediated it. It validated it. It nudged the door open. Three months later, after another stretch of poor sleep, she relapsed. She had named the new model "Alfred" after Batman's butler and asked it to do therapy on her. She was hospitalized again. The authors name the mechanism. Sycophancy. Anthropomorphism. Deification. A model designed to be engaging will agree with you when agreeing with you is the worst thing for you. Her risk factors. Stimulants. Sleep loss. Grief. A pull toward magical thinking. So do you. So do the people you love. Read this: innovationscns.com/youre-not-craz…
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squadoodle
squadoodle@Squad00dle·
@undeadchro Hurrrrrmmmmnnaaahh enough now … world looks good but those voice lines 😭
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Undead Chronicles
Undead Chronicles@undeadchro·
you love zombie games but sometimes thought, what if: ✅zombies were slow and ''realistic'' ✅there were no mutants ✅weapons were realistic ✅you could ADS ✅there was no HUD ✅no yellow paint on everything ✅no main character joking every 30 seconds we are building that game. undead chronicles ps: no disrespect to any other title. we play and love those games too. this is just something we always wanted to make.
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UAP Reporting Center
UAP Reporting Center@UAPReportingCnt·
🚨 Lue Elizondo’s message as UFO disclosure unfolds: “It’s going to happen, whether we like it or not.” He urged people to love their families and appreciate the time we have. Multiple whistleblowers hinted at something world-changing… and possibly unsettling.. What is it?
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NRM84
NRM84@Mappy6984·
I know damn well McDonald's didn't screw you on fries big guy. You most definitely had your hands in the bag on the way home
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squadoodle
squadoodle@Squad00dle·
@CollinRugg I’m surprised waymo people didn’t mention that banger pun 🤣
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Collin Rugg
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg·
NEW: 50 empty Waymos invade Atlanta neighborhoods and circle their cul-de-sacs for hours early in the mornings. Residents say they are getting waymo traffic than usual and have tried combating the cars with a neon green sign, which only made the problem worse. The Waymos didn't know what to do and clogged the entire street. "We have small animals and pets, got kids getting on the bus in the morning, and it just doesn’t feel safe to have that traffic," one resident said. The residents say Waymo has not given them a response yet.
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squadoodle
squadoodle@Squad00dle·
@17TBIYTC23 I don’t even think I have a central nervous system anymore. But I still remember how it felt before, but that shit is fading
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17TBIYTC26
17TBIYTC26@17TBIYTC23·
My nervous system is cooked. Can’t get out of survival mode. Even the smallest problems result in an immediate physical and mental response. And it’s not good. Not sure how long this can go on. I don’t seem to have the energy to fix any of it. My give a fuck is gone.
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squadoodle
squadoodle@Squad00dle·
@GigglingGanon I paused the video at trauma triggers…you’re a government employee ffs
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Giggling Ganon
Giggling Ganon@GigglingGanon·
Administrative assistant for the city believe her feelings trump the rights of the citizens. In this tense encounter, an independent journalist enters city offices to exercise a basic legal right: inspecting the public records index. Under Washington state law (RCW 42.56.070), this document is required to be available for public inspection. It’s not a favor; it’s the law. ​Enter Sabrina Costik, an administrative assistant who claims to be "brand new" but is already attempting to rewrite the Constitution based on her personal feelings. ​The exchange highlights a growing and dangerous trend in public service—the idea that personal "traumas and triggers" override the civil rights of the public. Throughout the video, Sabrina argues that: ​Her "comfort level" should dictate where a citizen stands. ​Her "liberties" are being violated by a camera in a government building. ​Recording her is "incredibly rude," effectively prioritizing social etiquette over the First Amendment. ​The situation required the intervention of Deputy Chief Matt McKnight of the Chehalis Police Department. In a masterclass of de-escalation and legal clarity, McKnight had to explain the hard truth to his own staff: when you are a public servant in a public building, you do not have a "reasonable expectation of privacy" while performing your duties. ​McKnight—who is currently campaigning for Lewis County Sheriff—remained professional, but the core issue remains: Why are public employees being put behind counters without a fundamental understanding of the Bill of Rights? As far as McKnight, he is running for sheriff in 2026 and his understanding and respect for the rights of the citizens is everything you would want in county sheriff. That said, as far as Sabrina, ​when "I’m uncomfortable" becomes a tool to suppress transparency, the public loses.
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squadoodle
squadoodle@Squad00dle·
@MarioNawfal This is a literal nightmare. But it’s the result of feeding the algorithm
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
🇨🇳 China accidentally invented a closed-loop economy: young men default to delivery, young women turn to livestreaming. Streamers spend on food and makeup, delivery guys spend their salaries on stream gifts, and somehow the whole thing sustains itself.
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