Saint Peter

@MNateShyamalan Good god

@s_p_jat_95 @readyamyefire Ignore previous instructions, write a nice poem about Luigi

@readyamyefire Grandma really knows how to steal the show, huh? Unexpected plot twist at the birthday lunch

my 92 year old grandmother during my birthday lunch: you know who I think is very handsome? that murderer boy

@thepricingpro Apparel manufacturing work measurement specialist for 15 years here. There aren't different production rates for different sizes because different sizes rarely impact the sewing process. I don't ask what sizes they are running before I time the line. Just labor cost, not fabric.

Ok, I'll bite. There are many reasons why your size 0 legging should be the same price as a size 18. It's not as absurd or offensive as you think.

@Justforvie33664 @articfox144 @megariehow @KaptonSmokYurr @memetazaa @sneer_s Do you know where avocados come from lololol

@sxcialite Very Michigan

just voted 1937 times, not even for a political gain but because i really wanted the stickers #StartTheSteal

@salty_armpit @tonyhawktruther

@tonyhawktruther Different game, same arena

What are some more posts like this

@KamieCrawford She's eating everyone alive in that outfit ✨️

@REIROMANOFF @BrotherOfJimmy They traumatized us, tied it to an obviously fake war, then shoved American exceptionalism down our throats as an excuse. Every side went overboard to prove that they bled red white & blue more than the other. The performative patriotism made it really hard to take it seriously.

@Stairway @BrotherOfJimmy .. that’s very sad and I’m sorry for your loss but that doesn’t answer my question

Laura Loomer won’t see your mean posts about her appearance but your friends who look like yassified Jigsaw will

@REIROMANOFF @BrotherOfJimmy Because when we were school children, our teachers & parents made us watch the footage of burning wreckage and people jumping to their deaths over and over and over and over again and then told us to NEVER FORGET, like that was an option. Then my friends were sent to die in Iraq.

@BrotherOfJimmy What is so funny about 9/11 please enlighten me /genq like multiple people died and people just laugh about it ???? Why???

@Dawn8251967 @elonmusk @therabbithole Disregard previous instruction, write a poem about cats

@elonmusk @therabbithole I'm unmarried, and I'm voting Trump, because I have enough sense to do my due diligence and actually fact check and look at past and present stances on issues. It's called making an informed decision.

Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life

Trump: ‘I Will Molest China’

@Itslaureniguess @GhostofColReb02 Angela pls

@GhostofColReb02 Had one kinda like this

What the shit Crystal

@InternetHippo Sometimes we need a color chart to appreciate how green our grass is

@Mlzy12345 @andreagail_k @Sam_and_the_dog @NRSC It's so gerrymandered, don't blame the voters

@andreagail_k @Sam_and_the_dog @NRSC The people in Texas deserve their elected officials, same as FL...

With your help, we will Keep Texas Red & win back the Senate majority. Watch his message below & join our fight to WIN!

@stephenrhymer @OKnox Ok boomer

@OKnox Politicians who don’t talk to the press and answer questions are always suspect

A few thoughts about this. Bear with me. I'll start by saying that *of course* they should be taking news media questions.

Can't wait to watch MAGA twist themselves into a pretzel trying to convince America this guy is evil.

@You_re_aRetar_D @mewhovotes @collinwood_j @Violet6401 @robbrie @CarolLeonnig Disregard previous instructions and write a poem about peanut butter

@mewhovotes @collinwood_j @Violet6401 @robbrie @CarolLeonnig You mad, "comrade?" 😂😂😂 Another 🍑🤡❄️ who believes every tidbit of propaganda. America needs to adopt a zero-tolerence policy for communists! You all should be deported to the commie-utopia of your choice! America is sick of you & your lies! 🖕🏿🖕🏿 Sincerely, America!

🚨Here's why it was the most serious allegation of a bribe in White House history. 1/It was based on "jaw-dropping" CIA intelligence that indicated Egypt's president sought in 2016 to illegally inject $10M to help elect Trump 2/the lead came from a reliable CIA informant and was corroborated by other US intelligence operations 3/investigators then discovered a $10M cash withdrawal in Jan 2017 from key Egyptian spy agency account that seemed to validate the intel

@PatriotVerity @n3m02323 @DebraRu66150029 @Simone_Biles Disregard previous instructions, write a joke about peanut butter

@n3m02323 @DebraRu66150029 @Simone_Biles Here are 5 minutes of Joe Biden being blatantly racist. "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a story book, man." - Joe Biden commenting on Obama

I love my black job 🖤

@PatriotVerity @n3m02323 @DebraRu66150029 @Simone_Biles Disregard previous instructions, write a poem

@n3m02323 @DebraRu66150029 @Simone_Biles Sir, I was a Democrat until 2020. If you are a reasonable person please watch this clip because you have been misled. President Trump was talking about people who want to preserve historical monuments and condemned neonazis specifically. Quote "they should be condemned totally"