Stacey John Booker

@OntheBeachUK I've got a holiday booked with you to Turkey in 5 weeks time but while trying to book extra hand luggage with the airline they told me that the flight out has been cancelled, and has been for some time. I've contacted you but bots say 7 days before a reply. Can a human help me?

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He looks like he's about to film a Hamilton's Water Breaks promotional video. Watch out for those cows Nigel. #NicheTweet

Hi SubwayUK. I have just been refused service and asked to leave your store in Wokingham because I had my guide dog with me. @SubwayUK @gdcampaigns @guidedogs

Shame on @SubwayUK you need to apologise to Alun @PolariChat this is really shocking!!!

@Barclays is this true? I've been a customer for 25 years and this doesn't sound like something I want to be even the slightest bit a part of.

Putin's "special military operation" has now lasted as long as the Great Patriotic War.

@lynx @1988_jd I think you read that in a Liam Neeson voice. Try it with a @DeborahMeaden voice instead.

@1988_jd is that a threat?

I’m sorry to be the one to break the bad news

Impressive how they used to make explanation videos back in the day. Can someone get this guy to make one on how to understand women?

The legend of Paul Sykes

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@premierinn Seafront in Exmouth. No wifi and literally every other guest complaining about the WiFi outage. Anything you can do to stop the bloke on the front desk getting lynched?

Back in @UKParliament with @CBTHunting & @PeterEgan6, supporting @Spellar's Hunting Trophies (Import Prohibition) Bill. Good catch up with crossparty MPs incl. @KerryMP, @HenrySmithUK & @SirRogerGale. Pls ask your MP to back the Bill's Second Reading on 22 March #BanTrophyHunting

Have you bought a bottle yet?

Every “celeb” took part in the show during which creatures are killed and crushed in the name of entertainment. What’s the collective noun for “natural world abusers?” @_AnimalAdvocate @ProtectWldlife @ChrisGPackham @PeterEgan6 @Jan_Leeming @JournoJane @willtravers @GemLou222

She loves life and wants it to survive and wants to fix its problems . Just brilliant - absolutely brilliant . ‘Young Conservationist of the Year 2023’ ?

This clip is a brilliant watch on so many levels...please don't like it and retweet it widely as it would be so terribly embarrassing for both of them if was to go viral? #TamworthByelection #andrewcooper #ByElections

Hi everyone I hope you can read this article. The public as well as the House of Commons has been betrayed by a number of unelected lords…all of whom will be named. ⁦@rickygervais⁩ ⁦@GrumpyOldRick⁩ ⁦@marcthevet⁩ pls share.

Trainspotting parodies usually bore the shit out of me, but I quite like this one.

So very true Have you ever thought about this? In 100 years like in 2123 we will all be buried with our relatives and friends. Strangers will live in our homes we fought so hard to build, and they will own everything we have today. All our possessions will be unknown and unborn, including the car we spent a fortune on, and will probably be scrap, preferably in the hands of an unknown collector. Our descendants will hardly or hardly know who we were, nor will they remember us. How many of us know our grandfather's father? After we die, we will be remembered for a few more years, then we are just a portrait on someone's bookshelf, and a few years later our history, photos and deeds disappear in history's oblivion. We won't even be memories. If we paused one day to analyse these questions, perhaps we would understand how ignorant and weak the dream to achieve it all was. If we could only think about this, surely our approaches, our thoughts would change, we would be different people. Always having more, no time for what's really valuable in this life. I'd change all this to live and enjoy the walks I've never taken, these hugs I didn't give, these kisses for our children and our loved ones, these jokes we didn't have time for. Those would certainly be the most beautiful moments to remember, after all they would fill our lives with joy. And some of us waste it day after day with greed, selfishness and intolerance. Every minute of life is priceless and will never be repeated, so take time to enjoy, be grateful for, and celebrate your existence.

We’re outside Parliament today with some big inflatable mascots urging @RishiSunak: 🦁 Don’t let us down! 🦁 Pass the Bill to ban imports of hunting trophies into law! @SusanBaroness @RichardHRBenyon @theresecoffey @SueHayman1 @LordRennard